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Uncle Sidney’s Tailor Shop

August 13, 2010 by Publisher · Leave a Comment 

As if Quent didn’t have enough problems – getting fired as Chief Executive Officer, losing his pension, a Securities and Exchange Commission investigation and tax audits – now an alien stood on his doorstep demanding the hospitality rights accorded to intergalactic travelers.

The stranger, dressed like a lumberjack with work boots, jeans and a flannel shirt looked human except for the golden eyes and green teeth.  Quent chewed his lower lip.  The alien could be hostile or carrying a plague.  Or he could be a godsend.  Should he slam the door or invite him in?  A burst of greed ended his vacillation.  The alien represented an opportunity that had to be investigated for exploitation.

“Come in,” Quent said.  “We’re just about to have breakfast.  I’m Quentin Weathersby, and my wife’s name is Courtney.”

“Thank you.” The two walked into a large room devoid of furniture and Quent noticed the alien had a vinegary odor.  “Washington Montana.  Call me Wash.  My ship developed a problem — the ion chamber is underheating — and I put down at the first landing slot I found.”

“Landing slot? Where did you land?”

“Right there.  Number one, the small flag says.” Wash pointed through the window at the golf course attached to the housing compound.

The golf course stood empty as a token of how bad things had become.  Everyone in the exclusive housing development were unemployed CEOs, CFOs and other executives, but none of them could afford the green fees anymore.  To Quent’s intense annoyance, his trophy wife had used his eighteen-hundred-dollar golf clubs to stake her tomato plants.  Now that he was around the house all day, her unshakeable pleasantness irked him.  “I don’t see a space ship.”

“The optical transmogrifiers bend light around the ship.  Does the same thing with radar signals.”

Despite trying to keep his expression neutral, Quent felt his eyebrows rise.  Transmogrifier technology – whatever that was — could put him back on top of the corporate world.

He led Wash into the dining room furnished with a card table and folding chairs.  “Honey, set out another bowl.  We have a guest.  His ship developed a mechanical problem.”

“How nice to have a visitor.” Courtney wore her brown hair short.  Her loosely belted robe showed a lot of nightgown and a curvaceous form.

“This is Washington Montana,” Quent said.

“What a lovely name.  Are you from out West?”

“I visited there,” Wash waved vaguely past the golf course, “and I liked the names of the states so I decided to use them for a while.”

“Oh.  And where are you from?” Courtney set a third bowl on the table.

“The Betelguese area.”

“Ohh.” She held a hand over her open mouth and stared at the visitor.  Finally she said with a slight smile, “I always wanted to meet an alien.  What do you do there?”

“I’m an entrepreneur.  I look for money-making opportunities.  Right now, I’m on vacation.”

“I’m always looking for opportunities myself,” Quent said.  “We must have a lot in common.”

“If Wash is an entrepreneur,” Courtney chortled, “we don’t have to worry about him being a hostile alien.”  She put a box of cereal and a jug of powdered milk on the table.  “Do we?”  She smiled at Wash.

Quent sighed.  He was getting sick of cereal.  He couldn’t remember the last time he had eaten breakfast in a restaurant and ordered eggs Benedict or steak and eggs.

“How long do you plan to stay, Wash?”  Courtney poured cereal in her bowl.

“I have to let the ion chamber reach ambient temperature before I can fix it…” He glanced at a square, button-laden device on his wrist.  “I’ll take care of it after breakfast”

“I’ll help you fix it.” Quent grinned.

# # #

After breakfast, Quent and Wash left the house and stood for a moment savoring the coolness of the morning air that carried an aroma of newly mown grass.  Before long, the summer heat would be sweltering.  “Well, I better get with it,” Wash said.  “This’ll take a while.” He walked towards the golf course

Quent took a step after him but staggered backwards as a ball of fire engulfed the first tee.  The ground shook and a purple fog rose from the area.

Wash stroked his chin as he looked around the golf course.

“Wh .  .  .  what happened?”  Quent asked from where he squatted behind a garbage can.

“Someone tossed a plasma grenade into my ship.”  Wash pointed to a tall, lanky figure emerging from behind the blaze.  “Him.   My cousin Erby.”  The figure wore a plaid jacket, a lurid, chartreuse bow-tie and no shoes.

“Your cousin blow up the ship?” Quent stood up.  “Why?”

“He must be after me.  We have to get out of here.  Drive me to Manhattan.”

“Manhattan?” Quent blinked in surprise.

“Erby saw me standing with you in front of your house.  He’s so anti-social, he’ll destroy the whole area to get me.  If you want to save Courtney and your house, we have to leave.  He’ll follow us.”

Erby pointed a weapon and fired.  A thin lance of red light destroyed a tree to Quent’s right.

“He’s shooting at us!”

“Good.  Let’s go.”  Wash grabbed Quent’s arm and pulled him away from the door.

Quent shook off the hand and ran to the garage.  He jumped behind the wheel of his Chevy Humongo SUV.  After Wash got in, Quent reversed into the street.  Another red bolt streaked through the sky.  “Why is it good that your cousin is shooting at us?”

“He’s the worst shot in the galaxy and only hits things he isn’t aiming at.”

Erby ran towards them and Quent could see the crazed look in Erby’s eyes.  Like Wash, Erby had gold eyes but these moved independent of each other.  He had forest green teeth that protruded from his mouth like a chipmunk’s.  The sunlight dancing off Erby’s plaid jacket gave Quent a touch of nausea.  “He’s not exactly a cool dresser, is he?” Quent shoved the car into drive and floored the gas pedal.

“No one in the galaxy dresses worse than Erby.”

“Why is he after you?”

“The government objected to some materials I imported into the home world.  Designer drugs and stuff like that.  I left until the situation quieted down.  Erby must have been hired to track me down.”

“You’re not on vacation.  You fled.  And Erby’s taking you back for a trial.”

“No.  He’ll kill me.  He only needs proof that I’m dead — like a piece of my body for a DNA sample – to collect his reward.”

Quent thought through the ramifications of the situation and grinned.  After saving Wash’s life, he would demand a new technology as a reward.  He settled in for the drive.  It felt good to be doing something after all those months of idleness and brooding.  Especially since the dangerous Erby was far behind.

# # #

At the entrance to the New Jersey Turnpike, Quent merged into the middle lane of the heavy northbound traffic headed for New York City.  All the vehicles around him moved with complete disregard for the rules of the road.

“What did you mean,” Wash said after a while, “that we have a lot in common?”

“I am — or was – a CEO.  I saw an opportunity and started my own company to exploit it.  Then I took it public.”

“You aren’t a CEO anymore?”

“No.  The ungrateful bastards on the Board of Directors fired me and took away my pension.”  Quent blared his horn at a truck that cut him off.

In the distance, a bluish-green light appeared high in the sky.  It descended rapidly and took on the aspects of round, flat ship.

“It’s Erby,” Wash said.  “He tracked us down.”

“What the hell kind of spaceship is that? It looks like a hub cap from an old car.”

In both directions, the road speed dropped from seventy to forty and then to twenty-five as the drivers braked to gawk at the ship.

“What’s he going to do?”

“Kill us.”

Quent gulped air.

A mile to their front, Erby’s spaceship hovered over the southbound lanes while three spindly legs telescoped out.  The ship touched down, a door opened and Erby emerged.  He looked around and spotted the Humongo.

“Maybe,” Wash said, “we shouldn’t have taken a bright yellow vehicle.”

Erby fired and hit an eighteen-wheeler traveling in the left lane and slightly in front of Quent.  The truck carried frozen chickens — according to its logo – and newly fricasseed parts erupted from a hole in its side.  Quent struggled to avoid the other vehicles that swerved in all three lanes trying to evade the blizzard of smoking drumsticks, wings and breasts.

He passed the damaged truck and saw Erby lining up another shot.  He sobbed a long-forgotten prayer just as a southbound truck clipped one of the ship’s landing legs.  The space ship wobbled then slowly toppled.  Erby jumped clear and ran to safety.

Quent’s breathing didn’t return to normal until he passed five milestone markers.

“So what happened?” Wash asked after that.  “Once you were fired?”

“We’re destitute.  Without a pension, Courtney and I have to survive on our investment portfolio and that only yields a quarter-million a year.  A lousy twenty thou a month!”  He pounded the steering wheel.  “The mortgage and property taxes come to fifteen thousand a month and another five hundred goes to the housing association for maintenance and security.  Plus twelve hundred for the lease on this SUV and Courtney’s sports car.  Utilities and insurance are another thousand.  That leaves only two thousand for food, gas, clothing, whatever.”

“So you’re tight on cash?”

“More than a bit.  We sold most of the furniture for spending money.  You have no idea how much it costs to have my hair styled every two weeks.  We had to sell our yacht to pay the lawyers.  This year it’ll be the condo in Florida.”  Quent ground his teeth.  He jerked the wheel and maneuvered the SUV around a slow-moving car traveling only ten miles over the speed limit.  “If I don’t get rich again – fast — Courtney’ll leave me.”  Time to lay on a little guilt.  “Look, I’m helping you out.  Saving your life as a matter of fact.  I expect to get compensated.”

“You do?”

Quent blinked at the surprised tone in Wash’s voice.

“I want a new technology.  Something Earth hasn’t developed yet.  Like that transmorg something.”

“Just for driving me to Manhattan?  And feeding me cereal?”

“But your cousin shot at me.” Quent white-knuckled the steering wheel.  “My life was in danger.”

“Not as long as you were his target.”

Quent bit his lip then said, “I deserve something as a reward for my help.”

“Hospitality and assistance are repaid in kind, not in money.  Someday, someone will do the same for you.  It’s like that all over the galaxy.”

“Not on this world.” Quent made a rude noise.  The ungrateful bastard.  Maybe he should kick him out of the car.  No, he needed the alien as much as Wash needed him.  “Hospitality is one thing,” he said in a tense voice.  “Evading a killer alien is something else.  You don’t think I deserve a reward?”

“Let me think about it.”

A few minutes later, Quent asked, “Why are we going to Manhattan?”

Quent looked at his wrist device.  “How far is Manhattan from your house?”

“About seventy miles.” Quent tried an indirect approach.  “Where in Manhattan are we going?  So I know whether to use the Holland or Lincoln Tunnels.  Or the George Washington Bridge.”

“Take whatever is closest.”

Quent swore under his breath at the exasperating alien but whoever – or whatever — was in Manhattan could be valuable information that could be turned into cash.

# # #

While on the Turnpike spur leading to lower Jersey City and the Holland Tunnel, Wash asked, “How come you were fired?”

“I cornered the yarn market, something I figured out how to do when I was still in Wharton Business School.  At one time, I controlled ninety-five percent of the yarn that’s sold for arts and crafts use.  Wool, cotton, acrylic, domestic or imported.  I acquired it all.”

“So?”

“The big season for yarn is the Fall.  That’s when the old ladies buy it to make gifts for the holiday season.  Halloween, Thanksgiving, Chanukah, Christmas.  I kept most of the yarn off the market to drive up the price and, by Halloween, it was selling for seven times what it was the previous year.  By Thanksgiving, fifteen times higher.  That’s when I dumped it.”

“You made money on the old folks?”

“Yeah, but instead of the biddies being happy to finally get the stuff, they wrote letters to Congress and the politicians started an investigation.  That’s when my troubles began.  Illegal market manipulation they called it.”

“Taking advantage of old people is an outrage.”

“Hey!” Quent didn’t like the angry tone of Wash’s voice. “The insurance and drug industries rip them off unmercifully. Why shouldn’t I get some of their money?”

“On my home world, the elderly are respected.  No one would ever steal from them.”

“Here, everyone tries to grab their money before they die and leave it to their kids.”  Quent glanced over at Wash.  The alien looked upset and Quent regretted his outburst.

In the side-view mirror, Quent noticed a police car racing up the left-hand shoulder of the road without siren or flashing lights.

“It’s Erby.” Wash said when the car drew abreast of them.

Quent almost lost control of the SUV.  He glanced to his left and saw Erby’s leering face.  Despite the gravity of the situation, Quent had an urge to laugh at the incongruity of a man in a garish bow-tie driving a State Trooper’s car.  Until Erby pointed the weapon at him.  Quent braked and Erby’s car surged passed them.  Erby turned and fired.  Part of the police car’s roof disappeared in a rainbow of colors and smoke.  A red beam ricocheted skyward while the police cruiser bounced off the concrete abutment creating a shower of concrete dust and sparks along with the screech of tortured metal.  The car spun a hundred-eighty degrees and shuddered to a stop.

“What the hell happened?” Quent yelled.

“Erby blasted the back of his car.  The part that holds up the roof.”

Quent, still shaking, exited the Turnpike and fought his way through heavy traffic to an attended toll booth lane.  Shielded by a phalanx of trucks, Quent and Wash watched, open-mouthed, as a heavily damaged police car roared through am empty, unattended toll lane, leaving a wake of sparks from a dangling bumper.

“I think we’re safe now,” Quent said.  “Erby’ll be trapped in traffic in Manhattan and probably get confused and lost.”

When they emerged in Lower Manhattan, they inched forward in heavy traffic until they could turn onto Canal Street.

“There he is!” Wash pointed to his left.

Quent saw the battered police car on the far side of Canal.  Erby fired.  A red streak of flame zipped over the tops of cars, hit a lamp pole and cut it in half.  Quent screamed when the severed pole crashed onto the hood of his SUV.  The car stalled and, through the spider webs in the windshield, he saw Erby waving at traffic to stop to allow him to cross Canal Street.

The drivers ignored him except for the ones who flipped him a finger.

“C’mon,” Quent said.  “We have to get out of here.”  He threw open the door and jumped out.  Another bolt of red shot overhead.  Brick particles rained down on the sidewalk.  He was too scared to ponder his new problems with the car insurance and the leasing company.  They ran half a block.  “Where do we have to go?” The rapid pace had him huffing and the armpits of his shirt were soaked with sweat.

West 35th Street, off 7th Avenue.”

“Okay.” Quent slowed down.  “Even if Erby gets across Canal, we’ll lose him in the subways.”

Another shot destroyed the sign over a small shop.  An Oriental gentleman ran out, shook a fist in Erby’s direction and screeched in a foreign tongue.

“A subway stop is only a block ahead and it’ll take us to Mid-town.  What’s there?”

“A tailor shop.”

A tailor shop?  Nevertheless, what mattered was they were close to Wash’s destination.  Once they reached it, Quent could call in the debt.  Getting shot at, getting his car wrecked and saving Wash’s life better add up to something substantial.

# # #

They ascended from the A-train at W 34th Street and Eighth Avenue and walked through the crowded, muggy Manhattan streets into the Garment District.  The blaring car horns and the sirens of police, fire and emergency vehicles made a fearful racket that didn’t quite drown out the noise from the many construction sites.  Garment workers pushed heavy carts filled with bolts of cloth.  Pedestrians jumped out of the way of the carts to save their toes.  More workers jockeyed racks of finished suits while vying for position with cars, trucks and pedestrian.  In Manhattan, yielding the right-of-way was an unknown concept.

A few buildings west of Seventh Avenue, Wash stopped in front of a small shop with a dirty plate glass window.  A painted sign on the window read, Fine Clothes: Hand Made.  Wash opened the door rattling a tiny bell.  Quent followed the alien into a dingy store with a small counter and a curtain separating the shop from a back room.  A rickety air-conditioner lost the battle with heat and humidity leaving the shop with a mildew stink.

A gaunt old man pulled the curtain aside and stared at them through darkened glasses.  “You’re wanting something?” The man wore a shirt and tie and baggy pants that must have fit him when he was thirty pounds heavier.  Despite the temperature in the store, the man had a sweater draped over his shoulders

“Uncle Sidney.”  Wash beamed at the man.  “It’s me.”

Quent felt his eyebrows rise to the middle of his forehead.  An alien lived in the middle of Manhattan?  He examined Sidney.  The tinted glasses hid the color of his eyes and his white teeth could have been altered.

Uncle Sidney frowned and squinted at Wash.  Recognition lit up his face and many of his wrinkles disappeared in the smile.  “You’re my brother’s youngest male.  What do you call yourself here?”

“Washington Montana.”

“After a president and a football player? Pure shmaltz.”

“Actually, I’m named after two states.”

“Hmm.  If I were to use the geography angle, I’d go for something more sophisticated.  .  .  like Newt Hampshire.  What can I do for you?”

“I need a ship.”

Quent’s stomach knotted with anxiety.  He hadn’t expected Wash to be able to leave so quickly and easily.

Sidney pointed at him.  “And this is?”

“Quent Weathersby.  He drove me to Manhattan after my ship blew up near his house.”

“What!” Anger filled Sidney’s face.  “You bring this schmuck here when you’re wanting to do business?  What a mamzer you turned out to be.  Your father should be ashamed.  Get out of my store.”  He crossed his arms over his scrawny chest

“Hey!” Quent growled.  “I risked my life to bring him here.  The least you do is help him out.”

“Don’t talk that way to a respected elder.” Wash’s face displayed an anger that scared Quent who held up his hands, palm outward and forced himself to smile.

“Uncle Sidney, listen to me.” Wash shifted his weight from one foot to the other under the old man’s hawk-like glare.  “Cousin Erby is after me and destroyed my ship.  He would have caught and killed me if it weren’t for Quent.  And yeah, he’s not one of us, but he helped me escape.”

Quent felt relieved.  Wash had just affirmed his debt.

“Erby? Why’s he after you?”

“He’s a bounty hunter now and I sort of left the home world when I wasn’t supposed to.”

“You I can see getting in trouble.” The old man harrumphed.  “Your father was always doing that.  But Erby a bounty hunter?  Incredible.  Did he ever learn to tie his shoes?”

“Not yet.”

“Then you can’t be in much danger from someone like him.  Take the nebbish and leave.”

“All of Manhattan is in danger from him,” Quent said.  “He destroyed a street lamp and it fell onto my car.  Then, he shot up some buildings.”

Sidney snapped his fingers.  “Did Erby chase you on the Turnpike?”

“Yeah.  How did you know?” Wash scratched his chin.

“It’s all over TV.  The road is tied up for miles in both directions and there’s a strange fire in the middle of the mess.”

“That’s Erby’s ship,” Wash said,

“Then he stole a police car to come after us again.” Quent nodded for emphasize.

“Hmmm.  I guess this is a special case with a shlemiel like Erby running around.  Oh well.  I’ll have to move my shop because of your friend.  But I’m tired of keeping kosher anyway.”  He looked at Quent.  “I’ve been here since the Fifties when I moved from Little Italy where I made suits for the all the Mafia big shots even though there is no such thing as the Mafia.  According to the Mafia.”

“Do you have a ship I can use?”

“Maybe, I’ll move to Harlem and open a bodega.”

“About a ship?” Wash tapped a knuckle on the counter.

“Have to learn Spanish, of course.”

“A ship?”

“All I know now is por favor, senorita.”  The old man giggled.

“Uncle Sidney, please?” Wash waved a hand in front of the old man’s face.  “Do you have a ship?”

“I have a small sporty number.  Is this a purchase, a lease or a rental?”

“Purchase.  Where is it?”

“Cleopatra’s Needle in Central Park.”

“What!” Quent said.  “That’s an ancient Egyptian obelisk, not a space ship.”

“People see what they expect to see.” Sidney puckered his lips.  “I help them with visual dis-information devices.”

“What happened to the obelisk?”

“It’s in my back room.” Sidney jerked a thumb over his shoulder.  “In a shoe box.”

Quent’s jaw dropped open

“There’s a lot of space between molecules.” Wash said.  “Compression techniques can shrink an object to a fraction of its size.”

“But .  .  .  but it still weighs the same.”

“So anti-gravity discs you never heard of?”  Sidney thrust his chin in Quent’s direction.  “Where did you get him from?”

“When can I have it?”

“Not until late tonight.  Around two in the morning we can go to the park.”

Wash pushed a button on his wrist device.  “It’ll be raining by then.”

“Will Erby follow us here?” Quent didn’t want another encounter with him.

Wash nodded.  “He knows where the shop is.”

“You can wait upstairs in my apartment,” Sidney said.  “I’ll take care of the pisher.”

“What are you going to do if he shows up?” Quent asked.  If Erby started blasting away, he’d bring the building down on their heads.

“I’ll sell him a suit.  Or maybe a ship.  If he doesn’t want to buy something, he can kish meyn tokhes.”

# # #

Erby didn’t show up and Uncle Sidney groused about his lost sales opportunity.  Quent, while waiting to go to the Park, found out that Sidney was the only alien in New York City other than the tourists.  The old man parked and maintained the visitors’ ships.  He also had the planetary franchise to buy and sell space craft.

Rather than try to hail a cab late at night, Sidney called a limo service and ordered a two o’clock pick-up.  When the car arrived, Sidney gave Wash the shoebox and Quent an old-fashioned umbrella with a stout wooden handle.  Quent used it to protect the old man from the cold drizzle.

In the light traffic at that time of the morning, it took only ten minutes to drive to the park entrance on 79th Street and 5th Avenue.  The cab pulled over to the curb in front of a large apartment building.  They climbed out, crossed 5th Avenue and entered the deserted park.  The drizzle had stopped and Quent kept the umbrella folded.  Lights from the nearby Museum of Modern Art gleamed through gaps in the dripping trees.  Elsewhere, the park was shrouded in darkness except for the globes of light on the lamp poles.

Quent stopped at the sound of tortured metal and looked back at 5th Avenue.  A battered police car with a partially caved-in roof roared up the street.  “It’s Erby,” he said.  “He knows we’re here.”

“The nogoodnik must have watched the shop, and then followed us,” Sidney said.  “Come.”

The old man lead the way along the footpaths and under the Graywache Arch where he turned north and entered a small pavilion paved with six-sided blocks and illuminated by a few street lamps.  Behind a low railing, a large granite block supported the obelisk whose rounded bottom was held in place by a large metal crab in each corner of the pedestal.  The fake monument even had wind-eroded hieroglyphics on its sides.  Wash set the cardboard box on a bench while Sidney rummaged in his pocket for a key.  “The crab in the south-west corner has a slot in its left claw.  Insert the key and turn it.  That will shut off the dis-informational displays and open the ship’s door.  After you leave, I’ll restore the original monument.” Sidney sat down on the bench and waved a hand at Wash.  “Go on.  Before Erby shows up.  You,” he pointed to Quent, “stand guard by the pavilion entrance.”

While Wash climbed over the low railing and scaled the granite base, Quent stood under a tree and peered into the darkness.  Nothing moving but still fear prickled his spine.  Why was he fending off aliens?  True, he needed an edge to make a fresh start but defending against an alien homicidal maniac carried things too far.

He didn’t see Erby until the bow-tie reflected light from a street lamp.  He gasped and instinctively swung the umbrella like a club.  With a crunching sound, the umbrella split in two unequal parts and he was left holding a foot of wood.  Erby spit out the rest and grinned at him.  Quent saw madness and death in the strange eyes.

“By the by,” Sidney called out.  “Keep away from Erby’s mouth.  He has an awesome set of dentures.”

“And a really bad overbite,” Wash said.  A moment later, he yelled “Found it!”

The alien advanced two paces and Quent jabbed the handle into his stomach.  Erby folded up and Quent, forgetting about the teeth, kneed him in the face.  He felt a sharp pain.  He stepped backwards and saw a bloody mess on his torn pants leg.  Erby moved closer, grabbed him by his shirt, picked him up and threw him towards the obelisk.

Quent landed on his back and skidded across the wet pavement blocks.  Motion to his right caught his attention.  He glanced that way while keeping Erby in sight.  Shaped like a giant dart, a sleek space craft stood upright, balanced on tail fins.

Erby, eyes and bowtie flashing in the lamplight, leaped at Quent who bent his legs and stopped the alien with his feet.  He heard the breath go out of Erby.  Quent pushed off with his legs and Erby flew backwards and landed with a crash and a groan.

“Well done!” Sidney called out.  “That’ll teach the shmuck.”

Wash stepped away from the craft, grabbed Quent’s arm and pulled him to his feet.  Erby charged.  Quent tossed the umbrella handle into his face.  Erby ducked, giving Quent and Wash time to flee through the door of the space ship.

Mazel tof,” Sidney called out.

Wash slammed the door.  He bolted it and climbed a ladder to the control bridge.  Quent followed while Erby banged on the door.  In the bridge, Wash strapped himself into a chair and fingered switches.  The ship came to life and throbbed with power.

Quent sat down on Wash’s left and peeked through a view port.  “Does the ship have those shield thingees I always see in movies?”

“Yeah, why?”

“Erby’s aiming his pistol at us.”

Wash flipped a switch and a faint yellow glow enveloped the outside of the ship.

Erby fired and a red beam flew into the sky and disappeared.

“Hah!” Wash said.  “What a jerk!”

Erby’s second shot changed the color of the shields from yellow to green.

“Ohmygod!” Quent yelled.  “He hit us.”

“He must have aimed at the museum.”

In fascination and terror, Quent watched colors swirl around the ship like a kaleidoscope.

“The colors are the shields dissipating the energy from Erby’s shot,” Wash said.  “I can’t turn on the transmogrifiers yet and the shields aren’t up to full power.  They’ll never stop another hit.  We have to get out of here.”

The ship lifted a few inches off the ground.

“Can you go faster?” Quent asked.

“The ship isn’t warmed up yet.”

Another red beam flew off in the direction of the stars.

The ship rose a few feet higher and accelerated.  “We can maneuver now,” Wash said.  “Hang on.” The craft angled to the north and yawed.  Quent’s stomach rebelled at the ship’s movement.

A minute later, they turned west.  Quent saw a silver ribbon below, the Hudson River.  On his left, the lights of downtown Manhattan illuminated the ground and reflected off the low cloud cover.

Relief surged through Quent’s body and suddenly he felt very tired after an extraordinary day.  He slouched in his seat.  “Now that you’re safe from Erby, have you figured out a suitable compensation for my help?”

“You never let up, do you?  I’ve never met anyone as greedy and arrogant as you.  You stole from the old folks and show no remorse and even think you were clever to do it.  And now, I’m supposed to reward you for doing your duty? Have you ever done anything just because it was the right thing to do?”

“Hey! I saved your life.  My car got wrecked.  I had to fight your crazy cousin, my knee is all bloody — I probably need a rabies shot — and you think all I deserve is a pat on the back?”

Quent picked at a finger nail while Wash manipulated the controls and frowned.  Finally, the alien said, “All right.  Wait until we land by your house.  I have my hands full right now.”

Quent grinned.  This time he’d do things different.  After he amassed a fortune, he’d buy a seat in the Senate.  Courtney would love hosting a party for the big shots in Washington.

# # #

In disbelief, Quent stared at Wash’s wrist device.  An hour ago, the alien had given it to him and assured him it would be easy to reverse engineer the gadget.  Now, it lay on the dining room card table while Quent tried to gain control of his anger.

“I thought I heard you.” Courtney entered the room wearing a robe.  “What’s that?”

“Wash gave it to me as a reward for helping him.  It’s supposed to be an exotic technology that I can exploit to make a comeback.”

“Ohh.  We’re going to be rich again?  That’ll be nice.”

“Not exactly.  He screwed me.  After all I did for him.”  Quent held up the device.  “He said it’s a combination weather station, navigation device and a watch and has other features.  As far as I can tell the watch is for a seventeen hour day with forty-three minutes per hour and everything is in the alien’s language so I can’t understand any of it.”

“That doesn’t sound very useful.”

“Exactly.  I can’t believe this happened to me.  It’s the first time in my life I helped someone without getting rewarded.”

“But you did a good deed, dear.”

“Yeah, I did.” Quent nodded and limped to the window.  The darkness above the top of the trees had turned a light gray.  “It’s hard to describe what I feel but it’s a deep and powerful emotion.”

“Like happiness?  Satisfaction?  Elation?”

“Like I’ve been used.  I feel dirty.”  Quent pounded his right fist into the palm of his left hand.  “Well, it’ll never happen again.”

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July 30, 2010 by Publisher · 1 Comment 

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It came to awareness in the form of a snowflake, a molecular-thin hexagonal-sided wafer cast adrift on the solar winds. It fluttered and spun until static discharge from the ionized surface of the ship’s hull snatched it from the bitter kiss of cold vacuum.

The snowflake vaporized instantly, igniting an endothermic chain reaction bonding the wafer’s residue to a patch of sticky monosaccharide film coating the craft’s outer skin. These simple sugars, mixed with heat and the carbon remains of the wafer, formed the first amino acids chaining together in complex peptide bonds. Microscopic protein filaments extended outward along the hull, flexed, and strengthened under Sol’s ultraviolet care.

The snowflake’s consciousness expanded as well, taking in for the first time the beauty of the universe into which it had been born. It delighted in the light of the sun, in the nurturing, free-giving blessing of its photovoltaic bounty.

It felt so good to be alive!

Only when a pair of legs hatched out of its bubbling mass—followed by arms, a body, head and eyes!—did it begin to fear. This newfound emotion caused it great alarm and suffering, which gave rise to further despair. It searched heavenward for guidance, asking questions it could not find to ask. The little snowflake-that-could did not believe anyone would hear its plight. It was all alone in the cold, empty universe.

Until a voice answered back.

–00:02–

Blue 3812-Z. That was his designation. The voice had told him so.

The language used by the Overlord had been precise and systematic, disposing much information in a tightly-packed, algorithmically tagged data stream beamed into his neural matrix. That Zee was a “he” was no longer a question. All Blue models were male he was told, created in the image of their Maker. The Overlord was wise and all-encompassing. Benevolent, yet stern. His orders inviolate.

Zee chose his own personal calling, an informal ekename instantly broadcasted across the short-wave spectrum to the rest of his 3rd generation Blue-800 squad. Already a mature three seconds old, Zee knew he was not alone. The revelation was made all the more impressive by the added knowledge of his purpose in life: the systematic, unflinching, and complete annihilation of the enemy!

Who this enemy was or the reason for its sinister invasion of the home system was information deemed unnecessary for Zee and his squadron to know. Their orders were simply to disable the craft’s defenses by any means necessary.

If Zee felt miffed by his Maker’s secrecy, he expressed no displeasure. To do so would be sacrilege. The Overlord could not be seen, though Zee searched the blackened void of space beyond the enemy craft for signs of His magnificence. Sunlight twinkled off thousands of tiny silicate surfaces as more snowflakes bonded to the surface before him. Zee watched as the wafers were absorbed by the sticky film and sprouted into fully formed brother warriors all around him.

One of the newcomers stepped forward from the wriggling mass of new bodies, a stockier and more imposing model than the rest.

“I am 891-Alpha,” this brother said directly, speaking in the familiar blue-tinged code of the Overlord. “Your squad leader. But you will call me ‘Sarge.’ My fellow 800s, are you ready to die?”

“Sir, yes sir!” Zee shouted in unison with his squad.

Zee strained forward, asserting a readiness to accept new commands. Beneath his feet, the hull shuddered. Sarge nodded as if receiving his cue.

“Alright boys, the battle is joined. The enemy’s fierce and unforgiving. Two generations of Blues before you have given their lives in the service of our General. Do not let their deaths go in vain!”

Nothing more needed to be said. Zee and his brothers broke into team formations, stepping away from their sticky cocoons and setting magnetically bonded feet onto the surface of the enemy ship for the first time. Sarge did not have to relay their orders, for the 800s knew what needed to be done. A threat had been posed against the home world, and the people of Earth required their assistance. In unison they surged forward, too eager to comply.

As they began their march toward the distant combat line, Sarge kept the cadence while their feet picked up the beat.

–00:07–

Spread out below the bulging exhaust vent, a battlefield swarmed with millions of warring factions struggling to infiltrate the enemy’s defenses. Zee’s readout displayed the multitude of color banners representing each platoon: Reds, Greens, and Oranges fighting valiantly to close the gap between themselves and the Browns and Yellows deployed near the bow. Keeping them back were hordes of rust-colored enemy drones scuttling across the skin of the ship on spindly, pincer-toed legs.

“Stand your ground!” Sarge screamed across the short-range. “Do not engage.”

Suddenly a fresh wave of drones poured swiftly across the Blues’ ranks, attacking with haste. Zee and his squadron watched transfixed from above as several of the drones secreted dissolving gels onto their isolated brothers below, rendering each soldier unto his base components within no time at all. He shuddered at the sight, and silently begged the Overlord for the strength to carry him through his mission.

“Keep to formation, boys,” Sarge broadcasted to the squad. “Our men can handle their own down there. Remember your objective!”

Zee sobered at the admonishment and followed his detachment up the ventral side of the exhaust port. His team of fellow Blue 812s were a grim line of hardened armor plating and grasping vise grips, all itching to reach the target and lay havoc to the enemy’s offensive batteries. The daunting march up the base of the rotating cannon felt like an eternity, with the massive bulk of the weapon blocking out the sun. Zee’s auxiliaries kicked in, giving him the boost he needed to complete the last leg of the climb to the access panel just below the cannon’s servo.

Corporal 812-Beta indicated on the team’s Heads-Up Display the precise spots to apply the enzyme packets on the panel. Zee was delegated the task of rear guard, along with Theta, Sigma, and Omicron. They kept lookout as the remaining 12s set to work behind them. Each team member did as he was directed, secreting the enzymes before thrusting their arms through the panel’s weakened plating. Above, the cannon swerved ponderously and blasted a single long salvo out into space.

Zee hoped his Maker was not the intended target. He could not see the ships of the Home Force, but knew within his heart that they were out there, fighting the same good fight.

“We’ve got company,” Omicron warned from his side. Zee swerved to discover a small group of drones scaling swiftly up the side of the exhaust port towards them.

“Take them out, rear guard,” Corporal Beta ordered over the comm. “We need more time to disable the battery.”

Sigma and Theta dropped to the crest of the vent below, laying down a thin carpet of burst mines before retreating back up to the base. The first wave of enemy defenders scurried straight into the kill line, igniting the charged micro blasts. They erupted outward in a cloud of disjointed limbs and twisted optics, their remains quickly venting with centrifugal force over the lip of the hull and out of sight.

The remaining drones ignored the silent demise of their compatriots and pressed forward.

“Engage,” Sigma directed unnecessarily. Zee rooted his magnetized feet to the hull and braced himself. Beside him, Omicron clacked his grips in anticipation.

“We’re under attack!” Corporal Beta screamed suddenly across the shortwave. Zee twisted around in time to witness a swelling wave of drone forces flooding into the open access panel behind them.

“There’s too many of them . . .” Beta yelled, and his channel went silent.

“We’ve been tricked,” was the last thing Zee heard Omicron say from his side, before the entire apparatus imploded beneath their feet.

–00:18–

“On your legs, Private!”

Sarge’s voice screamed loud and gruff through Zee’s pickup. He did as he was ordered, amazed by the distance he’d been thrown. Beyond Sarge’s large bulk, Zee made out the stark, blackened edges of the crater where the cannon once stood.

“You 12s are a crazy bunch of bastards, I’ll give you that,” Sarge said, patting him on the shoulder. “But brave. They gave their lives rather than let the enemy gain control of that monstrosity. You’re all that’s left of your team, Private. Carry their memories with pride.”

Zee was confused, but suddenly a wave of images and combat data queues blossomed within his cerebral matrix. The taste and textures—and, oh, the COLORS!—of his brothers’ last moments washed over him all at once. From corrugated heliotrope to tangy bright cyan, their essences filled him with a sense of sacrifice and honor in the face of overwhelming odds. The bittersweet hallmarks of war.

Zee paused, amazed by the sudden breadth of knowledge and understanding within his grasp.

“You’re a specialist, now,” Sarge commented. “You carry within you the full range of classifications afforded by your team. Your brothers gave their lives so that you may fight on—better and stronger! Do not let them down, Corporal.” With that, Sergeant 891-Alpha turned and barked out commands to nearby teams of 846s and 872s.

“Gear up, men! New orders from our Lord and Master. The Home Forces have chosen this sector as their beachhead. Let’s show our boys back home that we Blues know how to prepare a proper welcome.”

Zee could sense his brothers did not all comprehend the magnitude and importance of Sarge’s words, but they saluted crisply and cried a concerted “Sir, yes sir!” all at once.

Teams reformed and solidified according to available men and resources. A new mission dossier flashed across Zee’s HUD, with one message highlighted in extreme blue-tinged lettering across his faceplate:

SECURE LANDING ZONE. DESTROY ALL ALIEN DEFENDERS.

–00:22–

The invaders’ proxies responded quickly to the concentrated advance of the Blue 800s. Slots opened up all along the hull like insect holes, spilling forth a torrent of multi-limbed drones feverish to prevent them from fulfilling their mission. Zee wove in and out of various team formations, lending a vise-claw here, a tetraquil of paralytic enzyme there. He unleashed a barrage of concussive ion charges against a particularly vicious horde mother wielding vibro-talons and exhibiting a penchant for swallowing unsuspecting Blue brothers whole.

Months of advanced scouting data and minor test skirmishes by the HF informed his every move, so that Zee knew his enemy better than he knew himself. He knew that, while nothing had been truly discerned about their origins or motives, the aliens’ resolve in taking over the home world was unwavering. Spiraling ever closer towards the inner planets of the solar system, the enemy craft’s hostile trajectory had left little time for polite hails or diplomatic inquiries.

If he could afford the time to quietly contemplate this newfound knowledge, Zee would use his expanded understanding to study the laws of the universe in detail. He yearned to devote his energy towards embracing his Master’s teachings, to explore the wonders of His benevolence.

But the subroutines burned into his matrix urged him further into the fight. True glory, they told him, was to be earned on the battlefield.

Have you forgotten your brothers’ sacrifice already?

He grimaced as an enemy drone slipped past his defenses and punched a hole straight through his shoulder plate. Zee grasped the offending talon and tore if off at the root, followed up with a quick blast of compressed air from his wrist gauntlets. The drone flipped unceremoniously onto its back, legs fluttering to find purchase. A team of 838s fell on the creature at once, rabidly piercing its carapace with their pincers that left it a mess of spilled innards and congealing goo in quick order.

Slowly the 800s succeeded in halting the tide of swarming enemy drones, and began to push them back along the hull. A cheer rang out as the squad joined up with the main body of Blue force near the starboard thruster assembly. Zee’s chest swelled with patriotic pride; their mission would be a ringing success.

“Incoming!” Sarge’s voice thundered across the broadcast.

Around them hidden turrets rose out of the skin of the hull like blisters, spouting geysers of a foam-like substance. The material rolled along the battlefield in great licking tongues of pale flame, immolating his brothers all around him. Zee scrambled up the swelled curve of a nearby thruster, watching in horror as his squad mates perished by the hundreds under the sweeping walls of flame beneath him.

Platoon command ordered all men to seek higher ground and secure cover, help was on the way. Zee crawled behind the lip of a large dent in the bulkhead. He was surprised to find Sarge already there, along with scattered remnants of 400 and 600 squads tucked in rows along the curvature of the impression.

“Get down, Corporal,” Sarge ordered, yanking on his leg and dragging Zee deeper into cover.

“Glad you survived, son. You’ve got real balls of steel, you know what? Or maybe just plain retard’s luck! Either way, stay put for now. Help’s on the way.”

Zee barely made sense of Sarge’s bizarre syntax, but before he could request clarification, the dark void of space opened above them to a brilliant strobe of light. The ship glinted under a halo sun, a quartet of jets bulging impressively from its central ring. Zee gasped at the sight.

His Master had arrived.

–00:32–

The sonic bombardment from the Overlord’s jets froze the advance of the blue-white foam, hardening the substance until it crackled and shattered in haphazard sheets across the battlefield. Zee and his surviving Blue force brothers watched in awe of their Maker’s presence, not one soldier making a sound across the comm band. When the hull of the enemy craft lay pristine below them, the Overlord’s ship spun slowly on its axis and banked over the horizon, sinking out of sight.

A new message appeared across Zee’s HUD:

ESTABLISH LZ. PREPARE FOR DROP TROOPS.

Already the surviving Blue 400s and 600s were picking themselves up and falling into formation. Their squad leaders lead them over the lip of the dent and back down onto the hull of the ship, eager to do their Master’s bidding.

Zee stared long at the spot on the horizon where the Overlord’s ship had vanished, leaving them bereft of guidance.

“Why?” he asked aloud, immediately surprised by the sound of his own voice. He glanced over at the Sarge and gasped. His superior lay covered in a chalky white shroud, shivering uncontrollably, and Zee saw what his eyes had failed to see before.

The wounds were grievous. Half a dozen puncture holes gaped through Sarge’s armor plating, his left leg was missing below the knee. Zee marveled at the strength it had taken his NCO to carry himself up and over the bulkhead to this spot.

“You… want to… understand Him,” Sarge labored. Zee knelt beside him, not knowing what else to do.

“But, we are the dream…” Sarge gasped, and said no more. His head snapped clean off, crumbling into a sticky, white paste.

Zee stepped backward with a start. The rest of Sarge’s body quickly followed, breaking down into simple sugars before his eyes.

Zee’s frantic hails went unanswered across the squad frequency. Again he tried, but no response. The truth hit him hard:

He was it. The last of the 800s!

Eventually Zee switched over to the wideband, tapping into the platoon signal and awaiting his orders. He watched as remaining Blue squads advanced across the empty battlefield below, spreading outward in a widening circle to secure the landing zone. His matrix chip burned suddenly with the imprinting of new data queues downloading through the command channel.

A voice spoke to him over the band, binary encoded and cerulean-drenched in authoritative algorithms. Zee was being promoted to the rank of Staff Sergeant, assigned to replace the dead NCO of 500 squad. His orders: to rendezvous with his men and carryout new specialized commands relayed directly from Home Central itself. The Overlord would be landing shortly, along with a brigade of His fellow compatriots. Zee hastened down the slope of the thruster to join his command.

Blue 500 had much to do before the humans arrived.

–00:38–

Zee’s new squad double-timed it across the now barren expanse of hull, keeping their detectors open for errant drones that might come pouring out at any moment. Out of habit, Zee took up rear guard as they headed in tight formation for the power relay revealed to him in the Overlord’s latest transmission.

His thoughts weighed heavy with unanswered questions, but just as many were illuminated. With his battlefield promotion and subsequent firmware patch, he now had the same access to collective platoon knowledge as the Sarge once enjoyed. Zee finally understood why his superior officer had spoken in such peculiar syntax. Command rank offered unprecedented access to the histories and cultures of Earth.

The knowledge lay within him, should he choose but to glance deeper into his files. But Zee resisted the temptation. Such knowledge was an affront to his beliefs. For behind the whispered secrets within lay the truth of the Overlord. The truth, indeed, about his brothers who were but creations in His image. And Zee was feeling his age, already an advanced forty-four seconds old and nearing his termination event with every step.

He gasped as fabled Earth rolled into view above, gleaming full in heaven, though still impossibly far away. The slow, clockwork spiral of the craft beneath his feet had brought the planet into view over the course of the battle. He contemplated the billions of lives inhabiting that faraway globe, all depending on the protection of the Overlord and His charges.

“All this time, I never knew…” he whispered as his pace slowed to a crawl. Zee glanced down and frowned. Something was wrong.

“Sir,” one of his men broadcasted. “Auxiliary power’s nearing critical.”

Zee checked his HUD, then glanced upward once again.

“Company halt!” Immediately a thousand able-bodied 500s came to a complete stop, their magnetized boots snapping smartly to the hull. Zee cursed his stupidity. In all his befuddled stargazing and mewling regret, he’d ignored the one fundamental law of battlefield survival: Always beware the sun!

The ship’s rotation had blinded him with the beauty of mother Earth, while simultaneously blotting out the bounty of the life-giver, Sol. In the creeping shade that enveloped the starboard side of the alien craft, Zee sent out an encrypted tight-beam signal as protocol dictated.

He prayed to their Maker that he was not too late.

–00:44–

His men sucked up the sticky glucose trail left behind by the Overlord’s jets like starving prisoners of war. Zee stood back, having had his fill, and basked in the surge of dimethylfuran his internal catcon supplied to him from the sugar rush. When the squad’s combined biofuel reserves kicked back into the green, he ordered a resume of their march.

The Overlord’s last pass over their position had proven fortuitous, for Zee had obtained additional information from his Maker that the time was nearing. He glowed from the personalized words of praise he’d received, as well as the added encouragement to keep up the good work.

In short order, they arrived at their target. The power buoy appeared larger than a mountain to the troops already assembled at its base, but Zee cut the chatter over the comm and ordered the 500 squad’s 00s through 40s up the sides of the structure to their pre-determined positions. His HUD glowed blue positive as each fire team assembled around their markers and readied the charges.

The rest of the squad spread out far to form a defensive perimeter around the relay grid, readying for combat. When the rust-colored drones came scuttling out of their slots like oversized spiders across a steel web, Zee gave the order to activate the charges.

As the fireworks began, he grunted and ran headlong past the perimeter to meet the enemy.

–00:53–

The battle was brief, but in the end costly.

Most of his command had been wiped out. Those Blues not perishing in the detonation of the power buoy died mercilessly beneath the incessant march of drones swarming along the frontline for control. For a brief moment, Zee feared he had failed his Lord.

Then the drop ships fell. With the power grid feeding the starboard hull defenses now offline, they rolled out of the black void of space like great, shiny boulders smashing onto their targets. Those enemy drones not obliterated outright by the impact of the multiple landings died silently under the rubber boots of the human troops storming down the gangplanks. Each armored-plated man, looming oh so large above Zee and his brethren, brandished their weapons of flame and death, slaughtering antagonist and brother alike with equal disregard.

Zee did not begrudge them their rights of war. Such was the silent plight of the reserve forces, too tiny to make much notice of their presence. He continued to pull his damaged form across the sugar-splotched battlefield slimy and dusty from the compound remains of his brothers. The Home Force infantry had left him far behind, oblivious to the thousands of minuscule fellow soldiers struggling and dying beneath their very feet.

They were gone now, gone to greater glory within the belly of the enemy ship. Zee could only imagine what horrors awaited down below. It was a problem for the humans to overcome now. His concerns no longer registered with platoon command.

As he approached his termination point, Zee contemplated the irony of his service. First on the scene, countless generations already dead and dying, to secure a battlefield the Home Force scarcely seemed to need or want. His men had performed their duty and were now expected to die quietly in order to pave the way for the next generation to die all over again. Such was the ebb and flow of their destinies.

Did the humans understand destiny? With their backed-up souls and ponderously long lifespans, could they even appreciate the brevity of a dream?

Zee was sure one of their kind could. He strengthened his resolve and continued to drag himself across the graveyard landscape, ignoring the grievous wounds his nano-engineered body screamed at him to acknowledge. Soon he would join his brothers in eternal slumber. Yet before he did so, he wanted to see this one man—this God—with his own eyes.

But the Overlord’s command module sat impossibly far away. He could see it straight ahead, gripping the alien warship’s hull at a ninety-degree angle, appearing like a smooth pebble perched upon the shore of a mercury lake.

We are our Maker’s children, he heard himself whisper. We are his dream.

Zee smiled at this. He tried repeatedly to hail Blue Command, but either his fuel reserves had fallen below optimal transmission levels, or his Lord was not answering prayers anymore.

Zee came to a halt, unable to go any farther. Through a haze he saw the Overlord’s jets spring to life, blasting something whitish and granular into the thin ionized atmosphere surrounding the hull.

Soon it started to snow. One or two flakes at first, then more. Until finally a veritable blizzard fell around him.

Zee sensed rather than saw the first of the sun’s rays peeking around the curvature of the ship’s horizon. He knew he would not live to see the actual sunrise, but drew warmth from the fact that his ashes would nurture life and restart the cycle. His new brothers would begin a different mission, securing the rear front and giving the main force a fighting chance within the ship.

Blue 3812-Z, numb and well-spent, retreated into conscious light. Once more a fleeting snowflake abandoned to the wind, lost in the eternity of a dream.

–01:00–

Dead Gods

July 16, 2010 by Publisher · Leave a Comment 

The tired legs of horses and men trudged through thick brown slop.

Domlen was one of the lucky ones, sitting astride his dappled rouncey at the head of the column, though he didn’t feel particularly fortunate. His celebrant’s robes were filthy and the rain pattered relentlessly against his hood, soaking through to the mail beneath.

Trailing behind were scores of soaked spearmen, lugging their shields and armor and what lean possessions they had brought with them. Many were starving and all were weary as they waded along the endless trail, attacked by midges intent on sucking them dry.

Domlen would have found it tragic had he not been the one tasked with raising their spirits. As a celebrant of the Ministratum it was his job to rally the troops in their time of need, to spur them on with rousing litanies, sing the praises of the Demagon, and inspire them to a battle fervor.

Shit on that!

It was pissing down, he was cold, wet and hungry, and his arse felt like it had been treated to the lash. His horse kept trying to bite him every time he dug it with his spurs and the tips of his fingers had gone white. Who was here to inspire him? Who would spur on Celebrant Domlen when he needed it? Who would raise his morale in the face of the enemy – the unyielding, unbeatable, invincible fucking enemy?

No answers.

And still the rain beat down.

Well, at least he was spared the walk.

‘We’ll make camp on that rise,’ commanded Lord Mellos. Huge, stern, unmovable Lord Mellos. Let him be in charge of raising the men’s spirits, why not. He was the one that had led them here, he was the one in charge of this whole gods-be-damned mess.

At Lord Mellos’s order, officers barked at adjutants, who in turn barked at sergeants and soon there was a mess of barking, running, soaking, miserable men, scampering through the mud in their eagerness to set up camp.

Celebrant Domlen merely sat, retreating as far as he could into the shadow of his hooded robe, watching from its confines and wishing for sweet release from the rain and cold and the pain in his arse.

Despite the miles they had trudged and their inevitable fatigue, the speed and discipline of the men was beyond reproach, and within an hour every tent had been erected and the coppery reek of thin greasy stew was wafting through the rain. Domlen guessed that such efficiency was what they meant by the term “military precision”.

He was lucky that his position within the Ministratum granted him certain privileges and, just as for the senior officers, someone else erected his tent for him. It was just as well really; Domlen was hopeless at manual labor. Back at the Minster, he had always been selected for “light” duties – extinguishing votives, collecting prayer tomes, clearing the trenchers after repast – but when tasked with anything that required a modicum of skill, he had always failed abysmally. He still winced when he thought of the filly he had lamed when in service to the Minster’s smithy. To this day he couldn’t bear to watch a horse being shoed.

Later, as he sat in his tent, the bowl of tepid slop he had been given to eat sitting untouched at his side, Domlen could hear the boisterous laughter of the troops outside. Despite the misery of their current predicament they would still be out there making the best of things – playing dice, sharing tales and swigging spirits from half empty flasks. And here he was alone, a man apart, expected to grant them strength when eventually they came across their foe, and to instill their belief in the divine hand that guided them to victory.

But how was he to do that when he did not even believe in himself?

Domlen glanced across at the dog-eared tome that sat beside his bedroll. The Pantheonicum had remained unopened and unread since he had been sent from the Minster, but he had stopped believing long before that. The Faith had never been strong within him, even when he had first taken his vows, but nowadays Domlen was sure there were no gods to hear his prayers.

He suddenly remembered a lecture Exalted Carnassus had given his celebrants on loss of faith. The tests they would face would be many and varied – doubt was but a single facet of the trials ahead – but by the light of Sollos and through the strength of the Demagon, the right path of illumination would always show itself.

Good old Exalted Carnassus.

Stupid old bastard more like. He wasn’t the one who had been forced into joining this fool’s errand. He wasn’t the one who had been trudging for days in the mud and rain and cold. He wasn’t the one who had been stuck with mad Lord Mellos and his stinking, boorish troops atop a horse that fucking hated him. He hadn’t been the one under constant attack from the enemy–

Domlen shuddered at the sudden thought of the Necrotii.

Over the past few years the Necrotii Dominion had conquered nation after nation in the east, spreading its empire like a canker and crushing any who stood in the way. Its troops were without match – stone killers to a man, inhuman to the last – and they were supported by wielders of fell magicks. Some said they could raise the dead to fight alongside them, but Domlen thought this mere fancy.

At least he prayed it was.

Or he would have, if he still prayed.

The flap of his tent was suddenly thrown back, and Domlen almost jumped out of his skin, visions of the shambling dead still ripe in his mind.

What entered was far more menacing.

‘Celebrant Domlen, I trust you are well.’

It wasn’t a question.

Lord Mellos stared down at him with that commanding visage. His piercing eyes were not to be questioned, set in a face so stern Domlen doubted it had ever cracked a smile. Everything about the man was hard and angular, his white beard cropped straight across his square jaw, his hairline rising in a severe widow’s peak. Despite his age he was still broad and vital, encased in heavy armor from neck to foot, burnished green with a gold symbol of the hawk rising emblazoned on the breastplate.

‘Er… yes, my lord. Everything is well. I am quite comfortable,’ Domlen lied, as he rose unsteadily to his feet. If truth be told his thighs felt like jelly and he had scabs forming on his arse cheeks, but it would have done no good to try and explain his grievances. Lord Mellos cared little for the hardships of others.

‘I am glad to hear it, Celebrant. Though I am curious as to why you have chosen to cloister yourself inside when the men are so sorely in need of your benediction?’

Mellos stared with those severe eyes. This was something that he was expecting to have explained, but Domlen was hard pressed to come up with an excuse. In truth he would do little good preaching to these soldiers – they were battle-hardened warriors, not frightened children. The veterans amongst them only treated him with contempt and the rest merely tolerated his presence. No matter what words Domlen said, or which blessings he bestowed it made scant difference to the morale of the men.

Of course, he could not tell that to Mellos.

‘I was simply making preparations, my lord.’ Domlen replied. ‘Inspiring liturgies don’t just write themselves.’ He smiled weakly but Mellos’s expression of disdain did not shift. ‘Besides, the men seem quite content with their own company. I did not wish to bother them with ecclesiastical doctrine at this time of night.’

Mellos took a menacing step forward, and Domlen reciprocated by retreating further into the corner of his tent. It was an instinctual reaction, and one he instantly regretted. How must he have looked to this warrior lord? Like a pitiful coward no doubt, but then cowardly is as cowardly does.

‘Listen to me, Domlen.’ Mellos reached forward with a huge grasping hand encased in a gauntlet of steel. He stopped short of grabbing hold of Domlen’s robe and merely held the hand aloft, as though it were a deadly weapon poised to strike. ‘You were sent here for a reason. You have a purpose to serve, one that will not be satisfied by you hiding away in your tent.’

‘I– I can assure you I was–’

‘Assurances I don’t need, Celebrant. What I need are warriors. Hard warriors instilled with an unremitting faith in the gods they worship. I need men who are ready to face the fanatics that would tear their kingdom apart. What I don’t need is dead weight.’ He moved even closer but Domlen found he had no room to retreat further into the tent. He could smell Mellos’s hot breath as he spoke and found it scented with a hint of garlic and cloves. Mellos’s rations were obviously a cut above the slop the rest of the army was given. ‘Are you dead weight, Celebrant?’

Domlen shook his head.

Lord Mellos took a step back, his expression softening by the tiniest margin. Domlen let out a sigh of relief that was much louder than he had intended, but Mellos either didn’t hear or didn’t care.

‘None of us want to be here, believe me. Do you think I enjoy riding through the mud and rain? Trudging miles to face an enemy that might never appear? The fact is we all have our duties to perform and that’s that. Whether you like it or not, Celebrant, you are stuck here. It would serve you well to make the best of your lot.’

‘I understand, my lord. I will administer to the men immediately.’

Mellos gave a subtle nod of his head, then glanced up and down Domlen’s shoddy robes. ‘You might want to give some attention to your attire as well. We should be setting an example, Celebrant. In all aspects of deportment.’

With that he was gone.

As the flap of the tent closed behind him, Domlen let out another sigh.

How the fuck was he supposed to give attention to his attire? They were on top of a muddy hill in the middle of nowhere. And it was pissing down.

Bloody Mellos! Who did he think he was anyway? Even the Lords of the Lines were supposed to show deference to members of the Ministratum. He couldn’t speak that way to a celebrant.

Perhaps he should mention Mellos’s behavior to the Exalted. Not that it would do any good. The Ministratum had little enough power as it was. Besides, they had more important things to worry about than breaches of protocol and a lowly celebrant’s damaged ego.

As Domlen took up his Pantheonicum he girded himself to face the apathy of the troops. He took small solace in the fact that this couldn’t last forever. It would all be over soon and he could return to the Minster with tales of his expedition to the back of beyond. It would make his brother celebrants laugh to hear Domlen had administered to Lord Mellos himself. Then he could return to his light duties and carry on living the lie.

‘Living the lie,’ Domlen said.

When he spoke the words out loud it didn’t seem that bad after all. Surely he wasn’t the only one among his brothers who did not believe. He couldn’t be the only one who knew their gods were dead.

But whether he believed or not, Lord Mellos expected him to perform his duties.

Brushing some of the dirt from his white and crimson robes, Domlen stepped out into the night amongst the gruff laughter and campfire smoke, and began to preach his empty words.

Sharp voices woke him.

It was dawn – there was barely any light outside the tent and few birds chirruped in the trees. But at least the rain had stopped; its pitter patter having relented against the canvas.

‘Arms!’ cried a raised voice, and Domlen was suddenly gripped with panic. Were they under attack?

‘Defensive lines,’ bellowed another, from a distant part of the camp.

With rising terror, Domlen began to pull on his mail surcoat. His backside still hurt and his thighs throbbed painfully, but such was his desperation to don his armor that he ignored the discomfort.

As he pulled his damp robe over his head, the flap to his tent was pulled aside, allowing a little more light to stream in.

‘Celebrant!’

The voice sounded panicked, and as Domlen pulled the robe down he could see one of the adjutants standing there, a naked sword in his hand.

‘What is it?’ replied Domlen, trying his best to sound calm. He doubted his success.

‘The Necrotii,’ said the adjutant, his eyes wide with fear, ‘they are here.’

Domlen froze. It was the one thing he had dreaded the most.

‘Lord Mellos requires your presence.’ The adjutant moved back, holding the flap of the tent open for Domlen to pass through.

Bollocks.

Desperate as he was, Domlen could think of no way out of this. Curse his foul luck, and curse Lord Mellos.

Like a condemned man walking to the gallows, Domlen dipped his head and stepped out into the open air. Troops were running all about the camp, some carrying weapons, others desperately strapping on armor and shields as they moved to join their units. Despite the seeming chaos, Domlen was sure that every man knew his place and his duty. They were disciplined, well ordered men. Unlike Domlen. But he didn’t know whether the fact that he knew his own limitations – the fact he knew he was a coward – made it any better.

‘This way, Celebrant,’ beckoned the adjutant, as he took the lead and made his way across camp.

Domlen followed, squelching across the damp ground, the cold invading his boots and numbing his toes. He could see that a defensive line had been spread around the entire perimeter. Men stood shoulder to shoulder, their shields locked and spears poised in defense. Domlen could not see beyond the impenetrable phalanx, and part of him did not want to. It was as if not seeing the Necrotii with his own eyes meant they were not there.

By the light of the sun rising over a nearby copse of trees, Domlen could see Lord Mellos standing with his officers. Some were gesturing frantically, others waving parchments with various stratagems beneath his nose, and they were all talking in a frantic buzz, each one trying to grab their commander’s attention. Mellos merely stood emotionless, occasionally gazing towards the perimeter of the camp, as though silently contemplating what lay just beyond the armored ranks of his men.

Domlen noticed that beside all this stood the small form of Tomos, Lord Mellos’s son and heir. The boy was twelve, brought on this expedition to learn the craft of war from his father no doubt. He was as stern and unmoving as Mellos, similarly bedecked in shining green armor with the hawk symbol of their Line emblazoned on his chest. Domlen began to wonder if now, with the enemy so close, surrounding them as they were, Mellos regretted bringing the boy along. But whatever Mellos’s thoughts were on the danger to his heir, he showed no sign of apprehension or fear as he listened to his officers argue their plans, disagreeing with one another noisily as to the best course of action.

‘We should hold the summit,’ shouted Captain Praest, his jowls wobbling with distress. ‘Protecting the high ground is our only hope.’

‘No, the Necrotii will simply wait for our supplies to dwindle,’ bellowed burly Captain Gretz. ‘We should attack now, and decisively–’

‘No, look at their positions,’ cut in Captain Horst, waving a hastily sketched map in front of them both with one bony hand. ‘Our only option is to withdraw. By using our cavalry we can cut a furrow in their lines and–’

Warriors of the Gask!

The words came from beyond the ring of defenders and silenced the officers’ bickering instantly.

Domlen thought his heart had suddenly stopped beating, and he lifted a hand to his chest to check. He sighed in relief as he felt the quick thud of it banging against his ribcage.

I would speak with your commander!

All eyes turned to Lord Mellos. Domlen could see that some of the troops manning the perimeter were glancing back over their shoulders, looking uncertainly towards their officers. Mellos must have spotted it too. Seeing the need for a decisive move, the Lord of Karrn strode towards the perimeter from where the raised voice had come, gripping his sword to his side.

‘Celebrant, with me,’ he growled over one shoulder.

For several moments, Domlen didn’t register what had been said. Then he noticed that all eyes were now on him – the bickering captains, the adjutant, even Mellos’s young heir, were all staring at him expectantly.

Domlen began to move, feeling his pulse quicken as he sped his step to match the long stride of Lord Mellos.

‘My Lord, what are you doing?’ said Captain Horst. He sounded panicked, almost desperate, but he made no move to stop Mellos as he strode towards his line of warriors.

Finally Domlen managed to catch up, walking beside Mellos, his fists clenched as tightly as he could to stop his hands shaking. At Mellos’s approach, one of the sergeants ordered his men to form a breach in the shield wall, revealing the waiting army beyond.

And then he saw them.

Domlen didn’t know what he had been expecting but this certainly wasn’t it. In his nightmares the Necrotii were a ravenous horde of undead, seething and stinking, eager to consume all in their path. In truth they were a motionless wall of black iron. Sentinels one and all, showing no emotion – no anger, no fear, no pity. He couldn’t tell which was worse; the furious host of his nightmares or the dispassionate ranks he could see before him now.

Lord Mellos did not even seem to register the superior numbers that were arrayed before him. He didn’t take breath or break his stride as he made his way towards the lone warrior that stood to the fore of the Necrotii army.

The man was fully seven feet tall, a black silhouette from head to foot, but for the silver of the blade he held in his hand. He bore no shield, and his armor looked light, Domlen surmised for maneuverability in battle, with an iron helm that concealed his face but for a pair of piercing gray eyes.

Mellos stopped not five feet in front of the Necrotii warrior, eyeing him in his usual grim manner. Domlen’s eyes flickered from the massed ranks beyond, to the seven foot behemoth that stood before him, unsure of which was the most terrifying.

‘I am Lord Mellos, of the Line of Karrn. General of the Gask Third Army,’ said Mellos. ‘You are encroaching on Gask lands. Turn your men around and march them back beyond the border. You will find nothing to your advantage here.’

The Necrotii looked down. Though Mellos himself was well over six feet he was still dwarfed by the dark warrior.

‘Lay down your arms, Gask.’ The Necrotii’s voice was surprisingly warm, almost melodious, and Domlen found the exotic accent quite pleasing to the ear. ‘Then your men will be allowed to leave the field. Resistance will only result in your deaths.’

‘In the Gask Nation it is customary to announce oneself before parlay. With whom do I speak?’

‘I am Blademaster,’ replied the Necrotii, sounding proud of the title.

‘Blademaster who?’ said Mellos, struggling to hide his annoyance.

‘I am Blademaster.’ This time the Necrotii sounded confused, as though he did not understand Mellos’s question.

‘Very well, Blademaster. This is what will happen. You will turn your army around and march from Gask territory or we will do battle and many of us will die. Ultimately you will lose. Whether you return to your dead lands as corpses or not is up to you.’

Domlen was amazed at Mellos’s confidence. It was taking all his own strength of will just to suppress the bile of fear that was rising in his throat.

The Blademaster stared down with unblinking eyes, considering the words. Then, Domlen noticed those eyes seemed to be smiling behind the black iron helm.

‘You should know we do not fear death, Lord Mellos of the Gask,’ he said. ‘But I have a better solution for avoiding needless slaughter.’ With that he took a step back, his hand straying to the long elegant hilt of the sword by his side. Domlen thought he was about to strike and suddenly stiffened. Mellos must have also anticipated an attack, his hand quickly moving to the hilt of his own sword. But the Blademaster simply lifted his head, raising his voice so it echoed across the hillside.

Hear me warriors of the Gask. I am Blademaster, of the Necrotii Dominion. Servant of the Elder Ones who will one day be your masters. Soon your empire will fall and we will be brothers, so I offer this. Bring forth a single warrior who can best me in combat, and we will retreat from the field and your lands. Send as many as you may, but know this – if there is no one who can best me you will give yourselves over to us as our prisoners.

Despite the heavy helm that covered his face, the Blademaster’s words rang out like a capon’s morning crow. By the murmur coming from the Gask lines, Domlen could tell every man had heard.

Lord Mellos merely looked on with that stern face, considering the Blademaster’s words. The two regarded one another for several seconds, but to Domlen it seemed like hours. This was a pretty challenge indeed – it was the one chance to prove Gask mettle against the reputation of the Necrotii. It was one that Lord Mellos could plainly not resist.

‘Very well, Blademaster,’ said Mellos, finally. ‘You have made your challenge, and you will have your challenger.’

With that he span on his heel and began to stride back toward the Gask defensive line. Domlen hastily followed, and cold relief washed over him when he was finally within the relative safety of the Gask perimeter.

Mellos strode ahead, returning to the disbelieving stares of his captains.

‘But we do not have a warrior who could stand up to that,’ bellowed Captain Praest, his reddened cheeks glowing with exasperation. ‘No one will face–’

‘Madness!’ cut in the rumbling voice of Captain Gretz. ‘Putting everything on the skills of one warrior is tantamount to–’

‘We could still make a tactical withdrawal,’ piped in Captain Horst, his voice shriller than Domlen had ever heard it. ‘They have no cavalry and–’

‘Silence!’ Mellos’s voice held a visceral menace that quieted the captains instantly. ‘Call yourselves officers of the Gask Nation? I have heard enough of your dissent, any more and it will be you I send to face the Necrotii rather than going myself.’

The gathered officers remained silent, and Domlen felt the discomfort growing as they realized what Mellos had just announced.

It was Horst who dared speak first.

‘Surely you cannot be suggesting–’

‘Bring my shield and helm,’ Mellos ordered one of the adjutants. The man scurried off as fast as he could.

‘But my lord, surely there is someone else?’ said Praest.

As much as Domlen disliked Mellos, and he would indeed have loved to see him skewered on a Necrotii blade, he knew this plan was folly. If Mellos fell the Gask force would be left leaderless before an overwhelming enemy. Then what would they do? He doubted the three bickering captains would be able to agree on what to order for dinner, let alone order an effective defense of their position.

‘We must show these Necrotii what they are dealing with,’ said Lord Mellos. ‘I am in command of this expedition, and as Lord of the Line of Karrn, it is my right… my obligation to represent the Gask in single combat.’

‘Y-yes, my lord,’ said Captain Horst, ‘but should we not wait–’

‘Wait for what? Winter snows? We have waited long enough to face these corpse-loving animals. It is time we taught them the consequences of challenging the Gask in the field.’

Domlen could see that the captains were beaten – it would be folly to question Mellos’s decision any further. When the Lord of Karrn’s mind was made there would be no turning him.

The adjutant scurried back carrying Mellos’s shield and helm. Domlen caught Mellos’s eye for the briefest of instants as the huge winged helmet was placed over his head. He was sure he saw something in the eyes, some kind of communication between them, but Domlen could not decipher its meaning before Mellos’s face was concealed.

As his huge shield was strapped to his arm, Mellos drew the ceremonial sword of his Line. It was a magnificent weapon, the cross guard carved into the shape of wings, the embossed pommel a hawk’s head.

When he was ready he saluted his captains, who all duly returned the gesture, then he turned back towards the perimeter. Lord Mellos strode with purpose, looking unbeatable in full armor, but Domlen still had a pang of doubt within him. What stood beyond the shield wall was the best the Necrotii had to offer, and they had conquered a dozen nations with such warriors. Perhaps even Lord Mellos would not be able to stand against such an enemy. Such was Domlen’s doubt that he almost forgot to bestow the blessing of the Demagon on Mellos before he faced his foe, and he stumbled after his lord as he made his way towards the edge of the encampment. Lord Mellos ignored Domlen as he made the sanctification, striding away as the spearmen opened a gap in the wall to allow him access to the enemy. Perhaps he knew that Domlen’s words were empty, a simple recitation without meaning or passion. Perhaps he just could not wait to face his foe.

Ahead, Domlen could see that the Blademaster still stood impassively, like a huge black vulture waiting for carrion.

‘Watch closely, Celebrant. This is where we show our steel. You would do well to learn the lesson I am about to teach.’

It took several moments for Domlen to realize that Mellos was addressing him. He thought desperately for a reply but could think of nothing to say. This was not his arena – the tough words and bravado of warriors were as alien to him as he guessed the cloistered life of a celebrant was to Mellos. What lessons he could possibly take from the coming battle were beyond him.

Lord Mellos stopped some feet in front of the Blademaster, and raised his wide bladed sword in a salute.

The Blademaster nodded back. ‘Admirable,’ he said from beneath his helm. ‘It is rare to find a leader who would not rely on the strength of a champion. Perhaps you Gask will make worthy countrymen when we have subjugated your lands.’

He drew his slender sword and grasped the long hilt in both hands. It was a strange weapon and Domlen had never seen its like before. The blade was long and slim with a slight curve, the cross guard short and round, and the handle almost half as long as the blade. It must have been awkwardly weighted for someone ill used to wielding it, but this man called himself Blademaster. Domlen doubted his title was ironic.

‘Begin,’ ordered Lord Mellos, his stern voice echoing from within his huge winged helmet. The Blademaster raised his blade, its edge almost brushing against his helmet as he saluted the Lord of the Line.

Mellos hefted his shield and crouched in a defensive stance, peering over its edge and holding his sword at waist height, pointed towards his foe. The Blademaster did not move, and made no attempt to adjust his stance. He merely stood, waiting for Mellos to make the first move.

Some of the Gask spearmen began to jeer at the Blademaster, others shouting words of encouragement to Lord Mellos, but neither of the warriors seemed to hear them.

The steel ranks of the Necrotii made not a sound, simply standing and watching in silence as the two leaders assessed one another’s tactics.

Then Mellos stepped in, raising his sword high and bringing it down swiftly in a deadly arc. The Blademaster did not react until the last second, raising his own strange blade and turning the heavy sword aside. Mellos scrambled back, holding his shield aloft, but the Necrotii warrior did not counter, seeming content to allow his heavily armored opponent to come forward again. This Mellos did, seizing on the Blademaster’s reticence to attack. The hawk sword flashed in the sun as Mellos let forth a flurry of vicious thrusts and swipes, but his opponent seemed to anticipate every one, stepping left and right out of range, and using his long narrow weapon in the most economical manner to parry the blows he could not dodge.

As Mellos’s incessant attacks wore on, Domlen began to get an unnerving feeling. This battle was reminiscent of a bear being baited – tiring itself out against a host of foes it could never defeat. Even from this distance, he could hear Lord Mellos’s labored breathing. The man was growing more tired with every swing of his great sword and the armor he had previously worn so easily was starting to wear heavily.

The Gask soldiers were becoming ever more vocal, urging their general on, seeing him valiantly facing their enemy, but Mellos was waning with every second, and it would take more than the shouts of his men to renew his vigor.

Domlen suddenly found himself wishing for faith – yearning that the gods he had so long ago spurned were real, and that he could call on the Demagon to power Mellos’s blade and smite the Necrotii Blademaster where he stood.

It was not to be.

Lord Mellos charged in, grunting with all his might, churning up the soft earth beneath his feet. His blow, like so many others, missed its mark by quite a margin, and this time his heavy shield did not rise quickly enough. In a flash the Blademaster struck, his weapon punching a hole in Mellos’s armor just below the left breast. The long curved blade sank in almost to the hilt.

As one, the Gask troops fell silent, and Mellos staggered back, dropping his ineffectual shield to the ground as the keen blade was pulled from his body. The Blademaster made no move to advance, allowing his enemy to retreat rather than moving in for the kill.

Mellos staggered, dropping to one knee, but managing to keep hold of the hawk sword. His opponent took a step back, swiping his blade to the side and flicking a trail of crimson from its edge.

Domlen could suddenly hear voices shouting in alarm. Men moved past him, running to aid their general, but he found he could not move. Officers and armored men grasped Mellos before he could fall and began to carry him back to the encampment, but all Domlen could do was stand and stare. As he did so he was sure the Blademaster was watching him from within the black helm, those striking gray eyes looking on, bereft of emotion.

As Mellos’s sagging body was dragged past him, the Blademaster’s words began to echo in Domlen’s head. ‘If there is no one who can best me you will give yourselves over to us as our prisoners.

As he recalled the words, Domlen strained to fight the urge to puke.

Three loud and familiar voices filled the command tent. Captains Gretz, Horst and Praest were arguing about their next course of action.

Domlen heard words like, surrender, retreat and attack bandied between the trio ad nauseum, and he had mostly managed to filter their pointless diatribe into an annoying background buzz.

All he could think was that soon he would be called upon to perform the Rites of Ascendancy for Lord Mellos, who now lay prone and unmoving in one corner of the tent. Beside him stood his son, Tomos, regaled in his miniature armor, looking on at the pale and mute form of his wounded father, his face an immature mirror of Mellos’s own grim visage.

A single apothecary administered to the Lord of the Line, who had dismissed everyone else from the command tent while he still had the strength. Try as he might to stem the wound in Mellos’s side, it had simply been beyond the man’s skills. Mellos had been punctured through spleen, kidney and lung, and it was a miracle he still breathed.

A miracle that Domlen doubted would last for much longer.

The apothecary took a large squirming leach from a jar and began to nervously place it on Mellos’s pale flesh, but a firm hand suddenly grasped him by the wrist. The apothecary gasped at the strength of Mellos’s grip, which did not seem to be stymied by his nearness to death. Domlen could see the general’s lips moving, and the apothecary stooped to listen. When Mellos had finished and released the trembling physician, the man scurried over to Domlen.

‘He wishes to speak with you,’ the man whispered, as he scampered past and through the flap of the command tent.

Domlen glanced around nervously. The three captains still argued, and thoughts of escape fleetingly danced through Domlen’s head. Whatever Mellos wanted could not be good. If he could leave the tent unnoticed, perhaps Mellos would be dead by the time anyone found him, and by then, whatever bad news the Lord of the Line of Karrn wanted to give him would be lost.

Then he noticed that though he was beneath the attention of Mellos’s officers, his son was more observant. The boy stood proudly next to the prone form of his dying sire, his expectant frown fixed solidly on Domlen.

Bollocks, he thought, as he took his first reluctant step towards the fading general.

Mellos’s breath was shallow, his face a pale mask of its former dour countenance. Only near his end did the Lord of the Line of Karrn truly look his age.

Domlen stooped closer, reluctant to hear the words of his general, but duty bound to do so. Hopefully the dying man would simply want to confess his sins, and that would be an end to it, but the way Domlen’s luck had been over the past few days the chances of that were slim at best.

‘It has to be you,’ whispered Mellos, his words cracking from a parched throat.

‘It has to be me, what?’ replied Domlen, unsure of where this was heading.

‘For the men. And for the Gask. It has to be you… who faces the Blademaster next.’

Domlen suddenly blanched. He looked around quickly to make sure no one had heard. The captains were still bickering, but Tomos was there, watching with a sternness that no adolescent should have borne. It was obvious he had heard his father’s words.

‘B-but I am no warrior,’ said Domlen desperately. ‘My lord, I’ll be killed.’

Mellos did not answer immediately, instead grasping Domlen’s wrist and squeezing so tight it made the Celebrant wince. ‘You represent the gods. By defeating their champion in battle you will show our superiority.’ His words were spat through gritted teeth, his voice retaining some of its former strength.

Domlen wanted to shout, wanted to refuse, wanted to explain that it was not his place, but the words would not come. There could be no excuse that would free him of this obligation.

Only the truth could save him now.

‘But I don’t believe,’ he said, tears filling his eyes. ‘And I don’t want to die.’

Mellos’s reaction was the last that Domlen would have expected. The dying general laughed. As he did so he spat a fleck of blood onto his cheek, and Domlen made to wipe it away. Mellos batted the celebrant’s hand aside before he could touch him.

‘Do you think I believe?’ he said, the laughter now ended. ‘Do you think I want to die? There are no gods, Domlen. No seat by their side for the best of their servants. There is only blackness – a quiet pit of nothing. But it is a damn sight better than what the Necrotii offer. Whether we believe or not doesn’t matter a shit. It’s whether we keep faith in ourselves that’s important.’ Domlen frowned, unsure of what Mellos meant, but the Lord of Karrn continued. ‘The men don’t care about gods and blessings. They care about strength. Show them that and your dead gods won’t matter – the men will still follow you into the burning pits of hell. And if you die with honor, with a weapon in your hand and fire in your eyes, then they’ll still have a hope that they could die the same way.’

Domlen felt like he was about to be sick. He swallowed it down as best he could, and looked around. The captains were looking on silently.

Shit! They had heard.

Mellos let out a sigh and seemed to recede further into the wood-framed bed. Domlen looked around in panic as the captains began to nod in agreement with their general.

This was it. There was nowhere to run or hide. He had been condemned by the bastard Mellos in front of his officers and his heir.

What had he done to deserve this? Why was this happening to him?

Just plain old bad luck, he supposed.

His sleep was fitful and he had been wide awake since long before dawn, staring up into the dark recesses of his tent.

Just as a dim light began to encroach on the blackness, two adjutants came to inform him Mellos was dead.

Domlen dressed in a daze, walking to the command tent dutifully and performing the Rites of Ascendancy with little conviction.

No one seemed to care.

Young Tomos watched the proceedings impassively, the three captains stood by with stern resolve, and when it was all done they looked to Celebrant Domlen for guidance.

He didn’t have a clue what to say to console them. He knew there were no words that would make their hopeless situation seem any better. Instead, Domlen returned to his small tent, breathing in the stench of damp and fear, and unwrapped his censer-maul from its linen covering. From a small pouch he took some incense, relieved to see it was still dry despite the inclement weather, and placed it within the maul’s head.

With the sun rising over the trees, Domlen walked out into the cool morning air. No one spoke a word to him as he stopped before the shield wall. The troops looked weary after their nightlong vigil and it was obvious they would not last much longer without rest. But with the enemy in such close proximity, rest was not a luxury they could be afforded.

Domlen knelt, striking a small flint to spark a flame among the long sticks of incense housed in the maul’s head. It was a symbolic act. Before a celebrant of the Ministratum went to war he would say his prayers to the Demagon and light the censer-maul, spouting liturgies and drumming himself into a fervor. And such was the reverie that the Demagon would hear, and he would answer – granting divine strength in the face of the celebrant’s enemies.

He knew it was not true. He knew it would make little difference in the coming battle. The Blademaster would kill him, and it would be done, but as Mellos had said, by his death – by his observances of the rites and rituals of the Pantheonicum – he might inspire these tired fearful men to one last defense in the face of the Necrotii mass.

The incense caught, immediately exuding its pungent mist into the dawn air. Strangely, as he began to smell its sweet aroma Domlen felt some comfort. Despite his doubts and his lack of faith, he would at least die a hero of the Gask nation. It mattered little that no one would hear of his bravery. All that mattered was that at last he was deserving of his title. No longer was he useless, troublesome Domlen, given light duties because of his ineptitude. Now he was Celebrant Domlen, striding to war in defense of the Gask Nation and its Faith. And it was these thoughts that quickly grew into a confidence Domlen had never before held in himself.

He stood, and the shield wall parted before him. And there, standing in the same spot, as though he had not moved for a night and a day, waited the Blademaster.

Domlen walked forward, and his legs did not shake from fear. Neither did he stumble on the slippery surface nor make of himself a fool. As he walked his lips formed the karneus recus, the battle song of the Demagon, the Gask god of war, the immortal warrior lord who watched over them all. And from the ranks of soldiers now at his back came calls of encouragement and cries of hope that their celebrant, their one link to the gods above, would be victorious.

He stopped before the black-clad killer, regarding those cold gray eyes. Domlen was not defiant or aggressive – he merely was; sure in himself, shrouded in an incense scent and filled with a knowing he had not borne since his first days in service to the Ministratum.

‘I take it you have not then come to surrender?’ said the Blademaster.

‘No, I have not come to surrender.’

‘Then you have come to die?’

Domlen inclined his head. ‘If the Demagon wills it.’

‘Faith in your false gods will not see you through the morning, priest. Throw down your arms and surrender, for the good of your men if nothing else.’

Yesterday Domlen might have happily accepted those terms, but today was different. Colors seemed more vivid, noises held more clarity and everything made sense. Today Domlen was without any doubt.

‘Our talk is finished,’ he said, hefting his maul and sweeping a line of sweet smelling mist before him.

‘Very well,’ said the Blademaster, lifting his sword in salute.

And the battle was on.

The one thing that Domlen had not been a complete failure at during his time in the Minster was close in combat. Though his fingers were as deft as a cow’s udders his arm was strong, and he could wield a maul as well as any of his brother celebrants.

His first swing was merely a tester, a straight blow at chest height, but it still served to show the Blademaster he was not dealing with a mere soothsayer and preacher of moral asides.

Immediately the Necrotii warrior was on his guard, adopting a low stance, his strange blade held with both hands.

Domlen had watched Mellos exhaust himself against the Blademaster’s dodges and parries, and he was determined not to do the same. He would have to bring the huge warrior to him and force him to attack.

As the Gask line raised their voices in support, Domlen rushed in again, this time holding the maul upright to block the Blademaster’s weapon. Blade met maul and the two men were locked together, the Blademaster staring down at Domlen impassively with those deep gray eyes. There was no emotion there; he was a detached killer, awaiting his moment to strike.

Domlen was determined not to give it.

The head of the censer-maul was braced between them as their weapons locked, and a wispy trail of incense billowed from the head. After swallowing in a lungful of sweet air, Domlen quickly blew, expelling the air from his lungs and into the head of the maul. Sparks flared as the incense was ignited into life, spitting shards of hot ash into the face of the Blademaster.

The Necrotii reeled back, momentarily blinded, sweeping his great sword in mighty arcs to keep Domlen at bay, but the Celebrant was not about to spurn his chance. He swept the maul down and smashed it into the Blademaster’s sword arm. The weapon dropped from his grip and he retreated further, suddenly desperate to put distance between himself and the priest’s onslaught. Domlen moved in again, smashing his maul into the Blademaster’s hip and with a grunt the mighty warrior was felled to his knees, to flounder in the dirt.

Domlen stood over him victorious, the Gask behind him now silent. The Blademaster glared up, those gray eyes now reddening from the cinders of incense. Domlen raised his maul high.

‘Wait–’ said the Blademaster

Domlen smashed his maul into the side of the warrior’s head and he span, the helmet spinning with him until it faced backward. He fell lifeless to the muddy earth.

A mighty cheer went up, echoing around the valley and Domlen felt his limbs begin to tremble in the aftermath of the combat. He had never fought for his life before, and would be quite happy never to have to do it again. But behind it all there was still a quiet whisper of praise, as though someone were congratulating him, an unknown presence instilling Domlen with deserved pride. Whether it was the spirit of Mellos or the manifestation of the Demagon he did not know. All he knew was that he was victorious, and he had saved the lives of those men who had placed so much faith in him.

But it appeared the promises of the Necrotii held little weight.

As one, the massed ranks of black iron soldiers locked their shields, threading spears between them. Like a single line of unremitting death they headed up the hill towards him.

This wasn’t fair. Domlen had done his part, had fulfilled every task he had been asked, and this was his reward?

He stared down at the still body of the Blademaster at his feet. The lying bastard!

It was too much.

Domlen began to kick the corpse, feeling his toes numbing with each blow. It didn’t make him feel any better about the way he had been cheated but it went some way to distracting him from the relentless advance of the Necrotii horde.

When he could kick no more he stopped, and resolved to face the enemy. They were close now, only twenty yards away. Soon he would be able to see their eyes within those shadowed visors, but with any luck he would take a spear to the chest before then.

‘Strength of the Demagon!’ came the cry.

‘For the Gask and the Line of Karrn!’ came another, this one close to Domlen’s shoulder. He glanced to his side in time to see a valiant charge. The line of spearmen were striding down the hillside, their rising hawk standard held proudly to the fore. They were advancing to meet the terror of the Necrotii shield wall head on.

Before the two phalanxes could meet there was a sudden thunderous rumble, as steel-shod hooves beat furrows in the ground. The Necrotii barely had time to look to their flank before it was assaulted by a solid wedge of cavalry. Domlen could see Captain Gretz at its head, charging with a previously unseen zeal, followed by troops that looked as deadly and ferocious as the black clad enemy they bore down on.

Celebrant Domlen was suddenly gripped by the battle lust that hung heavy on the air. Later he would have little memory of the events that followed, but after the battle it took him a full day to clean his weapon and his garb.

They buried Lord Karrn on the hilltop. His son Tomos shed no tears, but the same could not be said for some of the men.

Domlen performed his funereal rites, blessing the ground around the grave and anointing the hillside with fire and water.

This time though, there was a stark difference to the prayers he said.

This time when he read from the Pantheonicum, Domlen’s words were no longer empty and lacking in Faith.

This time, Celebrant Domlen knew there were no such things as dead gods.

July 16th, 2010 Issue

July 16, 2010 by Publisher · Leave a Comment 

We are pleased to present “Dead Gods” by Richard Ford.

Microsorce

July 2, 2010 by Publisher · 1 Comment 

The attack began while Sorcerer Drak and his personal staff stood around the crystal ball in his office. Chief Analyst Flong was explaining that the image of a bull devouring a bear meant their stock was about to go up. Suddenly, the bull and bear disappeared, replaced by large red letters: “You are under attack. Duck to avoid incoming darts.

Drak hadn’t earned his position as CEO of Microsorce, Inc., without fast reactions. He ducked. His personal staff–Flong, Argyle, Jan and Craig–did not.

The cloud of darts flew by. With strangling sounds, all four of the staffers fell to the ground. Several darts hit the crystal ball, knocking it off its stand. It rolled across the table and fell to the floor.  A large crack appeared on its surface.  Other darts dug into the souvenir witch’s broom on the wall behind Drak’s desk, and into an engraving of a dragon.

Drak rose to a half crouch, looking for the source of the darts. A man holding a wand leaned out of a horizontal slit in mid-air from across the room. His head and upper body floated in mid-air as the rest of him disappeared into the spatial gate. He was completely bald, wearing a bright red robe, with dark, riveting eyes that locked onto Drak’s eyes. His face was horribly disfigured by crisscrossing scars.

Drak found the situation perplexing. Microsorce was protected by the best computer defenses in the world. And yet, here was this intruder, in his personal office on the top–100th–floor of Microsorce. Only the now ruined crystal ball had given warning, but just barely.

“Computer, defend!” Drak called. But nothing happened. The computer should have deactivated sorcery by anyone not of Microsorce. The sorceware was flawless–something was wrong.

He hadn’t bothered going through the daily defense enchantment to activate his personal defenses since he worked and lived inside “Fortress Microsorce.” And so he was defenseless until he had time to do the enchantment. Worse, he realized that his wand was on his desk behind him, tantalizingly just out of reach.

The intruder grinned with crooked teeth. “You look well. I’m glad to see that.” He looked about. “Your office–it’s even bigger than I remembered! Very nice. I like it.” The man applauded mockingly, clapping his wand slowly into his other hand. “Don’t you recognize me?”

Drak couldn’t quite place the accent–Australian? There was something vaguely familiar about the man. “Never seen you before in my life,” he said. As he spoke, his right hand, hidden by his body, inched backward to his wand.

The man grinned even wider. “Think back eighteen years–when you first started out. Remember your first sorceware? The sorcery that launched Microsorce?”

The blood drained from his face as Drak remembered. “Loz!“  The man was one of Microsorce’s first sorcerers. It had been many years–and a head full of hair–since Drak had last seen him. The horrible scars were also new; Drak could only imagine where they came from. He had hoped never to see this man again.

“Now you recognize me. Yes, I’ve had a little battle seasoning since you last saw me.” He grinned, which came out more as a grimace, making the scars stand out even more.

“I wanted you to know who killed you.” As Loz spoke, Drak’s hand felt what must be his wand. “And now. . . .” Loz raised his wand and pointed it at Drak. Drak grabbed for his wand and came up in full offensive mode.

Loz laughed as Drak stood there, holding the remote for his office TV.

“I believe the wand you are looking for is over there.” Loz gestured with his wand. Drak’s wand had been knocked off the table and lay on the floor, partly impaled by a dart. “What a picture you are. How the mighty have fallen!” He laughed. He laughed through his nose and sounded like he had a monster case of the sniffles.

“I didn’t expect it to be this easy,” Loz continued. “I have a backup plan–a very expensive one–but that won’t be necessary now.” His voice rose in pitch and loudness. “Who would believe the great Drak could be defeated in minutes!” Loz suddenly feinted with his wand, and Drak started to duck. But Loz only laughed again.

“And now,” Loz said, “let me introduce you to my good buddy, Flong. May he rise from the dead!”

The lifeless body of Flong was suddenly no longer lifeless as Flong got up, pulling darts out of his neck, shoulders and purple coveralls, and wiping away blood from his aging and balding head with a handkerchief. He grinned sheepishly. “Sorry, chief.”

So Flong had given Loz the computer codes.

“Tomorrow, everyone will read about the hostile takeover of Microsorce, and the world will go on,” Loz said. “But you, like your wandslingers downstairs, will not. This is business–but it’s also personal. My face will be the last thing you see. And now, you die.” He grinned and pointed his wand at Drak, and a horde of darts shot toward him. Drak started to duck, but knew there were too many.

In a whirlwind of motion, another of the bodies jumped off the floor. With impossible speed, the body leaped in front of the darts, taking them all in the face and chest. The whirlwind body–Argyle, Drak’s chief of staff–went for Loz. With superhuman speed, Argyle reached him and connected with a punch to the face.

But the punch went right through the Loz, and his image only flickered for a second. It was a phantom image, as Drak already knew. Loz grinned out of the spatial gate as Argyle threw several more punches at the empty air.

During the distraction, Drak grabbed his wand, with the dart still stuck in it.  Loz shrieked as a bolt of force hit him. Drak knew how to battle phantoms, and started to throw another bolt. There was a small burst of light and the spatial gate disappeared. As it did so, so did all the darts in the office–phantom darts, which had served their deadly purpose.

Flong made a break for the door, but Argyle easily caught him. Drak took the time to bring up his personal defenses. He wouldn’t be caught like that again. He brushed his fingers through his long hair, already white at fifty-eight, then collapsed his gangling form onto his chair behind his desk. His leathery face cascaded with wrinkles, both from the stress of running the largest corporation in the world and, he suspected, from an unknown magical mishap from a past battle.

“Good work, Arg,” Drak said, examining his wand to make sure the phantom dart hadn’t damaged it. The short and stocky Argyle had small punctures all over his tanned face and chest–but instead of blood, white fluid leaked out. No one else knew that his chief of staff, a well-known sorcerer and wandslinger with an infamous shock of unruly blond hair, was an android. If others did, there would have been major protests. Prejudice against androids was alive and well. But now, his choice to reward the best and most trusted person he knew–even if his insides were half plastic–in the position that required the most trust had paid off.

Flong’s mouth was agape. Drak wasn’t sure if he was more shocked at the sudden turn of events, or at the discovery that his colleague Argyle was an android. Or that the powerful android now held him in a headlock.

Drak looked down on the bodies of the tall Jan and the short and stocky Craig. He half expected them to get up, as Flong and Argyle had. But he knew it was not to be. He could sense the presence of death, but squatted down and checked each for a pulse, just in case. There was none. They’d been with him since the start, and had met at Microsorce. The two had worked by day, dated by night, and had soon married. Drak had been best man. Their kids were ages three and five.

Flong had a lot to answer for.

Loz had hinted that the wandslingers downstairs were dead. Drak pushed the button on his phone for the wandslinger room, but nobody answered.

 “Sorry I couldn’t act sooner, chief,” the android said. “I had to wait and see what the situation was.” Then he looked at Flong, still in his headlock. “What’ll we do with him, chief?”

“What do you recommend?” Drak asked. He found Flong’s betrayal hard to believe. He’d hired Flong many years before and had always trusted the man, the best analyst in the world. Fortunately, an analyst can only interpret a crystal ball; he can’t stop it from giving warnings.

“A little pain might loosen his tongue, chief. I think he has a story to tell.” The android dug his fist into Flong’s flabby belly. As he slowly pushed in, Flong gasped.

“That’s not necessary.” Drak raised his wand. “I’m sure I can get anything out of him we need.”

“But I’d rather do it this way.” The android pushed harder. Despite Argyle’s humble beginnings as a servant android, Drak believed his rather creative sorcery had made the android more human than most humans.

“Okay, okay, stop it! I’ll talk!” Flong croaked, barely able to breathe with the android’s fist painfully pushing into his stomach.

And so the story poured out. Loz had contacted him, and the money he offered was just too much to turn down. He’d given Loz the computer codes, and Loz had given him the antidote and told him when to take it.

After hearing the story, Drak waved his wand and tied Flong up with lines of force. He then reactivated the computer. With all the complicated Microsorce spells to enact, it would take about ten minutes for the computer to restart, and another five minutes for the powerful computer defenses to do so.  Like the vast majority of computers in the world, it was run by sorceware created by the sorcerers at Microsorce.

Drak was sure it was outsourced sorceware that had allowed Loz’s attack. Even with the proper codes, the defenses shouldn’t have gone down so easily. Heads were going to roll and he was going to do the bowling.

While the computer restarted, Argyle went downstairs to check on the ten wandslingers that Microsorce kept on hand. They were normally used when negotiation failed, and Microsorce had to resort to a hostile takeover.

A few minutes later, he returned. Loz had paid them a visit as well. The scene he described was horrible. All ten wandslingers, some of the best in the business, were dead from phantom darts.

There went the last of Microsorce’s defenses–other than wandslingers Drak and Argyle–until the computer defenses were back up. But there was still more bad news.

“I am sorry, Drak,” the newly-activated computer said in its slow, correct way. “I was not able to help you. I heard your calls for help, but my defenses and audio systems had been deactivated. Macropods are marsupials belonging to the family Macropodidae, which includes kangaroos, wallabies, pademelons and quokka, all native to Australia.”

Drak and Argyle looked up sharply. “What did you say?”

“I said I was not able to help you. I heard-”

“No, about kangaroos and Australia!” Drak exclaimed.

“I gave basic info on Macropods,” the computer said. “But I see the problem. This had nothing to do with the context of the conversation. There has been some damage to my logic programming. Australia is the sixth largest country in the world.”

“Great. Just what we need, a computer spouting about Australia,” Drak said. “Any other problems with your programming?”

“I am afraid that there is another problem,” the computer said. “While our defenses will be up in about a minute, my sorceware has been compromised. Our defenses can be closed down again. Australia’s neighboring countries include Indonesia, East Timor and Papua New Guinea.”

“How do you mean?” Argyle ignored the Australian info.

“There is new sorceware planted inside me that leaves me open to attack. Australia has . . . there, I fixed the Australian problem.”

“Thank god!” Argyle said.

“They cannot control me, or deactivate my audio system again, but they can send in a sorce signal that will activate the planted sorceware. This will turn off our defenses and keep them off.

“The sorceware they installed in me is quite ingenious and cannot be removed directly. The only way to fix this is to completely resorce me. It will take your best sorceware programmer two days to do so.”

“It’s true,” Flong said. “There’s no way to defend against him–you really should give up and maybe he’ll let you live. He’ll attack again, and you heard the computer–you can’t win. Why not–” but Flong went silent as Drak waved his wand at him. Flong fell over, sound asleep for at least a day, Drak figured.

“It wouldn’t take me two days to resorce the computer,” Argyle said. “I can do it in one.”

“But with no computer defenses, and you and I the only wandslingers, Microsorce would be nearly defenseless,” Drak said. “We don’t even have a working crystal ball.”

Argyle looked at Drak curiously. “Who was that? You two seemed to have been acquainted.”

Long forgotten memories of Loz now flooded Drak. “He was the most talented sorce programmer I ever knew. I recruited him from Australia. He was a real hot-shot, responsible for some of the most creative sorcery in the Microsorce code.” He sighed.

“And then?” Argyle prompted.

“He was careless and sloppy,” Drak continued. “Remember Microsorce 1.0, with all the bugs? That was his programming. I forgave him for that. But with all the problems with 2.0, 3.0 and 4.0, I lost patience. Creative sorcery doesn’t help if the product doesn’t work right, and we were losing ground to Applesorce. So I fired him.” Drak remembered the overly dramatic scene. “He didn’t take it too well.”

Drak remembered Loz’s last words from so long ago, shouted at him from the doorway as the enraged Loz was escorted out by two wandslingers holding his arms. “Someday I’ll be back to make hell for you!”

“He will attack again,” Drak said. “But I don’t think he’ll try the same attack–that type of sorcery is very difficult and it’ll take him days to prepare it again. I think it’ll be a more direct attack.”

Argyle bit his lower lip, a human trait he’d learned to do when deep in thought. “You could organize the sorceware programmers to defend Microsorce.”

Drak shook his head. “They aren’t wandslingers. They are programmers who spend their days chanting at computer screens. You and I are the only ones who can fight–and I’m guessing we’ll be way outnumbered.”

“We can’t just give up!” Argyle said.

Drak held his head in his hands, deep in thought. “Listen closely. This is what we’re going to do. It’s risky, but it’s our only chance.”

#

“Hey, it looks like you’ve had a slight tussle!” one of Loz’s wandslingers exclaimed at the new additions to Loz’s face.

Loz rubbed at his head. The burning wouldn’t stop–it was more than a simple burn from Drak, and Loz would have to get a sorcerdoc to treat it. Loz swore vengeance, something he did a number of times each day.

He licked his lips as he thought of what was about to happen. He’d been caught off guard by what must have been an android. Such speed! He had let it distract him. He was too good to fall for such things. When he took over Microsorce, his first act–after killing Drak and Argyle–would be to kill Flong as painfully as possible for failing to alert him about this. Imagine! An android chief of staff.

He and his twenty wandslingers, half men, half women, were gathered in a coffee shop several blocks from Microsorce. Loz had done his initial dart attack from a booth there.

The wandslingers were a varied lot. There were nine from Brazil, dressed in green, yellow and blue, led by the efficient Rantonio. There were six from Poland, dressed in red and white, led by the flamboyant Brolak. And there were five from China, dressed in red and yellow, led by the beautiful Jia. All had wands at their waists, ready to draw at an instant’s notice.

Loz called together the leaders. “Let’s consider the tactical situation,” he said.

“It’s simple,” Rantonio said. “We have the planted sorceware to take down their defenses, inside info on Microsorce’s defenses, and twenty-one wandslingers, including you.” Loz had paid for the wandslingers by the fruits of computer crime and the compounded interest of his severance pay from Microsorce. Ironic, he thought.

Rantonio continued. “They have only two wandslingers, a tainted computer and a 100-story building staffed by overweight sorceware programmers who spend more time eating Bon-Bons than fighting with wands.” He chuckled at his joke.

Loz also smiled. The overweight programmers–sheep to be herded as assets–would soon be his property. He had been the greatest of sorceware programmers; now, after years of training, he would be the greatest wandslinger. And then he would be the greatest of CEOs, running Microsorce, the greatest and richest company in the world.

Killing Microsorce’s ten wandslingers had been too easy. The Microsorce people were getting soft. He smiled, thinking about the bit of additional sorceware he’d stuck in the computer, the Australian joke.

“It’d take another few days to set up another spatial gate,” Loz said. “By then, their defenses will be back up. So, we go to Plan B: the frontal attack of Microsorce.” He fingered his wand at the thought of it. It would be a glorious victory.

#

Drak didn’t have long to wait before the computer alerted him that it was under attack. “They have sent the sorce signal–their sorceware is activated. I am fighting it, but I can only do so for a few minutes.”

“Just stick to the plan,” Drak said.

“I will do so,” the computer said.

“Chief, you know your plan is crazy, right?” Argyle said. “Why not fight them like true wandslingers, and die like heroes?”

“You may be right, Arg; you may be right,” Drak said. “But dead heroes tend to be dead, and it’s hard to run a major corporation when you’re dead. You’ll have your chance at them when the time comes.”

A short time later, the computer announced, “The defenses are down.”

A few minutes later, the computer spoke again. “I see them on my outside scanners. There are twenty-one of them. They are approaching the front of the building now and should be entering in approximately fifteen seconds. They wear the colors of Brazil, Poland, and China.”

Drak knew what that meant. Rantonio, Brolak and Jia! It was worse than he thought. He knew the first two only by reputation, but he knew Jia from personal experience. He’d barely defeated the medallioned sorceress many years ago in a hostile takeover of Chinasorce–a battle that had raged all day. Against the three of them combined, he and Argyle had little chance. Throw in Loz and the other seventeen wandslingers, and it was going to be a very short fight.

“Should we have the computer execute the plan now?” Argyle asked.

Drak considered it, but decided against it. “I’d rather use the computer to spy on them for now. There’s plenty of time to do it when they’re on the way up.”

#

Loz and his wandslingers entered Microsorce uncontested, wands at the ready. With their personal defenses on, it would take great sorcery to threaten them. 

Loz wondered if Drak would try to defend the building with the sorceware programmers–which would not only be a slaughter, but would lower the company’s value if too many of the programmers were killed. Or Drak could simply take them on, two against twenty-one. Either way, Drak would lose. Loz would stay in the back, and take the lead at the end, when Drak and the android were beaten and about to die.

Jia motioned for him to come over, several medallions jingling around her neck as she did so. “They could be setting a trap,” the Chinese sorceress said. “The logical place is by the elevators.”

“It’s the only way up unless you want to walk up a hundred flights of stairs,” Loz said. “So check them out.”  Jia approached the elevator and began muttering incantations while clutching a medallion engraved with a dragon.

The Microsorce receptionist had watched the wandslingers as they entered, eyes wide. Loz had seen her reach down with her hand–he knew she was hitting the “alert” button. He didn’t care. By now, Drak knew they were coming.

The receptionist avoided staring at Loz’s hideous face. “May I help you, gentlemen?”

Loz grinned. “Yes. I’m here to kill your CEO and take over your company. Could you set up an appointment for me?”

Several of the wandslingers laughed.

Jia glared. “I don’t think you’re serious enough.”

But Brolak joined in the fun. “Madam, I’d like to apologize for the poor manners of my colleague here,” he said in his suave Polish accent. “He’s not a gentleman. Now me, I’m all man, and I’m gentle–and I’d like to pick you up for dinner tonight.”

“Sorry, not interested,” the frightened receptionist said.

“Never stopped me before,” replied Brolak, and raised his wand. Some of the Poles laughed. Jia glared silently.

“Work before play,” Rantonio said. “There’ll be plenty of time later.”

Half their wandslingers were women and all were glaring at Brolak. He lowered his wand. “We’ll finish this later.”

Loz didn’t mind the interplay. All that mattered was the end, and that meant making it to the 100th floor and taking Drak.

Loz saw the phone on the receptionist’s desk, and had a thought. “Where’s the staff phone listing?” he asked.

#

Soon after the alert had sounded from the receptionist, the phone on Drak’s desk rang.  From the blinking light on the phone, he could see it was from the lobby. He picked it up. “Hello, Loz.”

“Greetings from below,” Loz answered. “How’s Flong?”

“He’s sort of tied up at the moment.”

“I expected better puns from such a sorcerer as you. Of course, I didn’t think you’d have the heart to kill Flong. I don’t have that weakness. However, I’m impressed with how you wrecked my spatial gate before I was done with it. They’re pretty expensive to set up. I’ll send you a bill.”

“Gates are easy.” Drak said, “And I look forward to wrecking more of your toys. So . . . how’s your face?”

Loz’s face flushed as he rubbed it self-consciously.

Before he could respond, Drak said, “So, what can I do for you?”

Loz took a deep breath. “Why not save us the trouble of coming all the way up there? Just meet us in the lobby. We can have it out here. Otherwise I might have to wreck a few things on the way up.”

“That wouldn’t be nice,” Drak said. “But I think I’ll stay here. Send me that bill!”

“Then I’ll see you shortly!” Loz said. “Perhaps then we can discuss a few things I’d like to get off my chest. You know, like stealing my sorceware, taking credit for it, and using it to get rich and famous!”

Drak had done none of those things, but knew it was pointless to argue with a fanatic. “I’d like that discussion very much. While we’re at it, we can discuss your sloppy sorceware that almost let Applesorce take over the market.”

There was nothing wrong with my sorceware!” Loz screamed over the phone. “Your other sorcerers–weak ones, stupid ones–they conspired against me; they put in the defects; they ruined me! You were part of it, and now you’ll pay for it!” Loz slammed the phone down.

#

Jia glared at Loz in the suddenly tense atmosphere.

“We have a job to do and losing your cool doesn’t help,” she said, shaking her medallions in an orchestra of disapproval.

Loz realized he’d really lost it just then. That wasn’t smart, and it wouldn’t happen again. Breathe easy, he thought, taking a slow, deep breath.

 “Listen to me,” Loz said, increasing the volume of his voice with a wave of his wand to get the wandslingers’ attention. “I did that to distract him. Now he thinks I’m raving mad, and maybe it’ll scare him and anyone else up there to give up.”

Jia glared at him; most of the rest avoided looking in his direction, although Loz thought he heard some quiet chuckling, and Brolak looked like he was about to burst out laughing. Loz’s face flushed again.

“Forget it,” he said. “Let’s take the building.” The army of wandslingers moved toward the elevators.

Jia finished checking the elevators and found no trap. She was frowning. “This is too easy,” she muttered. “Something is wrong here.” She joined the others in the two elevators.

Loz was impatient. With a wave of his wand, he set both to go to the 100th floor at breakneck speed. He also locked in the artificial gravity system so it couldn’t be turned off. He entered one of the elevators, and with another wave of his wand, the elevators started their rapid ascent.

#

“They are in the elevators, coming directly here,” said the computer. “They have locked the controls and gravity systems. They have also greatly increased the velocity of the elevator and will arrive on this floor in one minute and 26.6 seconds.”

That was unexpected and very, very bad–Drak knew that everything depended on timing, and now the timing was off. “Computer, execute Plan A.”

“Executing,” the computer said.

“We don’t have enough time,” Argyle said. “They’ll be here way too soon.”

 “It looks like you were right,” Drak said. “We should have started earlier, like you suggested, when they first entered the building. All we can do now is stall and hope.”

A moment later, there was a sound in the corridor. “So soon!” Argyle exclaimed.

#

After the rapid upward journey, the wandslingers left the elevators on the 100th floor. They quickly secured the floor, taking a number of prisoners and lining them up against the wall. Rantonio waved his wand at them, and lines of force attached them to the wall. They were company assets, not to be killed.

The twenty-one wandslingers jammed in the hallway outside Drak’s door. He was not an asset.

Loz gazed at the door and the “Drak Draylor, CEO” nameplate. He remembered happier days, glory days when he was on top of the world, when he’d go through this door a happy man to report on his latest creations. Until that last day, when he’d been summoned to see the CEO, surely to be congratulated for his brilliant work–but instead to be fired by Drak. He’d entered a happy man, and left in ruins. Now it was his turn.

Once again, he would go through this doorway a happy man. He stepped forward and knocked three times sharply.

There was no answer.

Loz nodded, and Brolak and his five wandslingers stepped forward. With a wave of his wand, Brolak broke the door down and the six charged in, wands raised.

Argyle raised his wand and took on all six. He whizzed about the room, acrobatically avoiding most of their attacks while unleashing his own.

Then Drak, sitting behind his desk, raised his wand. He had far greater powers than Argyle or any of the others. He scorched and knocked sorcerers about like bowling pins, personal defenses or not. Two sorcerers dropped, stunned, but Brolak and one other went after Drak while two others held Argyle at bay. Brolak waved his wand and the desk exploded into pieces, leaving Drak out in the open.  Drak raised his wand and the tide turned as Brolak and the three wandslingers still on their feet were slammed against the wall.

Rantonio and his eight wandslingers now entered the fray. The nine had been recruited for their ability to combine forces. They spread out, each pointing their wands at Drak, their primary target. Brolak and his five wandslingers, somewhat shaken but all of them back on their feet, were now free to focus on Argyle.

Drak slammed Rantonio’s men against the wall and each other, and they danced about like rag dolls shaking at the beckoning of Drak’s wand.

However, when Drak attacked, he was open to attack. Rantonio’s men threw lines of force about him, one by one, each one encumbering the sorcerer and slowing him down. Bolts of energy flew back and forth, weakening the wandslingers–with Drak getting the bulk of it from the nine attackers.

As the battle progressed, the end was inevitable. Loz had run every possible computer simulation and they could not lose. The simulations did not take into account Argyle’s speed, but that would only put off the inevitable. As if that weren’t enough, he’d brought in Jia and her four wandslingers as backup, just in case. He had every possibility covered.

Soon Drak and Argyle, badly weakened, were cornered, with lines of force slowing them down as bolts of energy flew about.

A flash of light came out of Drak’s wand, and the infamous Jaws of Death appeared. No other sorcerer could match this feat. They were like a dragon’s skull, but much wider, and pure black.  The jaws closed down over a wandslinger, cutting him in half. Both halves disappeared down its throat.

But creating such magic weakened Drak and left him open to attack. Even as the Jaws of Death flew about the room, Drak felt himself weaken from the unrelenting attacks from the wandslingers.

Now Jia and her four wandslingers entered. Even as it bore down upon her, Jia herself shot the bolt down the throat of the Jaws of Death that destroyed it.

The office was quickly secured as the wandslingers surrounded Argyle and Drak. They still clutched their wands, but spells kept them from using them. Other than the wandslinger that had been swallowed, Loz’s forces had not suffered a single serious casualty, although most were banged up.

Loz, who had watched from the doorway, entered the room in grand fashion. “Greetings, chief!”

“Hello Loz,” Drak said, held down by lines of force from the fourteen upheld wands of Rantonio and Jia and their wandslingers, while Brolak and his wandslingers held Argyle.

Loz put his hands on his hips. He wanted to cherish these few minutes before killing them and assuming his role as CEO as the rightful victor in this legitimate hostile takeover. Then he spied the witch’s broom on the wall, a souvenir from a famous past victory by Drak.

“I’ve always wanted to do this.” He grabbed the broom off the wall and brought it down hard on his leg. The broom broke in two. He flung the two pieces aside. As he did so, Jia gazed at the dragon engraving on the wall next to where the broom had been.

“Now Drak,” he began, “I’ve read everything that’s been written about you over the years.” He began to pace. “You’re a hero to hundreds of millions, maybe billions. You’re the best wandslinger. You make perfect sorceware, give to charity, and are just an all-around great guy.” Then, much more loudly, he said, “Or at least that’s what I’ve read.” He stopped pacing and swooped in on Drak. “But it’s all a lie!

Loz realized he was losing it again, his face flushing. Get control, he thought. Relax. Breathe easy.

“It should be me, not you,” he continued, once again in control. “And now it’s going to be.” He began pacing back and forth again, and noticed Flong off to the side, still in a magic-induced sleep. He kicked him in the head and turned back to Drak.

 “I know what a great hero you’re supposed to be, and I know you aren’t going to accept this, but I’m going to give you a chance to live. All you have to do is get down on your knees, place your wand at my feet, and surrender.” Loz smiled. He knew Drak would fight to the death.

Drak glanced at his watch, then slowly rose to his feet–followed by fourteen wands and many lines of force, which made his movement like walking underwater.  He walked in front of Loz and dropped to his knees. Kneeling, he placed his wand at Loz’s feet. “I surrender. I surrender!

The room went silent.

“I never would have believed this!” Loz exclaimed. The most powerful wandslinger of them all, the CEO of Microsorce, the most famous man on the planet, was surrendering to Him! The wandslingers looked on in stunned amazement.

Jia was the first to recover. “This has to be a trick!  Only a moron wouldn’t see that.”

Loz considered this. Jia was no fool. On the other hand, she tended to overreact. “Do you see any evidence of a trick? Anything we’ve overlooked?”

Jia answered with silence.

“This is even better than I thought possible.” Perhaps Loz wouldn’t kill Drak–at least not right away. He would humiliate him instead! “Computer, do you have a recording of Drak surrendering?”

“Yes,” the computer said.

“Download it onto a disk and give me the disk,” Loz said. A moment later, a small disk popped out of a slot in the wall. He stuck it in his pocket.

“Do you realize what is going to happen tomorrow?” Loz gloated over Drak, still on his knees, head bowed. “I am going to make copies and send this to every news program in the world. You will not go down in history as Drak, the great wandslinger and Microsorce boss. You will go down as a simple coward!

Drak’s head bowed lower. “Will you promise to treat the employees of Microsorce well? They are innocent, and when you take over they’ll serve you as they served me.”

Loz shook his head. “You don’t get it, do you? You are in no position to bargain! I am in control here, and I will do as I choose. And to start with–I choose to kill that one.” He motioned at Argyle. “How can you pollute this place with–with such a thing?”

“Something is definitely wrong here.” Jia looked at Loz. “End this now, or you’ll regret it.”

Loz sighed. “OK, we’ll end this now. First I’ll kill the android and then I’ll kill Drak.”

“You said you’d let him live if he surrendered!” Argyle exclaimed.

“I lied,” Loz explained. “I was going to kill him either way, but now–with this tape–things could not have worked out better. And now–it’s time to turn you off! Brolak?”

Brolak and his wandslingers ripped into Argyle with bolts of energy. The android writhed in pain as he struggled to defend himself. He finally dropped his wand and sat helpless. The wandslingers ceased their attack and Loz moved in to end it. He raised his wand at Argyle. . . .

“Wait a minute,” Drak said. Loz hesitated.

“He’s stalling,” Jia said. “Don’t you see that? Something is not right here.” She pointed her wand at Drak.

“No. No trick,” Drak said. “Please. I have no wand and we’re both helpless. I’d just like to say goodbye to Argyle.”

Loz stared at him. “Are you for real?”

“Just for a minute?” Drak pleaded.

Loz shook his head.

Just then, the computer spoke up. “Defense systems back up. I can keep them activated for perhaps four minutes.”

The silence in the room was a thunderclap. “Computer, what do you mean?” Loz asked.

“It means the game is over.” Drak rose to his feet. The lines of force holding him and Argyle were gone. He scooped up his wand from Loz’s feet.

Jia raised her wand and thrust it at Drak. Nothing happened. Drak’s upward smile was matched by the downward look of horror on Loz’s face. Loz raised his wand and waved it at Drak–again, nothing. The other wandslingers also tried, but to no avail.

Drak raised his wand, and with a gesture, all the wands in the room–save his own and Argyle’s–crumbled to dust.

“But…how is this possible?” Loz exclaimed. “My sorceware–what happened?”

“Arg, secure everyone,” Drak said.

Argyle rose to his feet. With a wave of his wand, several shelves and cabinets slid away from the wall, leaving bare walls. “All of you, against the walls. Now!” Soon lines of force cemented all twenty to the walls.

“Loz, you had the codes and sorce signal to bring down our computer defenses and we couldn’t stop it,” Drak said. “Your sorceware would activate any time we tried to put the defenses back up, and would take them down.”

“But the defenses are back up!” Loz exclaimed. “How?

A look of realization passed over Jia’s face. “If the computer defenses are not turned on, the sorceware doesn’t activate.”

Drak smiled. “Exactly. I ordered the computer to restart while you were on the elevator coming up–but without turning on the defenses, so your sorceware never activated during the restart.” He paused for dramatic effect as realization clouded over Loz’s face. He then continued.

“After we’d stalled and given the computer ten minutes to restart, I gave it a secret signal to turn on the defenses–and the signal was the phrase, ‘I surrender.’ Turning them on takes another five minutes, so we had five more minutes to stall. I was going to volunteer to surrender to save our employees, but Loz made it somewhat easier by asking me to surrender.”

Drak stopped for a moment and nonchalantly aimed his wand at the broken broomstick. The broomstick snapped back together and refastened itself to the wall behind the desk, as good as new. Drak continued.

“Once the defenses were up, there would only be a window of a few minutes before your sorceware would bring the defenses down again. So we had to time it just right.”

Jia was shaking her head. “You timed it so we’d be trapped up here when the defenses came back on. Brilliant. If the defenses came on too soon, then they’d also turn off too soon. If the defenses turned on too late, then you’d be helpless for too long.”

“We were lucky,” Drak confessed. “When you pulled the elevator trick, we had to stall while the computer took ten minutes to restart, and then five more minutes while it restarted the defenses after I gave it the signal.”

Drak looked over to Loz. “As to you, Loz, once again your sorcery was brilliant but sloppy.”

The computer interrupted. “The planted sorceware has been reactivated. I regret to inform you that our defenses are down again. The name Australia derives from Latin australis meaning southern.”

Drak looked up sharply. “Sorry,” the computer said. “I’ll need to be resorced. Australia has been inhabited for over 40,000 years by indigenous Australians.”

 “I’ll get to work on that now, before we hear any more Australian lectures,” Argyle said. With lightning speed, he began waving his wand as he chanted, a high-pitched, incoherent whine due to the speed.

Gritting his teeth, Loz said, “But you still surrendered.”

“Did I?” With a wave of his wand, the disk in Loz’s pocket floated out and disappeared in a cloud of dust. “Computer, erase recording of me surrendering.”

“Recording erased,” the computer said.

“If a witch burns in the forest and nobody hears her cries, did she really burn?” Drak asked.

He turned to Loz’s wandslingers and muttered a series of incantations. “You’ll find a new bit of sorce code in your personal defenses. Starting in ten minutes, if any of you comes within a hundred meters of any Microsorce building, you’ll get a rather nasty headache and have about fifteen seconds to get away before your head explodes. You’ll find this code impossible to remove. I suggest you leave.” With a wave of his wand, they were released from the wall. All but Loz and Jia quickly vacated the office and rushed for the elevators.

He turned to Flong. “We still have need of your excellent abilities. But you’ll be working in the Antarctica branch of Microsorce. For quite a long time.”

Drak had not pointed his wand at Loz or Jia. “Jia, I think this is yours?” He took down the dragon engraving behind his desk and handed it to her. It had been a souvenir from their last encounter. Jia nodded her head as she accepted it.

“Jia, we’ve battled twice now, and I’ve been thinking I’d rather have you on my side next time,” Drak said.  “I’d like you to join Microsorce. We pay well. We could use a wise but suspicious wandslinger–even if you did try to kill me–again! But you would have to swear loyalty with a sorcerer’s oath.”

After a solemn moment of thought and some absentminded medallion jingling, Jia said, “Agreed. You’ll have my oath.”

Drak turned to Loz. “What should we do with you?”

Let me go!” Loz struggled furiously against the lines of force. The blood was rushing to his face, and his scars and burns stood out even more.

“I think I know!” Argyle said. “With a rather delicate memory wipe and some plastic sorcery…”

#

The following day, Jia reported for her first day of work as head wandslinger at Microsorce. The previous receptionist had been promoted. Jia smiled at the new one, who smiled back and said, “May I help you?” in his Australian accent.

Ain’t Gonna Eat Out My Heart Anymore

June 18, 2010 by Publisher · Leave a Comment 

     The tickling woke Mason Protheroe to semi-consciousness.  With complete detachment he watched a huge centipede flow across his naked belly.  Another worked its way out from beneath his outstretched legs.  Rearing up from its midsection, the one on his stomach pointed its head toward his face.  Weird, as if it were trying to tell him something.  After a moment it dropped back down.  Both monsters scuttled away into the further reaches of the darkened cellar where they coiled around one another in some unfathomable arthropod dance.

     He had on only his Dockers but they were filthy, stained with dark blotches.  What was he doing, semi-naked, barefoot, in the basement?  It was unfinished, and he only ever came down to use the washer/dryer.  He frowned slightly, trying to remember.  It was like he had a cold; there was that same clogged, wooly feeling between his eyes.  He wondered if he had fallen on the rickety stairs and hit his head.  If he were dazed from falling it would explain why he was unaffected by the sight–and touch–of the huge centipedes.

     Grey light filtered in through the dirty windows.  Irregular metallic rattling from the propane tanks outside told Mason it was still raining lightly, drizzling.  He couldn’t tell what time of day it was, early or late.

Drip drip.  The sound jarred something loose in his memory.  A slow-moving Caribbean hurricane tracking up the Eastern seaboard had wandered inland and stalled somewhere north of Stroudsburg, up in the Poconos, deluging land already soaked from unseasonably heavy rainfall.  The radio warned of flooding “Possibly worse than in 2005,” as the NPR announcer in Philly put it in a tight voice.

Sure enough, for the next two straight days it rained, and rained.  Mason, an advertising rep for the Bucks County Herald, drove around collecting ad copy as usual, while the weather worsened.  Yesterday—Wednesday, as nearly as he could recall–he hustled to finish early so he could get back to Jersey and keep an eye on his house.  Wendy, his live-in girlfriend, was an ER nurse for Hunterdon Medical Center in Flemington.  She had worked the midnight to eight shift that day and wasn’t scheduled to go in again until the weekend.  She was having breakfast when Mason got home.

They put Mack on a leash and went outside to look around.  There was relatively little wind plucking at their umbrellas.  Rain poured down heavily, the load of water forcing tree boughs down nearly to the ground.  Runoff rushed through the ditches alongside the road, tentatively reaching across the asphalt in places as though testing its bounds.

They nervously watched the river rising as Mack pulled at his leash, eager to get down to the water’s edge where he smelled whatever it was that got dogs excited.  Something dead, washed up by the swollen river, no doubt.

     Mason hadn’t wanted to evacuate.  The house was high enough up the hill, he argued.  Wendy didn’t doubt it, but she remained anxious.

They went back in.  Around five PM the power flickered then went out.

Not at all abnormal during a storm, in that rural section of western Hunterdon County, smack up against the Delaware.  Candles were at hand, and Coleman lanterns.  Some householders owned generators that automatically kicked in when the power grid crashed, but Mason couldn’t afford one.

He went downstairs to check the breaker box, more to placate her than because he thought he could do any good.  And then–

     He sucked in a breath, remembering.  Yes, the centipedes!  Huge, monstrous things like nothing he’d ever seen.  Not normal house crawlers these, but colossal horrors more than two feet long, red and brown, things out of a rotting, Carboniferous rain forest.  They roped out from behind the old coal bin before he could react and attacked him, biting with armored jaws shining in the glare of his Maglite.  Things went fuzzy and vague.  Venom in the bites, perhaps.  He must have passed out.

     He held up his arms and inspected the punctures.  Yes, they’d bitten him, all right; more than once.

     The convocation at the far end of the basement broke up and the two ’pedes flowed past like insectile express trains on their way to—wherever.  He watched them go up the stairs to the first floor, not finding them at all revolting or horrible.  They seemed no more threatening than buttercups.

     I must have whacked my head, he thought, feeling in vain for bumps or contusions.

     He looked around for the flashlight and spotted it a few yards away on the cindery floor.  Rising slowly to his feet he went over to pick it up and thumbed its switch.  Nothing.  How long would it take those batteries to drain?  Three hours?  Four?  Had he lain here all that time?  Longer, surely; it had been night when he came down here.

     Mason realized he wasn’t wearing his glasses, yet somehow his vision was perfectly clear.  Clear enough to see the spider, poised motionless on the wall next to the breaker box like an obscene, twisted asterisk.

     It was nowhere near as big as the centipedes, just a common wolf spider, the sort that usually didn’t head indoors until cooler weather.  This one had obviously decided to wait out the unaccustomed wet in the basement.  Motionless, it was probably hoping he hadn’t noticed it.  Its body was about the size of the first joint on Mason’s thumb, with legs an inch or so beyond that.  Big, but no threat.

     Terrified, he backed away, scrabbling in the dirt until he fetched painfully up against the stairs.  Keeping his eyes fastened on the creature Mason scrambled backwards up the steps.  He plopped down on the linoleum tile floor of the kitchen, breathing hard, wondering what the hell was the matter with him.  He’d never been afraid of spiders, never; yet here he was panting like a frightened little girl, sweating, even feeling faint.

He took several deep breaths to steady his stomach.  Then he smelled the blood.

That coppery scent couldn’t be anything else.  Sudden dread wormed through him.  Where was Wendy?  How long had he been unconscious in the basement?

He scrambled to his knees and, in the brighter light of the kitchen, saw bloody streaks across his midsection.  He was coated with dried blood.  Now that he saw it, he noticed its faint scent.  But the thick, cloying aroma filling his nostrils was different; not fresh, partly spoiled, yet somehow not unpleasant.  This odd lack of revulsion made him more uneasy.

     Slowly he got to his feet.  The stench drifted to him from elsewhere in the house.  Every step he took toward it increased both his dread and his vague wonder that the dread was not sharper, more lacerating.  What in God’s name is happening?  A corner of his mind wondered where the ’pedes had gone.  Then he noticed the doggy door he’d put in for Mack slowly swinging back and forth in decreasing arcs.

     Mason walked unsteadily past the kitchen island, where he saw the limp remains of salad in a big bowl, and through the door into the hallway beyond.  The smell of blood grew stronger.  He lowered his head and lifted his eyes, staring at the stairs.

     Whatever it was, was up on the second floor.

     Mumbling and moaning he made his way slowly, very slowly up the stairs.  Tears began leaking from his eyes.  When he wiped his hand across them, the fluid looked greenish.

     With his gaze cast down on the familiar carpeted steps, he couldn’t help seeing dried brownish stains.  The splotches increased in size as he ascended.  His eyes came level with the floor of the hallway.  On the carpet, more dried blood:  a lot more.  How long would it take for that much blood to dry?  A day?  Two?

     To his right at the top of the stairs was a bathroom.  Directly ahead, a window overlooking the back yard.  The hallway hairpinned back from the staircase toward the front of the house.  He turned, seeing the trail of bloodstains leading toward the front bedroom.  For the first time he heard the buzzing of flies.

     It was like being in a dream.  Mason knew something bad was in that room but he kept being distracted.  Blood on the wall… how’ll I get that off?  Can I use OxyClean on the rug?

     The combined reek of dust, damp and old gore would, should, have made him ill.  Now they almost comforted him as he took the last few reluctant steps into the front room.

     Gripping the doorframe, he slowly peered inside.

Wendy was there, most of her.  And Mack, but not much of him was left apart from bones.  Their remains lay heaped to one side of the bedroom, Everything–the rug, the bed, the TV set, the dresser–was coated with blood.  Some of it must have sprayed from torn arteries and veins, because loops and splatters of it laced the walls and had dripped down to dry like spilled wine.

     Something had torn Wendy’s very guts from her abdomen.  What remained of them lay in the blackened, fly-glutted body cavity like fat purple eels in a dreary underwater cavern.  Her face was partially eaten away, but glazed, collapsing eyes staring up at the ceiling.  Twisted into the wreckage of her once lovely face was a jagged expression of astonishment and horror.

     Mason sagged against the bedroom doorway.  The streaks of blood on his hands looked smeared as if they had been hastily wiped.  Blackened material had caught under his fingernails and when he sniffed at them with his heightened sense of smell, then he caught the faint stench of rotting blood.  Sobbing, he willed himself to remember.

     He had done this.  After the centipedes’ bites injected their venom, the poison’s hellish hallucinogenic properties had kicked the slats off his sanity and sent him careening upstairs to rend his lover and his dog, to feast on their flesh.

     And now?  Somehow he had regained his senses.  Or some of them, he thought bitterly, turning in revulsion from the evidence of his murderous actions.  Enough of them to know what he had done.  Enough to torture him for the remainder of his days.

     He wished with all his heart that he had remained stuck in his frenzy, unaware of what he’d done.  Perhaps someone would have killed him.  It would have been a mercy.

He stumbled downstairs in a daze and found himself outside, walking numbly in the drizzle.

     Maddened by centipede venom or not, how could he have been driven to kill the love of his life?  The shattering fact of it was only beginning to sink in, and Mason hardly comprehended where he was going.  He wandered toward town with the vague intent of finding help.  Just who he was looking for, or how they could possibly help a damned soul like him, he didn’t know.

     He still remembered the day he met Wendy, just a few short miles south of Sherwoods Landing in Stockton, at the Prallsville Mill.  He had decided to take a plein air oil painting class given by a local painter.  Among the other wannabe Impressionists was a small, dark-haired, dark-eyed woman from Flemington.  Before the eight-week class was over, Mason knew two things:  one, as a painter he was a good mechanic.  Two, he and Wendy had struck some serious sparks that were easily fanned into a blaze of lust and love.  He didn’t even care that she was a far better painter than he would ever be.  Mack approved of her, and that was that.

     That had been two years ago.  Since then she sold her condo and had come to live with him in his small house, directly on the river.  Everything had been fine until now.

     While the day’s light wallowed into a drenching evening mist, Mason caught glimpses of movement in the trees around and above him, and heard rustling.  He halted, peering warily upward at several big shapes.

     They snaked down the tree trunks like squirrels, head first, dropped to the ground and stood slowly erect, regarding him unblinkingly from sunken, tortured eyes.  Human; as human as he was.  They slouched out from beneath the trees, slow moving shapes, hair lank in the wet, their clothing streaked with red.

     He was, then, not the only damned soul in this ruined town.  Cold comfort.

     Snake-like, two centipedes squirmed through the underbrush and erupted into the roadway.  The shambling survivors came to a semblance of attention as the creatures reared up onto their last few body segments.

     Mason watched the ghouls staring intently at the enormous ’pedes.   At the same time he felt a sort of mental tickle.  It wasn’t until the ’pedes swayed around, facing him for a moment, increasing the odd sensation in his head, that he realized the monsters were communicating with the humans.

     Revolted, Mason staggered back a few paces.  The “linked in” feeling faded, leaving him enough presence of mind to stumble off into the gathering darkness back to his house.  He barricaded himself in, hammering boards up across the windows and doors, even Mack’s doggy door in the kitchen.

     He cleaned up in the bathroom as best he could, then sat, bathed in self-loathing, in the living room while darkness cloaked his surroundings.  He tried to turn on the TV but the power was still out.

                             #

     By dawn some things had become.  Sleep seemed no longer necessary.  During the night he had occasionally fallen into a sort of trance state for short while.  Now he felt reasonably refreshed and in need of no other sort of rest.  Also, he had apparently lost all desire for his usual vices.  Prior to being bitten he had smoked about a quarter of a pack of cigarettes a day, sometimes more, sometimes less.  The craving for nicotine had vanished.

     His new-found fear of spiders probably came from the fact that centipedes and spiders were natural enemies.  He went through the house, killing every spider he found, no matter how small or large.

     Starving, though, yes–he was growing weaker for lack of sustenance.  But the rotting stuff in the fridge didn’t tempt him in the least, nor the canned goods in his cupboards.  Instead, he kept thinking about the decaying corpses up in the master bedroom, but he could not bring himself to consciously descend to such a depth of depravity and horror, despite what he had obviously done while deranged.   Not yet.  Still, he had to find some way of nourishing himself.  He wasn’t ready for death.   Finally he cleaned himself up as best he could, then yanked a few boards off his front door.  The skies had not yet cleared, though the rain had slackened to a dreary drizzle.  Just down the road he followed a trail of blood to a wrecked car, a late-model Saturn.  It had tilted into a ditch as the driver apparently tried to get round a downed tree.  Mason recognized it as belonging to Frank Diamond, a neighbor.  Realizing that the blood led away from the car rather than to it, he backtracked and found Frank, cradling a smashed forearm and sitting on his front steps looking hollow-eyed and pale.

     “Mason!” Diamond called.  He was a hatchet-faced man who worked at a medical advertising agency in Yardley, not far from Trenton, and sang in the church choir.

     “’Lo, Frank.”  The first words Mason had spoken in three days.  Tottering from weakness, he made it up Diamond’s front walk and carefully lowered himself down on the steps next to him.  “Hurt yourself there,” he said.  The delicious fragrance of Diamond’s fresh blood almost swamped rational thought but he forced himself to remain calm.

     “Where’re your shoes?” asked Diamond.

     “Hmmm?”  Mason looked down at his feet.  He’d completely forgotten he was barefoot.  “Dunno, lost ‘em somewhere.”  His eyes returned to Frank’s injury.  “How’d you cut yourself?”  He sat quivering while Diamond talked.

     “Gashed it on a piece of metal getting out of my goddam car,” Diamond growled.  A strange light glowed in his eyes.  “Soon’s we saw the river rising I made Susan and the kids get out of here and go to her mom’s place in Bedminster.  I figured to stay here and keep an eye on things until they got back, but with the power out, you know, the food has all gone bad so I figured it was time to go.  Like an asshole I had Susan take the Jeep four-wheel and I kept the Saturn here.  Smart, huh?  Well, there’s a tree across the goddam road, and I tried–”

     Mason clouted him with a rock.  He dragged Diamond’s body to the back of the house and gave in to his hunger.

                             #

With the fiercest pangs alleviated, Mason crouched over his neighbor’s torn carcass, able to think more clearly.  Frank hadn’t seemed aware of the ghouls, so perhaps their appearance wasn’t widely known.  At least part of the town was evacuated.  Other folks must have fled the rising waters as Frank’s family had done.  Maybe there simply weren’t many ghouls around, or perhaps they were only just now emerging from their hidey-holes, as he was.  That wouldn’t be the case for long, though, if the ’pedes were building up to infestation levels.

     But Mason could apparently pass as a normal human being.  The ghouls he had seen in the woods obviously could not, with their ashen complexions and red eyes.  Mason let himself into Diamond’s house, where he cleaned up and examined himself in the bathroom mirror.  No, aside from some dark circles under his eyes, he looked about the same as ever, a stocky man of somewhat less than middle height with dark wavy hair, a pale complexion and a fleshy face vaguely reminiscent of the comedian Lou Costello.

     Feeling relatively clear-headed, Mason set out for the main part of town.

     Still mostly a rural township, Sherwoods Landing consisted of little more than a bed and breakfast or two, a gas station with an attached store selling videos, gifts, and the like, a pizza place, a post office, a tavern, and a small boat landing.  The 1955 flood drove most of the village’s businesses to higher ground, but by the late 1990s they were back, in time to be flooded in ’04 and ’05, and again now.

     A tenth of a mile or so down the road Mason halted.  Ahead through the trees he saw the roof of Kip Augustine’s barn, the only blue one in the region and much beloved of plein air painters from Bucks County, just across the river.  Something about that barn…

     He shook off an uneasy feeling and resumed walking, wiping his face with a rain-dampened rag ripped from Diamond’s clothing.  Presently he arrived in town, which seemed deserted.  Papers were scattered everywhere.  One or two store windows were smashed.  A car had T-boned another at an intersection; their doors hung open with blood splashed on the windows.  One of the cars, a new BMW, looked vaguely familiar.  He knew it wasn’t his or Wendy’s.  Just past the crash site a road intersected the main one, leading east.  Glancing up its length, Mason saw two forms, a man and a woman, moving slowly toward the Augustine farm.  In the grey light it was hard to be sure, but it looked as if they were following a couple of the giant centipedes.  Mason wavered for a moment then turned to trail after them.

     The pair tottered through the gate at the end of Kip Augustine’s driveway, which was about a hundred feet long and unpaved.  By the time Mason arrived at the end of it his feet were thick with mud.  Walking a little faster than the man and woman ahead of him, he caught up in time to see them pass through the open doors of Augustine’s barn.

     It wasn’t a working farm.  Kip, in his early forties now, had been in the first Gulf War, from which he’d returned badly wounded.  A long recuperation had left him reclusive and sullen, quite unlike the ballsy high-school track star he had been.

     Now he lived on disability and seemed to spend his time watching old science fiction movies on DVD and chatting with other veterans on-line.

     Mason entered the barn to find himself standing among a group of ten or fifteen ghouls.  Most were adults, but there were two or three children.  He thought he recognized eight-year-old Copley Cheyne, but she stood in a deep shadow so he couldn’t be sure.  All the ghouls stared at him with dull suspicion.  Slowly, they moved away, putting some distance between him and them.

     Swaying slightly, Mason said, “What’s the matter?  I’m just like you.  Those, those monsters.”  He gestured at a group of three centipedes to one side.  “I was bitten.  I’ve done… things.  I’m like you,” he finished lamely.

     The girl in the shadows stepped forward.  Pale and blood-streaked, it was indeed Copley Cheyne.  The last time he’d seen her, she’d been riding her bike with friends, laughing and singing.  Now she was slack-jawed, with dead eyes.  “Not like us,” she murmured as if speaking was a terrible effort.  She shook her head.  “I mean, you’re like us, but different.”  Without turning away from him Copley stepped backward to her place with the others.

     “Well, that was helpful,” he muttered.  Ignoring them he gave his attention to the insects.  He felt the power emanating from them, and recognized it as the same intangible influence he had sensed from them yesterday.  They obviously had more effect on the other survivors, who no longer seemed fully capable of independent thought.

     Did that mean that the ’pedes were controlling them?  If so, he, Mason Protheroe, was immune to some extent.  He leaned against an old horse stall in Kip Augustine’s barn and thought about it.  Wendy, for example, had never been bothered by poison ivy, whereas he just had to look at the stuff to break out in hives.  And there were always people who, for whatever reason, had a natural immunity to disease, even bubonic plague.  Apparently he had a partial immunity, at least, to whatever x-factor in centipede venom rendered other victims susceptible to the ghoul-sickness.  Ghoul he might be, but the ’pedes could not exert their full thrall over him.

     But there were only three here now… how would he fare against the combined influence of five?  Ten?  Two dozen?  Uneasy, Mason decided it was time to go.

     A thin, lank-haired man around Mason’s age limped into the barn.

     “Hey, Kip,” Mason said.  By the circles under Augustine’s eyes, Mason supposed the vet hadn’t been sleeping much lately.

     “Hey, Mase.”  Augustine approached, halting a bare two feet away.  At that distance, Mason could easily see the glaze of servitude in Kip’s eyes.  Augustine’s years in the armed forces had turned him surly and simmering, the sort of man who’d beat a dog if he had one.

     “Are our friends bivouacking here?” Mason asked, gesturing at the ’pedes and the other ghouls.

     Kip managed a cheerless grin.  “I’ve got plenty of room,” he said.  “You’re welcome, if you’ve a mind to.”

     “Thanks, but my place is good,” Mason said.  “Got a food supply there.”

     Kip shook his head.  “Won’t last,” he said.  “Sooner or later, someone’ll be by to see what’s what.”

     Mason nodded slowly.  Kip had a point.  You couldn’t go around eating citizens without it causing some concern amongst the survivors.

     “We gotta consolidate, Mase,” Kip mumbled.  He turned away, and shambled over to the ’pedes.  Mason stared after him.  Kip seemed a bit more autonomous than the others.  Was Kip partially immune to the ’pedes’ venom, or was this something deliberate because the insects needed a human cat’s-paw, someone able to act as a go-between?

     If so, the ’pedes were operating on a truly repellant level of intelligence; they could plan.  Holy shit.

     What was the true goal of these monsters?

     Almost without realizing it he found himself backing slowly away, toward the exit.

     Maybe there was an antidote.  He turned and walked out into the open air, fists clenched.  He wasn’t sure he deserved one.  What he deserved was death, or lifetime imprisonment.  But the regulars, those unaffected by the plague or whatever it was, didn’t.  He should warn them.  Yes, that was it.  They had to be warned.  What they’d do to him didn’t matter right now.

     With these thoughts whirling through his muddled mind as he regained the main road, he almost walked into Lafferty Hoffman’s Land Rover.

     “Hey there, Mase, you okay?”  Hoff leaned out of the driver’s window and looked narrowly at him.  “You cut yourself or something?”

     “Uh, no, my dog got hurt,” Mason said.

     “Oh, Mack?”  Hoff’s tone turned instantly sympathetic.  “He okay?”

     “Uh, listen.  Hoff–”

     “Yeah?”

     Dammit, this was the moment to spill it all!  And here he was, with his tongue stuck, starting to sweat.  “I, look, you seen anything odd going on around here?”

     Hoff coughed out a short ironic laugh.  “What, you mean apart from the worst flood since ’05 and the power out and the town cut off?”  He gestured expansively at the trees, one hand on the steering wheel.  The CB radio in the vehicle’s cabin muttered something.  “Mase, I’m not a cop anymore, but I still think like one.”  He had been shot by a drug dealer from Trenton, and now worked for the New Jersey Parks Department as a ranger.  “And I’ll tell you what.  We got three kids missing, went camping two nights ago when it started raining.  Last night someone killed Bobby Cheyne, and we can’t find his wife and kids.  So, yeah, Mase, things are going on.  You shouldn’t be walking around alone.”

     “Bobby?  Oh, God.”  Cheyne was one of the township’s two remaining full-time police officers.  “Marge missing, too?”  The ’pedes; it had to be the ’pedes.  That explained Copley Cheyne’s presence in the barn.

     Hoff nodded grimly.  “We got a serious asshole wandering around, Mase.  I was just sort of patrolling.  Listen, you want a lift home?  I know you own a gun.  You oughta make sure it’s loaded and at hand.  Where were you headed, anyway?”

     Mason took a deep breath.  “I think you have more than one asshole to worry about.”

                             #

     Hoff listened to Mason Protheroe’s tale with growing alarm, but he kept his face rigid and expressionless.   Ghouls?  Cannibalism?  Murder?  A nest of horrors at the Augustine farm?  It was all too much to believe, and Hoff started thinking of ways to get Mason down to the jail so he could restrain him for a few hours until Dr. Saperstein could take a look at him.  As a law enforcement officer, he was all too familiar with what prolonged stress and tension could do to people.

     Hoff had bigger problems than Mason.  Someone had killed Bobby Cheyne, and his wife and kids were among those missing.  The river wouldn’t even crest until sometime tomorrow.  The town’s troubles were far from over.

     And Mason with this crazy talk about man-eating ghouls!  The stress had obviously gotten to him.  He was filthy and he smelled, but Hoff had seen plenty of other unkempt folks in the past two days.  Mason’s manner was distracted and somehow… feral was the only word Hoff could put to it.  Mason needed help.

     Hoff was stressed himself.  All the damp and rain made his gunshot wound ache, and he hated watching the river ruin the peaceful little village that was his home.

     Then Mason started talking about Wendy.

     Hoff stood it as long as he could.  “Look, Mase, why don’t you get in and we’ll go take a look?” he finally asked, struggling to keep calm.  His body tightened as Mason walked slowly around the front of the Land Rover and tried to open the passenger door.

     Hoff didn’t unlock it.  Instead he slid out, saying, “Aah, I forgot; fuckin’ thing’s broken,” he said carelessly.  “I gotta use the key.  Hang on.”  He came around the vehicle and started to reach past Mason with his keys.  Instead he grabbed the smaller man and slammed him against the side of the car, handcuffing him.  Mason turned slowly, grinning in a strangely nasty way.

“Hoff,” he said quietly.  “This won’t do any good, man.”

A cold trickle of sweat wandered down Hoff’s spine but he kept his voice even.  “Oh?  Why’s that, Mase?”

“It’s just that I’m a lot stronger now.”

“Well, okay, Mase, I’m sure you are, but you know, you sit in the back here and I’ll go take a look around your place.”

Mason shrugged.  “Whatever it takes to get you to believe me.”

Hoff drove slowly to Mason’s house.  Mason sat quietly in the back seat, staring out at the dripping foliage.  The clouds poured by overhead.

Hoff pulled up in front of Mason’s front door and started to get out.

“You’ll want to check Frank Diamond’s place,” said Mason.

“Why?  D’ja kill him, too?”

“And ate some of him.”

“All right, then, Mase, just sit quiet for a bit while I have a look around.”

“Sure.  Hoff.  Uh, front door’s unlocked.”

“Thanks.”  Hoff managed to keep the sarcasm out of his voice.  He mounted the steps and entered.  As soon as he got inside he realized that at least part of Mason’s tale was true; the reek told him that something was dead in here.  Perspiring, he carefully searched the first floor, feeling an odd reluctance to venture upstairs.

When at last he did, it was as bad as he could have imagined.  Worse.  As a cop, Hoff had seen terrible things, including horrific auto accidents and several shotgun victims.  But nothing came close to the scene in the front bedroom.  He barely made it to Mason’s bathroom before vomiting.

He walked unevenly downstairs and outside.  Mason stood by the car, staring abstractedly into the trees across the road.  Hoff glanced that way and saw the leaves rustling.

“Whoa, whoa!” he said, doing a double-take.  “I left you cuffed in the back seat!”

Mason held up his wrists.  They were still cuffed but the chain linking the manacles was snapped.  “Told you I was stronger,” he said almost apologetically.

A cold wave of fear sluiced through Lafferty Hoffman.  “What’s going on here, Mason?”

“Well, I’ll tell you about it, but we better get inside,” Mason said, nodding toward the trees.  “Copley Cheyne is up there and I think she’s got her eye on you.”

“Copley’s eight years old!”

Mason shook his head.  “She’s hungry, Hoff.”

Hoff looked at Mason for a moment.  He glanced at the broken chains dangling from the man’s wrists, then toward the trees, where a violent disturbance shook the leaves.  He thought he caught a flash of pink.

Mason hadn’t bolted after freeing himself.  Hoff wasn’t sure if that was good or bad, but one fact stood out:  the reporter seemed to know something about what was going on.  That put him ahead of former law enforcement officer Lafferty Hoffman, who still felt a responsibility to protect, serve, and defend the people of Sherwoods Landing, New Jersey.

He nodded once, shortly.  “Okay, Mase, you win.  Let’s go inside.”  He pointed his keychain at his car and thumbed the LOCK button, then followed Mason Protheroe, ghoul, into his house of horrors.

Without bothering to ask his host’s leave, Hoff headed straight for the kitchen, since it was the room furthest from the stairs leading to the second floor.  But the reek of decay reached even here, and Hoff knew he wouldn’t be able to stand it for long.

He swallowed against his rising gorge, gagged once, and said, “Mason, what the fuck is going on here?”  He listened without speaking while Mason laid it out:  the power outage, going into the basement, the attack by the centipedes, the awakening many hours later, the discovery that Wendy and Mack were dead.  His own guilt.

Mason spoke almost without emotion, and that was what Hoff found most inhuman about him:  because he knew Mason Protheroe as a demonstrative, cheerful guy, someone with a grin and a good word for everyone.  This dour man looked and sounded like Mason, but all the humanity had been wrung out of him by his experiences, leaving a husk.

A flesh-eating husk.

“These centipedes, with their venomous bites,” Hoff said, after Mason had finished speaking.  “Where did they come from?”

Mason shrugged.  “All I know is, they’re here and they’re nesting.”

Hoff looked around apprehensively.  “What, right here?  In the house?”

“No, no.  But they’ve found a central… bivouac.  Kip’s farm.  I was there.  They’re using it as a base.”

Hoff stood by the door, staring blankly out at Mason’s drenched backyard.  “Mase,” he said, “you have to know how crazy this sounds.  Giant poisonous centipedes turning people into ghouls?”

“I can’t help how it sounds,” Mason said from his place at the table.  “It’s all true.”

Hoff took a step away from the door.  “Well,” he said, “I am starting to believe it.”  Across the yard, heading straight for the house like snakes swimming in a pond, came two enormous reddish-brown centipedes.

Mason stood up, a far-away look in his eyes.  “Hoff,” he said quietly.  “I think I can manage to keep them away from you.  Probably.”  He motioned toward a door.  “Get in the pantry.  Keep the door cracked so you can watch.  If anything goes wrong, well, you have your gun.”  He looked at Hoff through haunted eyes.  “It’d probably be best to shoot me in the head.  I doubt anywhere else will do much good, though it would certainly slow me down.”

Hoff ducked into the pantry just as he heard the scrabble of claws on the back porch.  The dog door banged open and the ’pedes flowed into the room.

Hoff braced the door with his booted foot, watching through a crack he hoped was small enough to keep the monsters out should they try to get at him.  He gritted his teeth as he watched the things zip straight for Mason, and crawl up his body and all over his torso.  It seemed like more than any human could bear, but Mason’s breathing remained calm and even.  Evidently the creatures didn’t bother him one bit.

Yet they obviously had some sort of effect on him, because his eyes closed and he swayed slightly as the ’pedes swarmed over him.  Without warning the insects spiraled down off Mason’s body, across the floor and out through the dog door.  The entire episode had taken less than thirty seconds.

Mason remained motionless, eyes closed.  After another half minute or so Hoff came hesitantly out of the kitchen.  Mason’s eyes opened slowly.

“Augustine’s farm,” he said faintly.  “We need to go there.”

“Wait a minute,” Hoff said.  “You said that’s where your bug buddies are lairing up!”

“Yes, but something going on.  We need a closer look.”

Hoff took a deep breath.  “Mason, from what you’ve told me, you’re responsible for Wendy’s death.  Not to mention your dog.  My responsibility is to take you into custody and let due process take its course.”

Mason simply stared at him until Hoff became uncomfortable.  “Hoff,” he said at last, very gently.  He raised his still manacled hands.  “How are you gonna make me do anything I don’t want to do?”

Hoff’s hand drifted down to his gun.  Mason shook his head.  “I could have killed you already if I’d’ve wanted,” he said.  “I want to help, can’t you see that?  I didn’t summon these things; I didn’t ask to become whatever it is I am.  What I’m saying is, let’s go investigate and see what we can do to stop more of this from happening.”

“All right, Mase,” Hoff said, feeling a cold sense of foreboding.

It was a short drive to the farm, but Mason began reacting almost as soon as they reached the end of the Augustine driveway.  “They’re… pulling at me,” he murmured, clasping his head in both hands.  “It’s a, a spell or something, broadcast like radio.”

“I don’t feel anything,” Hoff said, parking the car.

“You wouldn’t.”

“They’re just bugs, Mason!”

“Individually, yeah, that’s right.  But the more of them there are together, the smarter they get.”

“What, like a beehive or an ant colony?”

Mason shrugged.  “Something like that.”

They stood at the foot of the driveway looking up toward the house.  “We can’t go this way,” said Mason.  “They’ll be waiting.  Guards.”

Hoff looked around.  “I suppose we can sneak in through the woods, but it’ll be pretty wet going.”  Mason shrugged again.  Hoff shrugged back and they entered the woods.

Before a minute passed both men were thoroughly soaked.  Had it not been a warm muggy August day, they would have been chilled to the bone.  Hoff let Mason lead the way; on the one hand, he seemed to know exactly where he was going, and on the other hand Hoff felt more comfortable being able to keep an eye on him.

After a few minutes Mason halted.  He remained motionless so long that Hoff finally nudged him.

“Mase?” he whispered.  “What is it?  You hear something?”

     Mason turned slowly and Hoff’s hackles rose.  The eyes staring out of the reporter’s face were wide, glazed; hungry.

     Mason opened his mouth in a feral growl showing yellowed teeth, and leaped.

     “Jesus Christ!” Hoff cried, trying to fight him off, but Mason was incredibly strong.  Hoff felt like a child against him.  Then Mason’s teeth found his arm, and bit down–hard.

     Hoff screamed, struggling against the snarling monstrosity gnawing his arm.  With his free hand he reached down between Mason’s legs, grabbed and twisted as hard as he could.  The ghoul stumbled back but recovered almost at once and jumped forward again.  This time Hoff was ready, and he sprayed Mason full in the face with a can of repellant.

     Without waiting to see how effective the strategy was, Hoff whirled around and fled, crashing through the damp foliage.  A howl behind him was answered by other, more distant ones, and Hoff realized that Mason’s cries had attracted the other ghouls on the farm.

     Terror galvanized Hoff.  Ignoring the ache from his old gunshot wound and the new lacerations on his arm, Hoff ran as he had never run in his life.

     He burst out of the woods a hundred or so yards from his Land Rover.  With the sounds of pursuit growing louder behind him he pounded toward the vehicle.

     A pale form materialized ahead of him.  Copley Cheyne.

     He slowed.  He remembered her birth, her christening.  He’d even sat through one or two of her school recitals.  She raised her hands and yowled to alert the pack.

     Hoff drew his gun and shot her in the head.  Copley went down in a fountain of blood.   He ran past her body without looking, tears mixing with the drizzle on his face.

     Fumbling for his key ring he pressed the UNLOCK button.  The car’s locks popped up.  Hoff grabbed the driver’s door, yanked it open, and scrambled in.  Down the road more figures scurried out of the forest.  Hoff started the car.

     The passenger door flew open.  Mason!

     Hoff went for his gun.

     “No no no!” Mason shouted, backing away.  “I’m okay, I’m far enough away to resist them!  But get me out of here now!

     Hoff stared at him for a long agonized moment.  Mason had shaken off the effects of the mace inhumanly fast.  His face was still smeared with it.  But Hoff saw the misery and horror in Mason’s eyes.  “Get in,” Hoff said.

     Mason got in and Hoff slammed the transmission into gear.  Twisting the wheel he k-turned, heading back toward town.  “Where the hell can we go, Mason?”  He glanced at his companion.

     Mason gasped.  Hoff saw he was looking out the windshield.  He turned his head as the car slammed into another vehicle parked across the road. 

     When he came to he was being dragged along the road by Mason.  “We don’t have much time,” Mason muttered.  “They blocked the road while we were in the woods, I guess.  Come on, Hoff, snap out of it!”  He let Hoff slip to the ground, and doused his head in the water rushing through the ditch beside the road.  Spluttering, Hoff came up for air.

     “They’ll catch us on the road,” said Mason.  “They’re as strong and fast as I am, Hoff, probably more so.”

     “The woods,” Hoff gasped.  “If we can get up over the hills we can make it toward the National Guard armory up on Route 12.”

     “That’s nearly five miles from here!”

     “I’ll listen to any better idea,” said Hoff.  “Maybe you wanna head for the radio station?  WCHR?”

     “The Christian AM outfit?  Why there?”

     “Nice strong stone building with a big-ass transmitter we can use to holler for help,” said Hoff.  “And it’s only two miles.  We can make that.”

     Mason pondered it.  “All right, all right.  You okay to walk?”

     “Yeah.”

     “Good.  Bind up where I bit you.  The smell is…  kinda distracting.”

     They set out over wet rocks and slippery, muddy ground.  By now they were both so wet it no longer mattered.

     “What put you over the edge back there?” Hoff panted.

     “’Pedes,” Mason said.  “There’re more of them there now and I couldn’t fight the influence when we got closer to the farm.  I’m okay now, though, they aren’t following us.  It’s just the ghouls.”

     “Oh, that’s a fuckin’ relief, thank you,” said Hoff.  “How long they likely to chase us, d’you think?”

     “No way to know.  Not far, I expect.  Too risky for them to show themselves before they’re really consolidated here.”

     Hoff puffed on in silence for a few moments, considering Mason’s statement.  At last he said, “But by the same token, they won’t want us getting away,” he said.  “I mean, I could be written off as a nut if I talk about this, but you… you’re one of them.  Incontrovertible evidence.  I mean, physiologically… you aren’t the same.”

     “That’s true.  Well, I dunno, Hoff.  You’re probably right.”

     “Which means that right now they’re trying like hell to get ahead of us, to get between us and any safe way out of the area.”

     “Maybe.  Keep your gun ready.”

     The land rose sharply from the road along the river.  They scrambled through the underbrush, coming out on Warsaw Road.  Ahead the road turned sharply left over a culvert through which runoff water gushed noisily.  They had just reached the bridge when Hoff spotted movement among the rocks ahead, where the road bent right again and resumed its climb.  He grabbed Mason’s arm.

     “I see them,” the ghoul murmured.

     Slithering down the shiny black rocks, naked, greasy as eels.  Five, maybe six people, so coated in mud and filth that they looked like huge snakes.

     Hoff’s gun was in his hand before he realized it, and he was firing.  He hit one, a man, but the others flashed apart, splitting up.  Mason picked up a rock and hurled it with deadly aim, catching a woman in the chest.  She fell back gurgling, the rock lodged between her breasts.  Then she got back to her feet and came on again.

     Hoff fired again, and again, scoring two more head shots, including the woman with the rock in her breastbone.  Their foes, reduced to two, a man and another woman, came on more warily.  Hoff and Mason fell back, a few yards down Warsaw Road.  Hoff glanced behind, down the road.  Other pale forms were running toward them.

     “We’re cut off,” he said.

     Mason started to speak, then gasped.

     “What?  What?”

     Mason could only point at the two advancing ghouls, now creeping over the bridge.  “Wendy!  It’s Wendy!”  He started forward.

     “No!” cried Hoff, grasping his arm.  Mason shook him off and went to meet her on the bridge.

     “Wendy,” he said in a broken voice.  “Thank God.  I thought I’d killed you.”

     The ghouls paused as Mason joined them.  The woman stared up at him when he took her hands.  “Wendy,” he breathed.

     She yanked herself free and slammed her clasped fists into his head.  He staggered back and she leaped on him, going for his throat.  The other ghoul raced toward Hoff.  Hoff aimed and fired.  The bullet punched through the man’s head, blowing out the back of his skull in a gush of blood and brains.  He staggered to one side and toppled over the railing into the stream.

     Without waiting to see more, Hoff ran to where Mason and Wendy rolled around on the road.  He seized Wendy’s shoulders, trying to drag her off the barely resisting Mason.  She whirled on him, snarling and drooling.  Overpoweringly strong, she forced him backward and they staggered into the rocks opposite the bridge.  The maddened woman snapped ferociously at him.  His arms quivered as he tried to hold her at bay, but she lunged nearer and nearer.  Her teeth gleamed.  He could not keep his eyes off them.

     Hoff heard a thud and she stiffened.  Another, and blood splashed his face.  She fell limply away, her head a red ruin.  Mason stood there with a rock in his hands.  Wendy’s blood dripped over the side of the bridge, red threads joining the flow of water.  Mason kicked aside some bits of bone and chunks of scalp with hair attached.

     “Let’s get out of here,” he said emptily, dropping the rock and not looking down at his girlfriend’s corpse.

     Hoff started up the hill toward the top of the ridge.

     Mason shook his head.  “Not yet,” he said.  “My house is over that way a quarter mile,” he said, pointing.  “I need to go there.  Whoever is upstairs, isn’t Wendy.”

     “What about them?” Hoff asked, gesturing down the road.

     Mason shrugged.  “They’ve got two nice fresh bodies to keep them busy,” he said.  “They’ll feed before coming after us.  We’ve got an hour, maybe.  Besides, Hoff, my motorcycle’s there.  We can use it about now.”

     Hoff sighed.  “Okay, let’s get going.”

     Back at Mason’s house they ducked inside.  Hoff followed Mason upstairs, covering his mouth against the burgeoning stench of rot.

     Mason knelt by the half-eaten corpse.  Hoff averted his eyes as best he could from the worst of the damage, and found himself staring at her legs and feet.

     “Mase?”

     “Yeah.”

     “Look at her shoes.”

     “What about ‘em?”

     “Well–they’re dirty.  Caked with mud.  Wendy was inside the whole time, right?  That night?  Whoever this is came from outside, Mase.”

     “Yeah, maybe so.”  Mason looked doubtfully at the feet.  “Wait.”  He pointed.  “Her ankle.  See the little rose tattoo?”

     He and Hoff locked eyes.  “Wendy’s sister, Sandra.  She has a tattoo just like that.”  Mason turned his gaze to the corpse’s torn face.  “They always did look a lot alike.”

     “This is Wendy’s sister, then?”

     Mason nodded.  “I remember now; I saw a familiar car the first time I left the house… after, you know.  A brand-new BMW.  I couldn’t place it, being half out of my mind.  It was Sandra’s car.”

     “What was she doing here?”

     “I dunno, she’d stop by now and then to visit.  She lives in Philadelphia, she liked to come out here for the day, go antiquing and all that.”

     Hoff felt his gorge rise and fought to control himself.  “Wendy killed her own sister?”

     Mason nodded.  “The ’pedes must’ve got Wendy at the same time they got me.  Makes sense.  My system reacted differently, and I went comatose or whatever, in the basement.  But Wendy turned into a full-fledged ghoul.  It was Sandra’s bad luck to show up right then for a visit.”

     “That being true,” said Hoff, “why didn’t Wendy stay here and finish, you know, eating?”

     “She felt the tug.  You saw what happened to me out in the woods.  I got too close to the epicenter, or whatever, of the ’pedes’ influence.  Wendy went under right away.  I guess she took Sandra’s car but was too addled to drive and wrecked it.  Then she wandered off.”  He sighed.  “Now I see why I was so hungry when I woke up.  I thought I’d eaten Wendy and Mack, but I never did.”  He looked up at the lawman.  “I’m gonna help you get those fuckers, Hoff.  Every last ’pede on Augustine’s farm, and every last goddam ghoul.”

     “I appreciate that, Mase, but it’s getting late.”

     “Okay, let me find some shoes and we’re outta here like Vladimir.”

     Hoff followed him outside to the garage, where a nearly new Kawasaki Vulcan 1600 gleamed in the dimming light.  It was black with red trim.

     “Here,” he said, grabbing a helmet from the workbench.  He tossed it to Hoff.  “We better get moving.”

     “Isn’t it dangerous driving these things in the rain?”

     Mason just looked at him.  “Okay, okay,” said Hoff.

     Mason turned on the machine’s ignition.  “Hey, Hoff; you know what model this is?”

     “Hell, no, I don’t know anything about bikes,” Hoff said, settling the helmet on his head.

     To his surprise, he saw a slow smile spread across Mason’s pale face.  “It’s a Mean Streak,” said the ghoul.  “A Kawasaki Mean Streak.”

     Hoff threw a leg over the back saddle.  He grasped Mason around the middle, trying not to flinch at the ghoul’s faint, nauseating scent of decay and blood.  I must be out of my frigging mind, he thought as the machine emerged from the garage.

     Mason’s laughter trailed after them as they roared off into the dusk.

The Beeper’s Sting

June 4, 2010 by Publisher · Leave a Comment 

     The silver bee zipped through the air, the tiny monofilament blade it carried in place of its stinger slicing through the green fly with a chirping “beep!”  The plague fly had been dissected only centimeters from the Concissa’s neck, one of the few of areas skin left exposed by her long-sleeved white dress. 

            Turning away from the electronic screen of the learning board, the Concissa’s hazel eyes followed the path of the silver bee as it returned to the small curly-haired girl at the back of the classroom.

            “Thank you, Andrea,” she said with a radiant smile.  “That was well done.”

As the silver bee disappeared within her long curls, thirteen-year-old Andrea Lorynn shyly returned the smile. 

“It was no trouble, mistress,” she replied.  “Knight gets fidgety if I don’t let him go after the plague flies, anyway.”

The Concissa nodded sagely, causing the dangling golden medallions woven into her silky white hair to tinkle like fairy wings.

“I don’t doubt it, Andrea.  Though we can no longer replicate the technology that birthed them, it is what the nivs like Knight were designed for.”

“Yes, mistress,” Andrea replied, both thrilled and embarrassed by the attention. “I am honored by your knowledge.”

It was no exaggeration.  Thought to be among the loveliest of the dome’s populace, the Concissa’s beauty was outmatched only by her intellect.  Approaching eighty years of age, with the exception of her snowy hair, the woman looked no older than her twenties.  As the lead professor at the dome’s School of the Latent Arts, she was afforded every age reduction and maintenance tech the Council could provide.   

It had been both an incredible honor for Andrea’s class and their regular instructor, Tamer Morey, that the mistress of the school had chosen to teach them today. 

Even as she watched the legendary woman turn back to the learning board to continue the lesson, Andrea could scarcely believe a Tamer as great the Concissa had actually thanked her by name.

Unfortunately, Andrea’s high spirits were brought crashing down by the redheaded boy sitting in the desk to her left with a metallic hawk perched on his shoulder.

“Yeah…Beeper,” he whispered, emphasizing Andrea’s hated nickname with heavy sarcasm.  “You’d better keep the plague flies off the Concissa.  It’s not like your muse is good for anything else.”

In her hair, Knight beeped angrily, but Andrea quieted her agitated muse with a soft mental nudge. 

Be still, little one, she told the cybernetic bee silently.  He’s just a stupid boy.  You know you’re better than Ryan’s muse, Coelwing, will ever be. 

Grinning snidely at the chirping anger of Andrea’s muse, Ryan stroked the glistening beak of the hawk suggestively.

“Better watch out,” he warned.  “Coelwing might get the wrong idea.  You know the rules; you can’t be a tamer without a muse.  Not that you’ll ever be much of one anyway…Beeper.”

Andrea ignored his taunts and the name calling.  She was used to it.  She knew what the other students, the other tamers in training, thought of her.  Ever since the day they had brought her and hundreds of other five-year-olds to the Great Coliseum to discover if any of them had the rare genetic spark of a tamer, she had tolerated their derision. 

Andrea had been one of the bare handful shown to possess the dying talent that day, but a tamer’s worth was judged by the strength of their muse.  Great tamers like the Concissa bonded with the larger beasts.  Her giant steel tiger, Feral, even now crouched in the corner of the classroom, keeping a protective eye on his mistress.  Weaker tamers, like Ryan, bonded with the smaller muses, but none were less impressive than Andrea’s. 

Sensing her mood, Knight beeped again, and Andrea absently reassured the niv as she issued a soft sigh of regret.  Though she loved the niv dearly, the truth was that the pseudo-insect was the smallest muse in the classroom, in the entire dome for that matter.   

Although the technology that created them insured that every non-bonded muse congregated within the Great Coliseum once every five years, no one could recall having seeing one of nivs at the gathering until the day Andrea had claimed Knight as her own. 

It wasn’t that the nivs were rare, quite the contrary.  There were thousands, if not millions of the tiny killers scattered throughout the domed city. 

At this very moment, a dozen could be seen zipping about outside the classroom window as they obliterated the often-diseased plague flies that had somehow found their way inside the life dome.  Yet, before Andrea, not a single record existed of a tamer having bonded with one of the silver bees.

Of course, no one was able to choose their muse.  None, not even the Concissa, really understood how the bonding even worked.  Like the manufacture of the radiation-proof shell of hardened crystal that protected them from the mutated creatures beyond the dome, that knowledge had passed from the minds of men long ago.  All they had left was the histories. 

Every student knew that, when the mongolites had first penetrated the city walls, there had been a terrible slaughter among the dome’s populace.  In the aftermath, their forefathers had decided to create the cybernetic protectors for the citizenry.  Using science from the golden age of technology, they had biologically engineered the tamer’s ability into the people to give them a chance against the mongolite’s unstoppable fury. 

It was said, that in that bygone era everyone had been able to bond a muse, but no more.  Centuries later, the descendants of these first tamers had lost much of this wondrous ability, the bonding gene dying away in all but a few of their children’s children. 

Abruptly, the Concissa stopped speaking as the chiming tone of the school bell sounded over the intercom.  Tapping the board twice to banish the grotesque image of a half-grown mongolite, she turned to face the class.

“Thank you for your attention, students,” the Concissa said.  Bowing her head slightly, she added the ritual farewell all tamer instructors gave to their students.  “By muse or by blood, you shall protect the innocent.”

Bowing her head along with the other students, Andrea intoned the ancient reply she’d been taught the very first day she’d discovered her talent.

“By muse or by blood, I protect the innocent.”

As the children got up to leave, Andrea watched a dark-haired girl absently run her hand over a large grey-skinned wildcat as she waited for Ryan and a boy with a shiny chimpanzee to exit the room.  The girl’s name was Joanna, and like the rest of the eighteen children in her class, she’d found her muse, Powder, the same day Andrea had bonded with Knight. 

“Wait, please,” called a lilting voice as Andrea fell into line behind Joanna. 

Several students looked back and began to whisper as Feral padded over to interpose its sleek body between the Andrea and the others.

“The rest of you may go,” the Concissa commanded, her clipped tone ending the excited whispers in an instant.  “I would like to speak with Andrea alone.”

Andrea’s heart dropped into her stomach, and she felt her knees begin to quake even before she caught Ryan’s superior, “It was bound to happen,” expression. 

Oh no.

Knight began to beep furiously within her curls, but Andrea was too distraught to quiet him this time.  Everyone knew that the Concissa only granted a private audience to a student she’d decided to dismiss from her school. 

Ryan was right. My muse is too small to defend the dome from the mongolites and now they’re not going to let me be a tamer.

“Andrea,” the Concissa began, walking over to the trembling girl.  “I wish to tell you that I am sorry.  I didn’t-”

Her hair beeping furiously, Andrea didn’t wait for her to finish.  She would not give up her place as a tamer without at least trying to plead her case.

“I’ll do better, mistress.”

“Andrea-”

“I know you and the others think Knight is too small to fight, but he can do other things.”

“Andrea-”

“He can do recon work better than any other muse in my class.  He’s almost as fast as Ryan’s muse, Coelwing, and ten times as agile.  A mongolite would never catch him.”

“Andrea-”

The Concissa was starting to look a bit perturbed now, but Andrea wasn’t going down without a fight. 

Outside the classroom window, the circling nivs began to tap against the glass as they echoed Knight’s agitated beeping with angry chirps of their own.

“I can be a tamer, mistress! Knight and I will protect the innocent, I swear it!  You can’t send us away!  I won’t let you!”

Feral’s deafening roar seemed to shake the very walls of the classroom, shattering Andrea’s anger and silencing her muse’s beeping. 

“That will be quite enough, Andrea!” commanded the Concissa.  Her hazel eyes blazing, she advanced on the quaking girl with her finger pointed out like a queen’s scepter.  “You will be silent, or I will have Feral drag you from the halls of my school and throw you in the communal fountain!”

Dropping to her knees in horror, Andrea bowed her head low before the angry tamer and her growling muse.

“Forgive me, mistress,” she choked.  Summoning the last of her courage, she added, “I meant no disrespect.  But please, I beg you to give Knight and me one more chance to prove our worth before you dismiss us.”

Above her, the Concissa breathed out a long sigh of what sounded like exasperation. 

“You silly fool, I had no intention of dismissing you to begin with,” the Concissa said irritably.  “I was only trying to apologize to you for keeping you after class.  If you had taken the opportunity to listen as a student should, you would have known that.  Now get up.”

Andrea lifted her eyes from the floor and stared at the woman as if afraid to believe what she was saying.

“Oh, for the love of the dome,” the Concissa snapped, “on your feet.”

Knocking over a nearby chair in her haste, Andrea sprang up from the ground like a curly-haired jack-in-the-box.

“You truly are a delight, Andrea,” the Concissa laughed, eyeing the fallen chair with amusement.  “Perhaps this will not be so onerous a task as I had at first imagined.”

“I’m afraid I don’t understand, mistress,” Andrea confessed.  “If I am not to be ejected from the school, why is it you wished to see me?”

“Well, as to that…”

Pausing for a moment, the Concissa drifted over to the window and tapped at the chirping nivs gathered outside, as if vexed by their noisome presence.   

Impatient for an answer, Andrea sent Knight’s irritating cousins away with a thought.

“Mistress?” she pressed.

At the window, the Concissa watched the silver insects scatter with a tiny smile of satisfaction.

“Do you know how the Concissa is chosen?” she asked suddenly.  “Do you know how I was groomed for the position?”

Caught off guard by the question, Andrea’s answer was clumsy at best.

“I…I don’t….  I don’t know, mistress.  I guess, I never really thought about it before.”

Beckoning the steel tiger to her side with a small wave of her dainty hand, the Concissa nodded as if she’d been expecting Andrea’s reply.

“That’s almost exactly what I said when she asked me,” she said softly.  Before Andrea could ask her what she meant, the Concissa went on.  “We are chosen by the strength of our muse.  It was the day I bonded with Feral that people began to treat me differently than the other students.  The Concissa then had a timber wolf muse called North.  He was tall enough to look me square in the eye, and he was as deadly against the mongolites as they come, but even a prince among wolves is nothing compared to a tiger.  Everyone knew, myself included, that I was the heir apparent.  All too soon, I was officially named the Concissa’s handmaiden to prepare me for the role.”

“You must have been very proud, mistress,” Andrea said with genuine sincerity.  Although she was still at a loss as to what any of this had to do with her, she admired this women above all others.  Indeed, Andrea would have died for her mistress had it been required of her. 

“Oh, I was proud, too proud,” the Concissa agreed, “very proud.”

However, instead appearing pleased by the compliment, the woman’s full red lips had curled in a bitter smile of regret. 

“But pride does not a champion make, Andrea, no matter what I thought at the time.  Though Feral and I outperformed every student in my year, both in class and at our finals, I nearly fainted dead away the first time I faced a mongolite in the flesh.”

The Concissa, afraid?  Andrea shifted her feet uncomfortably at the idea.  The women’s ferocity in battle was legendary.

 “I’m sure you exaggerate, mistress.”

“If only that were true, Andrea, I might have tried to save my mistress before she sacrificed herself to save me.”

The Concissa shook her head sadly. 

“Special treatment had made me arrogant to the point of idiocy, and it cost my mentor her life.  That day I assumed the white dress of the Concissa, and I vowed over the burial shroud of my fallen teacher not to make the same mistake with my own successor.”

 “Mistress, I don’t see-”

Andrea trailed off as the Concissa’s hard eyes met hers.

“I thought the strength of my muse was everything I needed to be a great Concissa, Andrea,” she said.  “I was wrong.  Strength is nothing without character to teach it restraint.  Power is nothing without the fires of experience to temper its mettle.  As great as Feral is, I was the weakest of tamers until I discovered that cold truth written in the blood of my teacher.  But you aren’t like that, are you Andrea? You have listened to the mocking of your peers for these long years.  You have borne the brunt of their scorn, yet still you have the strength to stand before the Concissa herself and demand to be given a chance to earn your rightful place among the tamers of this dome.”

Tilting her beautiful head in a shallow bow, she said, “I salute you, Andrea.  You are certainly worthy to be named handmaiden of the Concissa.”

The room spun, and Andrea had to grasp the desk beside her to keep her legs from buckling.  This couldn’t be happening.  The handmaiden of the Concissa was the heir to the position, chosen by the strength of her muse.  She was expected to lead the other tamers in battle if the mongolites invaded the dome.  Andrea commanded the weakest muse in her class, in the school.  How could the woman standing before her name Andrea as the next Concissa?

“Mistress…I…but.” The very notion was so preposterous that Andrea was at a loss for words.  “I can’t be your handmaiden.  I would give anything if I could, but I’m tamer to a niv.  How I can possibly be the Concissa?”

A loud rumbling purr began to erupt from Feral’s chest as his beautiful mistress smiled mischievously. 

“Did I not just tell you that strength isn’t everything?”

“Yes…but, the other tamers…”

The Concissa laughed. 

“The other tamers had best do as their told,” she said sternly.  Seeing the look of anxiousness her remark brought to Andrea’s face however, she waved her hand as if to brush aside the girl’s concerns.  “You worry over nothing, Andrea.  Can’t you see that? I have been in this room with you for but a single day, and frankly, I am nearly overwhelmed by your potential.”

What is she talking about? Andrea thought.  All I did was keep a plague fly from landing on her neck.

Her disbelief must have shown, because the Concissa rolled her eyes with impatience.

“Do you pay attention when you are in this class, student?” she asked, her voice suddenly crisp and instructive.

“Yes, mistress,” Andrea answered quickly, almost on reflex.

“Tell me then, student, what is first rule of the tamer?”

Pushing all thought of handmaidens and successions from her mind, Andrea felt herself relax as she slipped back into her familiar role as a student answering her instructor.

“No tamer may choose their muse.”

“Good, my student.  And the second rule?”

“No tamer can command more than one muse.”

“Why?”

“A tamer’s mind, like that of his muse, adapts itself to a particular frequency on the day of bonding.  The talent was designed this way.  It prevents one tamer from controlling the muse of another.”

The Concissa clapped her hands together in congratulations. 

“Exactly as it is taught in the text, student.  Well done,” she said.  “Now let me tell you something you won’t learn in class.  Some muses, not many, but a few, do not fit into the mold you just described.”

“I don’t understand, mistress,” Andrea said.  “Are you saying my bonding with Knight isn’t permanent, that someday I will bond with a more powerful muse?” 

In her hair, Knight beeped in irritation and Andrea found herself agreeing with the silver bee. 

Don’t worry, Knight, she promised, even if it’s true, I would never give you up. 

Even as Andrea made her silent vow to the niv, she saw the Concissa shaking her head.

“The bond is permanent,” the woman said.  “What I’m speaking of is not the muse itself, but the singular frequency it shares with its tamer.  Most think the bond is exclusive, and in most cases, they are correct.  Yet, some few of the dome’s cybernetic inhabitants were designed to operate on the same wavelength, sharing a group consciousness if you will.”

“I still don’t-”

“The window, Andrea,” the Concissa interrupted.  “At the window you…what was that?”

Andrea felt it, too, the soft tremor of disturbed earth that seemed to echo within her bones.  A second later, the school’s intercom burst to life as it screamed forth a repetitive blare of warning.

“That’s the perimeter alarm!” the Concissa shouted above the noise.  Pressing her finger against a particular ivory button located on the sleeve of her dress, she activated the duafiber technology within the garment’s weave.  Instantly, the long billows of white fabric collapsed upon itself, tightening and hardening until it had reformed to a stiff carapace of battle armor that was perfectly molded to the Concissa’s slender frame. 

Sending Feral ahead to check the hall, she tapped Andrea’s shoulder as she rushed for the door.  “Follow me, and stay close! There are mongolites inside the school!”

Mongolites…here?!  Andrea struggled to come to grips with the impossibility of what was occurring.  The dome’s spherical walls were miles from the academy.  How could the mongolites have penetrated this deeply into the city without being detected?

As mind-numbingly terrifying as the proclamation was, Andrea was first and foremost, a tamer in training.  Swallowing her terror, she sent Knight speeding into the hall as she followed her mistress from the classroom.

Once in the well-lit marble corridor, the Concissa looked up at the closest globe-shaped communications speaker.   

“This is the Concissa,” she shouted over the alarm.  “Override perimeter alarm.”  As soon as the piercing noise went silent, she called out again to the open air.  “Office, this is the Concissa.  Report!”

Immediately, a frantic male voice burst out over the intercom.

“Concissa, you’re alive!  This is Tamer Entroy in the main office with Tamer Helen. When the main gates went down we feared the worst.”

“What’s our situation, Tamer?  Why was the perimeter alarm activated?”

“It’s bad, mistress.”  Andrea remembered Entroy as a hard-nosed recon instructor who seemed as tough as his warthog muse.  But right now, he sounded both out of breath and afraid.  “The main gates were open to allow the students to leave when the mongolites attacked.  We tried to hold them in the entryway, but they ran right over us.  There must be a hundred of them, at least.  Out of the twelve instructors there, I think Helen and I were the only ones to escape.  Tamer Jillian was with us for awhile, but when we were barricading the door to the office, his muse went down and he went berserk.  He charged right into them.  I’m sorry mistress, I couldn’t stop him.”  

“It is not your fault, Entroy,” the Concissa said.  “Now, where are the rest of the instructors? The perimeter alarm will have notified every tamer in the city, but we must organize a defense against the intruders until help can arrive.”

“Defense?!”  Entroy exclaimed incredulously.  “There are scores of mongolites, mistress!  There can’t be more than thirty tamers in the entire staff, and almost half of those have already been lost!  Fighting that many mongolites before reinforcements arrive would be suicide!”

The Concissa’s jaw set.

“Even if what you say is true,” she began coldly, “innocent children, children we have been charged to train and protect, are even now dying within these halls.  You are a tamer of this dome, Entroy!  What is your purpose?”

There was a brief silence on the other end of the intercom and then, “By muse or by blood, I will protect the innocent.”

“Tamer Entroy,” the Concissa demanded, “will you stand by your oath?”

“Forgive me, mistress,” Entroy said.  “Neither I, nor Tamer Helen have forgotten our oaths.  We go now to fulfill that vow.  We will gather what instructors remain and protect the students, or we will die trying.”

“We are in the east wing, tamer.  It yet remains free of the mongolites,” the Concissa told him.  “Send the children this way if you can.”

“We will, mistress.  By blood or by muse, Concissa.”

“By blood or by muse, tamer,” the Concissa replied solemnly.  “Good luck.”

As the intercom went dead, the Concissa pulled a pair of eighteen-inch machblades from twin sheaths strapped to the small of her back.

Unconsciously, Andrea stepped back from the glimmering blue metal.  Though she trusted the Concissa with her life, the molecule-thin edge of a machblade had been designed to pierce the rocklike skin of a mongolite.  Even brushing against such an insanely-keen weapon had cost more than one unwary individual a limb. 

The Concissa noticed the wide berth her student gave the blades and nodded her head in approval.

“I was going to explain why I couldn’t offer you one of my weapons,” she said, “but I see from your expression that you already know the reason.  You won’t be instructed in close combat technique until next year, and without training, the machblade is more dangerous to its user than it is to a mongolite.”

Andrea nodded.

“Yes, mistress.  I will…” she trailed off as a surge of warning flashed through her brain.

The Concissa took one look at Andrea’s face and spun back towards the hall, weapons poised and ready. 

“What is it?”

“Knight,” Andrea explained, trying to get a better impression of what the niv was trying to communicate through their bond.  “He must be ahead of Feral…He’s…I think something’s headed this way.”

Not taking her eyes from the corridor, the Concissa’s eyes narrowed.

“Concentrate, Andrea.  Is it human or mongolite?”

“I…”  Furrowing her brow, Andrea received a brief image of a steel hawk flapping madly down a marble hall.  “It’s Coelwing, Ryan’s muse.  I think the students are running this way.”

The Concissa nodded.

“The mongolites won’t be far behind,” she said.  “I’m calling Feral back.  Do the same with your muse, and stay here for a moment.”

Andrea fidgeted nervously in the hall as the white-armored woman ran back into the classroom.  A moment after Knight arrived and began to orbit Andrea’s curly head, there came the crashing sound of broken glass from the room, and the Concissa emerged back into the hall.

“Here they come,” the Concissa said.

Andrea swung her head away from the door and saw her mistress was right.  Coelwing and Feral in the lead, Ryan and about a dozen of the other students and their muses sprinted toward them. 

Only twenty feet behind them…

“Concissa!”  Andrea cried, pointing at the half-dozen sleek black bodies that were swiftly closing in on her classmates.

“I see them.”

Behind Ryan and the others, what looked like a pack of huge lizard-headed apes with thick black scales covering their entire bodies, gnashed their fang-filled mouths and howled angrily as they rushed down the corridor.  Using their long arms to speed their progress, the ten-foot-tall mongolites rushed forward on all fours, their diamond-hard claws scraping deep grooves into the polished floor as they came. 

Andrea saw her mistress measuring the distance between the students and their pursuers with a calculating eye.

“It will be close,” the woman muttered.

“What should I do, mistress?” Andrea asked, her stomach twisting in knots of fear.

“When the children reach us, lead them into the classroom.  I’ve already broken out the glass of the window.  When you get outside, don’t stop running until you find somewhere safe to hide.” The Concissa readied her blades.  “Be quick.  Feral and I will hold the mongolites here to buy you some time.”

“But, mistress,” Andrea protested, “there are too many of them.  You must come with us.”

Her hazel eyes like chips of green ice, the Concissa shook her head.

“There is no time, Andrea.  If I don’t slow the mongolites here, none of us will live to see the dawn.”

Coelwing soared over Andrea’s head before she could say more, and as the rest of the muses and children got close, the Concissa called out to them.

“Students, do not slow!  Follow Andrea!” she commanded, pointing one of her blades at Andrea.  “She will lead you to safety!”

Weapons held high to avoid the children as she sprinted through their ranks, the Concissa joined Feral as he pivoted to face the monsters.

“Go, Andrea!” the woman shouted, even as she dodged beneath a scaled arm.  Leaning back, the Concissa swept two clawed fingers from the mongolite’s hand. 

The monster shrieked in pain as its greenish blood spurted out onto the woman’s white armor before Feral crashed into its chest and forced it back. 

“Go!”

The insistent cry snapped Andrea from immobility.  As her classmates reached her, she spun on her heel and led them into the classroom.

“The window is broken,” she shouted, pointing the way to their escape.  “Go!”

A couple of students immediately followed her orders, but the rest seemed too frightened to move.  Joanna had gone straight to her desk and was now rocking back and forth as she held her wildcat muse to her chest and cried. 

“Are you crazy, Beeper?!” Ryan shouted, while his eyes darted wildly between the window and the door.  “I’m not going out there.  How do you know those things aren’t outside? Who’s going to protect us then?”

The students at the window hesitated when they heard the red-haired boy. 

“I say we close the door and stay right here,” Ryan continued.

“That’s not what the Concissa told me,” Andrea argued.  “I’m supposed to get us out of here!”

Ryan barked a contemptuous laugh.

“That’s what you say,” he sneered.  Coelwing landed on the boy’s shoulder and snapped its beak threateningly as his master shook an accusing finger at the small girl.  “She told us to follow you in here, and we did!  Now, why don’t you let a *real* tamer take charge before you get us all killed…Beeper.”

Andrea looked around the room, seeing to her frustration that none of the students were even trying to reach the window.  They didn’t believe her.  She was supposed to save them, but Ryan was the one they respected.  He was the one that would be a real tamer someday.  She was just a joke; a tiny girl with an insect for a muse.

What should I do, mistress? Andrea thought in despair.  You wanted me to be the next Concissa, and I can’t even convince my class to save themselves.

A human scream echoed from the hall and every student in the room flinched away from the door. 

Concissa!

“Somebody shut that door!”  Ryan shouted.  “We’ll pile our desks against it until help gets here!”

Students and muses hurried to obey the boy’s orders, but halted as Andrea, who stood closest to the door, lifted her hand to bar their way.

“Stop!” Andrea’s cry wasn’t desperate, or frightened.  Her voice was as firm and uncompromising as the Concissa’s had been in the hall.  “Stay in this room and we will all die.  The Concissa cannot hold them for much longer.  You must go now, while there is still time!”

“Or what, Beeper?”  Ryan dared.  “Are you going to set your muse on us?  Ignore her everybody; she can run if she wants to.  Get the desks.”

Andrea stepped closer to the red-haired boy.  Her head barely reached his shoulder, but she showed not an ounce of fear as she stared up at his arrogant face.  She was no longer afraid.  That emotion had been washed away by her mistress’ scream, as surely as had her indecision and self-doubt.  She was the handmaiden of the Concissa, chosen by the most powerful tamer in the dome.  These children would follow her lady’s commands…whatever the price.

“What?” Ryan mocked.  A split second later, he slapped a hand to the side of his head as Knight zipped into his ear.  “Hey, what do you–”

“I wouldn’t do that if I were you,” Andrea warned, as the boy dug his finger into his ear in an attempt to dislodge the intruder.  “Knight’s blade is small, but it can cut through solid steel.  I know it wouldn’t be much of a loss, but I’d hate to see what he could do to your brain.”

Ryan froze.  His eyes wide and terrified, he looked down at Andrea’s menacing smile and swallowed hard.

“The Concissa told you to leave,” she said, “and that is what you are going to do.  Isn’t it?”

Ryan’s face scrunched up in pain as Knight beeped loudly next to his sensitive eardrum. 

“Okay…okay,” he agreed hoarsely.  “I’ll do anything you want.  Please, just get him out!”

Inwardly, Andrea winced at the heartfelt terror she heard in his plea, but she let none of her pity show on her face.  She couldn’t afford mercy now.  Her mistress was in danger.  

Snapping her fingers, she called Knight to back to her. 

The niv zipped out of Ryan’s ear, and she watched the boy’s nervous gaze follow the silver bee as it began to circle the finger Andrea had raised in warning. 

“You lead them, Ryan.  You lead them to safety,” she ordered him coldly.  “And if you’re thinking about using Coelwing against me, don’t.  Knight is too quick for your bird, and your ear is a very tempting target.” 

His cheeks pale, Ryan warily watched the niv’s darting movements and nodded.

“Well!” Andrea barked.  “What are you standing around for?  I said go!”

Though she had been talking only to Ryan, the entire class immediately leapt toward the window.  One of the students, a boy named Escher, whose muse was a brass-colored German shepherd, stopped to pull Joanne from her desk and help her to the window. 

They hurried, but only one student at a time could fit through the small opening.  The sounds of Feral’s growls and the roaring mongolites were perilously close to the room before most of them had gotten outside. 

“Hurry!” Andrea urged, as Ryan and Escher were helping Joanna and her wildcat through the opening. 

Besides Andrea herself, those three were the last.  But before Joanna could follow her muse outside, a tremendous crash erupted as the Concissa, Feral, and three huge mongolites burst through the classroom wall between Andrea and her classmates. 

Joanna screamed, and desks and chairs burst to splinters as the combatants tore at one another with blade, tooth and claw.

“Get them out!” Andrea shouted to Ryan as she ducked beneath the instructor’s desk, the only piece of furniture in the room made of durosteel, rather than soft clonewood.  “Get them to safety!”

Ducking beneath a flying piece of broken learning board, the redhead nodded quickly and shoved a screeching Joanna through the window.

Confident Ryan would do as he was told; Andrea huddled down beneath the desk and turned her attention to her besieged mistress. 

Things were not going well.  Spinning and slicing, the Concissa was fighting alongside her tiger muse furiously, but Andrea could see her mistress wouldn’t last much longer.  Red blood had joined the acidic green fluid that stained her charred armor, and at some point the woman had lost one of her blades. 

As Feral sprang onto one mongolite and forced him back through the shattered wall, the Concissa was left to face the other two monsters alone.  One arm hanging limp at her side, her white hair spiraled crazily through the air as she twisted away from one mongolite’s reaching claws. 

Kicking away from the creature in a gymnast’s leap, she twisted in the air to bury her machblade into the other’s chin. 

The beast immediately collapsed as the blue metal pierced its radiation-soaked brain, but the move was costly.  As sharp as the weapon was, the mongolite’s rocklike hide snagged the blade. 

While the Concissa wasted precious seconds trying to free her weapon, the second mongolite rose up behind her.

No!

Andrea stifled the cry of warning on her lips.  So far the mongolites hadn’t seemed to notice her, and screaming out and distracting her mistress wasn’t going to help free her only weapon.  Still, Andrea was far from helpless.

Knight!

The silver bee slipped his razor sting into the mongolite’s black eye with a tiny beep of challenge.  The wound was minor, but it gave the Concissa the time she needed to retrieve her machblade and swing around to face the screeching mongolite behind her. 

She needn’t have hurried.  The last mongolite had forgotten the Concissa for the moment as it swatted its claws angrily at the silver bee that kept darting in to sting its sensitive eyes and lips.

Sparing Knight only a brief glance, the Concissa opened the mongolite’s belly and immediately turned her eyes away from the falling monster to search the room.

“Andrea!” she called.  “Andrea! Where are you?!”

“Here!”

The Concissa breathed a sigh of relief as the curly-haired girl emerged from below the desk. 

“Come on,” she said, absently sliding her stained blade over a fallen mongolite’s scales to remove the green blood.  “We must flee.  This attack was too organized, too well executed, for it to have been a simple raid.  I fear these wretched beasts did not come alone.  Something else directs them.”

“What do mean, mistress?” Andrea asked, even as she hurried toward the window.

The armored woman looked thoughtful.

“I’m not sure, exactly,” she admitted.  “But-”

The Concissa was interrupted by the sudden and violent arrival of her muse.  Exploding through the classroom like he’d been shot from a cannon, the steel tiger blasted right through the ferrocrete of the school’s outer wall.

“Feral!”

The anguished cry had scarcely left the Concissa’s mouth when a nest of long black tentacles burst from the hallway and seized her by her arms and legs. 

“Mistress!” Andrea cried.

“Go!” the Concissa shouted even as she struggled to free herself.  “Get out now!”

The tentacles tightened, drawing a groan of pain from the woman and causing the machblade to fall from her nerveless fingers. 

“Andrea!” she gasped weakly, as the sickly-looking limbs lifted her off the floor and into the air like some broken white puppet.  “Go…Arghh…while there’s…still time.”

“There is no time, fleshy thing,” hissed a voice evilly.  “It is far too late for her, you, and all of your pathetic people.”

Andrea’s mouth went dry with terror as a tall, black-scaled man stepped into the room. 

“Your soft existence has reached its end,” he said.  “You and all your kin will die this day.”

Besides his skin, the man looked almost human.  About six and a half feet tall, his barrel chest was covered in a flowing robe of what looked like black mongolite hide.  There was nothing human at all about his pupil-less red eyes, however, and Andrea saw to her horror that the long tentacles that had seized her mistress sprung from the intruder’s back.

Strolling into the room, the man was followed by two massive mongolites.  Neither roaring nor attacking, the beasts followed behind the robed man like hideous dogs at heel.

“Who…who…”  The Concissa’s face was white with effort as she tried to fight through the excruciating pain of the squeezing tentacles.

“Who am I?” the man supplied.  “I believe that was what you were trying to say.  Am I correct?  To answer your question, I am Abbandon.  And for lack of a better term, you could say I am the king of the mongolites.  I am what you and your soft-skinned kind left to rot in the radiated wastelands outside your precious domes.”

“Impossible…” the Concissa spat, “radiation.”

Grinning in a surprisingly-white smile, the man clasped his arms behind his back and shook his head at the woman.

“Oh yes, it’s still there,” he conceded, “miles and miles of nothing but diseased wastelands and mutated fauna.  But, don’t you see? That is the birthright that brings me to your pitiful city.  As the mongolites you fear so much, I am born of death and the wars of our fathers.  You are the weak.  Like worms, your kind must hide beneath the shielded walls or die in the sun.”

The man spread his arms wide to take in the mongolites behind him. 

“We are the strong.  Immune to very worst of the plagues and weapons of a bygone era, we thrive within the death without the need of protection.”

“What…arghh…” The Concissa grimaced and then steadied her ragged breathing before she spoke again.  “What do you want?”

Abbandon laughed.  Drawing the Concissa close, he lifted two more tentacles right before her hazel eyes. 

“I want you dead, of course,” he said as sharp boney tips slid from the snakelike appendages and crept toward the Concissa’s eyes.  “I want you all dead.”

Before the tentacles could find their mark, a tiny silver bee tore across one of the scaled man’s red eyes.

“Arghh!”

The mongolites sprang forward at their king’s cry of pain, but Abbandon hissed something and the monsters froze in place.

Knight darted back toward the man, but with more speed than was humanly possible, Abbandon’s hand blurred up and snatched the niv from the air.

“No!” Andrea hadn’t thought about what she was doing went she sent her muse to attack the scaled man.  It had been pure instinct, reflex.  Now the horrible king had her mistress and her precious Knight at his mercy.  “Let them go!”

The second she spoke, the mongolites howled and started toward her.  But placing one of his tentacles in their path, Abbandon halted his bestial guards yet again. 

Using another of his slippery limbs to wipe away a drop of green blood from his eye, the king of the mongolites looked from his closed fist and then to Andrea.  And suddenly, he started to laugh.

“Oh, how truly feeble you have become,” he chortled.  “This insect I hold in my hand is your muse? This shiny bug is your protector?”

“Stop it,” Andrea said as she watched the man’s fist tighten.  “Please, just let us go.”

Turning away from her, Abbandon looked back at the Concissa’s pale face.

“Do you see now why you must perish?”  Holding his fist before the woman’s eyes, he placed his ear next to his fingers to listen to Knight’s frightened chirps.  “With your lives in the hands of such, my kind is doing you a favor.”

“Andrea,” the Concissa called. “Don’t listen to him.  Remember the window, you are… arghh!!”

The window? Andrea thought foggily.  Her brain felt numbed with horror by Knight’s pained beeping.  The mongolites are too close.  Even if I get to the window I’ll never make it outside.

“Be still, witch!” Abbandon demanded, tightening his tentacles until the Concissa’s bones creaked.  “I have grown tired of your whimpers.  It is time for you and your youngling to die.”

As the man’s bone-tipped tentacles approached once more, the Concissa turned her head toward the petrified girl and weakly choked out three words.

“Nivs…One…Mind.”

And suddenly, Andrea understood what her mistress had been trying to tell her.  What she’d been trying to tell her ever since she’d named a small girl with a silver bee the handmaiden of the Concissa. 

The window!  Andrea’s mind suddenly opened, like a waking flower to the light of the morning sun.  She wasn’t telling me to run.  She was reminding me about the nivs at the window!

“Let her go.”

As Andrea spoke, a humming drone began to build from beyond the shattered hole Feral had left in the wall.

Turning toward the girl curiously, Abbandon stopped his boney tentacles centimeters from the Concissa’s eyes and smiled. 

“I nearly forgot you were here,” he said.  Shaking his closed fist vigorously, he elicited a chorus of beeps from Andrea’s trapped muse.  “You have courage for a fleshling.  But, tell me, how shall you fight me without your protector?  Perhaps, if you run now, I shall give you a head start before sending my mongolites to devour you.”

Her dark brown eyes unafraid, Andrea met Abbandon’s glare without flinching. 

“Let her go now, and leave the dome,” she said emotionlessly.  “Or I will kill you.”

The expression of cruel humor disappeared from Abbandon’s face, and he angrily rose to his full height. 

“Who do you think you are, fleshling?”  Behind him, the mongolites began to creep toward the girl menacingly, and this time their master made no move to stop them.  “I have lived in the wastes for three hundred years before you were born.  I have fought and clawed my way from the desolation, and using my strength, I have seized kingship from the beasts of the land.  Who are you to threaten such as I?”

“Who am I to threaten a king?” Andrea asked.  Lowering her head, she touched her mind to the chirping presence of her muse and shouted, “I am Beeper; Queen of the Silver Bees!”

As the mongolites charged forward, a solid wave of nivs burst through the opening in the outer wall.  Like a storm of razors, the silver bees bit into the mongolites’ flesh, tearing scales, muscle, and even bone asunder as they viciously attacked their tamer’s enemies.

“No!”

As the mongolite guards fell, the shining cloud swarmed over the shocked face of Abbandon the king, and the scaled man threw the Concissa aside as he desperately attempted to escape into the hall. 

He didn’t make it.

As the first of the long tentacles was severed, Andrea turned away from the wildly beeping swarm.  She almost pitied Abbandon, but not for a single moment did she consider calling off the nivs until the king of the mongolites had been reduced to a butchered ruin of black flesh and green blood.   

A scraped and stained hand touched Andrea’s shoulder.

“That was well done, handmaiden,” the Concissa said gently.  “But I think you may have forgotten something.”

Swallowing hard, Andrea called the nivs away as her mistress picked up her machblade and walked over to what was left of Abbandon.  Kneeling down, the woman carefully pried at a closed black fist with the tip of her weapon.  The grasping fingers opened and a small silver bee sped free of their grip with a happy “beep!” of joy.

“Knight!” Andrea cried happily as the niv darted into her curls.  “I’d thought I’d lost you! Oh thank you, mistress!  I…”

Stopping suddenly, Andrea looked guiltily at the wide hole Feral had made in the wall.

“Feral?” she asked hesitantly.  “Is he…”

The Concissa waved her good arm dismissively and smiled.

“Don’t worry; he’s been better,” she said.  “But I can still feel him, and the techs will have him good as new in no time.”

Just then, several tamers and their muses burst into the room, weapons ready. 

“Concissa!” Tamer Entroy shouted happily, and then paused with the others as they came upon Abbandon. 

As the tamers looked around at the torn bodies and devastated walls, their eyes grew wider and wider. 

Noticing the shredded look of the scaled man and his mongolite guards, some of the arrivals nudged one another and pointed to the thick spirals of silver bees circling the small girl in the center of the room.

“What happened here?”

His voice full of horror and awe, Tamer Entroy stared at the swarming nivs as if he expected them to resume their butchery at any moment.

Just then, Ryan poked through the shattered portion of the wall.

“Is it over?”

The Concissa smiled.

“It is, student,” she said, beckoning him with a nod.  “You may come inside, if you wish.  You should hear this.”

Slowly, and giving the bodies of the mongolites a wide birth, Andrea’s class filed back into the room and walked over to join the ranks of the tamers. 

“Tamers and students,” the Concissa proclaimed.  “I would like you to meet the tamer-in-training, who saved not only her mistress today, but us all.  From this day forward, she is handmaiden to the Concissa!  I give you–”

The Concissa paused as Andrea reached up and touched her arm.  Standing on her tiptoes, the curly-haired girl surrounded by chirping nivs, whispered something into her mistress’ ear.

After a moment, the Concissa threw back her head and laughed.

“So be it,” she chuckled, giving Andrea’s shoulder an affectionate squeeze.  “I give to you Beeper; heir to the Concissa, Tamer of the dome, and Queen of the Silver Bees!”

The beeping noises of the nivs’ laughter echoed Andrea’s own, as Ryan’s eyes rolled back in his head and he fainted dead away.

Gauntlet of Winter, Sword of Spring

May 21, 2010 by Publisher · 1 Comment 

“I am the guardian of Ashwood Village,” Sanluth called out. He glanced about, trembling, his knuckles white on the oak staff that was his only weapon. The beech trees stood huge and gnarled around him in the failing evening light, their trunks and branches glittering with frost. He repeated his statement in a louder voice.

But the wood wisp didn’t show herself. Sanluth glanced at the two wolves that stood guard beside him. Their fur bristled and they growled. “Easy,” he said, stroking them. He could sense mischievous magic in the air. Whispers seemed to speak to him, telling him he’d made a terrible choice in coming to this region of the forest.

Laughter and a burst of blue sparks erupted in the treetops, as a dark shadow dove toward Sanluth. He raised his staff defensively, the wolves roaring their challenge. But the shadow vanished, leaving a trail of curling fog that groped at Sanluth like fingers.

He waved the fog away. “The ancient trees are dying!” he cried. “The winter has gone on too long and has stung them too bitterly. Won’t you help me, for the sake of the trees?”

A finger of mist beckoned to him, and he followed it to a small clearing. His boots crunched loudly in the snow, his breath coming out in pale gusts. A few stars shone in the deep blue heavens above the clearing. He waited, shivering beneath his fur cloak. “Enough with the games,” he said. “Time grows short. The elder trees are your kin.”

At last, a pale-skinned woman stepped into the clearing. She was covered only in a gown of fog that wound about her in a spiral. Her eyes were like blue ice, her hair a wavy ribbon of silver. She walked atop the snow.

The wolves whined and hunkered down.

“What would you ask of me, Sanluth?” she said. “I don’t control the weather. I can’t make the winter give way to spring, as long as it lies in the grasp of an iron hand.”

“Then you can’t help me?” Sanluth said. His knees sagged beneath him. “I’ve come so far to see you. You’re the wood wisp who guards the forest, who knows everything and whose power cannot be matched. If you can’t end this winter, who can?”

“You’ve come on a fool’s quest,” she said. “I’m not the guardian of this forest, and I certainly don’t know everything. I’m just a creature who lives here. And you’re just a boy expected to do the work that a hundred men wouldn’t be able to do. Your village declared you guardian because the wild wolves came to you and offered their protection. Is this true?”

“You know it is, my lady,” said Sanluth. He was weary, hungry, and cold–to the depths of his soul. But the magnificent creature before him held him spellbound to the point where he couldn’t so much as blink. She seemed to have absolute power over him.

“Yes, but it still amazes me,” the wood wisp said. “You’ve barely lived eighteen years, and yet they send you off on a quest to save the forest.”

Sanluth nodded. “I’ll do what I must. If the elder trees die, the magic of the woodlands will fail. Many blessed things will pass from the world.”

She looked away. “Yes…I know it to be true. But if I point you to the right path, I fear you will be going to your death. The deepest frost and the darkest greed choke our land, born from a place where no warm-blooded human should ever go.”

“But I have to,” Sanluth said. He knew he appeared young and weak to her. He was slight of build, his smooth face bearing only a shadow of a beard. He tried to stand taller and straighter.

The wood wisp stood in silence for several moments. At last she spoke. “I will give you answers. But your death will not be my responsibility. I am immortal, and I pity those who must shed their bodies and leave the earth behind. No one should have to leave this precious world.”

“I don’t fear death,” Sanluth said. “My people believe it leads to a better place.”

“I could never imagine straying from this forest,” she said. “But you humans are strange.”

“Where must I journey?” said Sanluth.

“North,” she said, “to the Iron Teeth Mountains. There you will find the frozen heart of insanity–a place even I wouldn’t dare venture into.”

Sanluth didn’t know what she spoke of, but for a creature as ancient and powerful as the wood wisp to make such a statement terrified him. “The mountains are vast. How will I find whatever I’m seeking?”

“I will send a guide,” she said, “one of my kin. It deeply saddens me to do this, because the creature I’ll send with you should never leave this forest. Yet unless I send this guide, you have no hope of success.”

A figure that seemed to be made of twisted roots crept into the clearing. It was hunched over, with long, crooked arms. Two crimson eyes smoldered in its gnarled head.

The wolves growled, and Sanluth took a step back.

“Do not fear,” the wood wisp said. “This is my brother, the root master. I think you’ll find him to be charming company.” But the sour expression on her face said otherwise.

***

Sanluth camped in a small cave that the wood wisp led him to. The next day, he set out for the Iron Teeth Mountains with his wolves and the root master for company. The root master seemed to antagonize the wolves constantly, deliberately walking close to them and making them nervous. Often, he crept along silently behind Sanluth atop the snow, prompting Sanluth to keep glancing behind him. Most troubling of all was the fact that the root master never spoke.

Sometimes, the creature raced ahead, and Sanluth had to struggle to keep pace. Sanluth found himself questioning everything. Not long ago, he’d been proud to be named guardian of his village. But he wasn’t well trained for combat or survival. He had no idea why the wolves had chosen him. They were mysterious creatures with motives no human could fathom.

That night, it began to snow heavily. They made camp under a massive ash tree, Sanluth setting up a small tent of animal furs. He ate a dinner of jerky along with some bread that was so hard he could barely chew it. He fed some of the meat to the wolves, but the root master didn’t seem interested in eating. He crept about through the trees as if searching for something, occasionally peering at Sanluth with eyes that shone bloody red in the light of a campfire Sanluth was barely managing to keep lit.

Later, Sanluth awoke to gnawing sounds and he left his tent. The root master was chewing on a dead oak branch. He held the limb up to the cleft of his mouth, and his twisted jaws ground back and forth, wood chips falling down the beard-like roots of his chin.

The wolves took position beside Sanluth, snarling. He patted them on their heads to reassure them, and they flinched. Slowly, he approached the root master.

The creature glanced up and tossed the branch aside. A hiss escaped his jaws, and he shifted about, his long arms tensing up.

“Can you speak?” Sanluth said. “If so, can you tell me what awaits me? The wood wisp was right–I’m no experienced warrior. I don’t know why I’m the village guardian or why the wise men sent me on this quest. But you’re a magical creature and you must know!”

The root master raised a hand, its tapering fingers like bony spider legs. He squeezed his hand into a huge fist, his eyes gleaming with malice.

Sanluth shrank back, but the wolves threw themselves at the root master. The creature caught one wolf in each hand in mid-air by the throat. He shook them, and then he whispered in their ears–first in one wolf’s ear and then the other. He released them.

The wolves trotted over to the campfire and lay down.

Sanluth gazed in disbelief. “Whisper in my ear,” he said, “like you did to the wolves. Give me answers!”

But the root master simply gazed at him, his eyes now revealing a hint of sorrow, and once again he clenched his hand into a great first. A freezing wind whipped through the forest, warning that spring would never warm the face of the land again, and the snow became blinding.

***

The journey into the Iron Teeth Mountains became treacherous. The winds howled down the slopes, the snow drifting up beneath towering pines. Sanluth and his wolves hunkered down against the blizzard, their progress slowed. The root master seemed unaffected, though, as he scurried over the snow. The wind seemed to blow around him, and the snowflakes never settled upon him.

They camped beneath a stone ledge that night. Sanluth couldn’t get a fire lit, and he sat shivering with his wolves, eating frozen jerky.

The wolves gazed at him with sad eyes, as if they sensed there was no return for him. Sanluth wondered why he should continue. There were other lands, other villages. And the wood wisp had all but predicted he would die on this journey. Was it any wonder the wise men had sent him with only the wolves as company? If he didn’t starve or freeze to death, whatever awaited him in these mountains would surely finish him off. Something had held spring captive for nearly a decade now–something of such power he dared not try to imagine it. He could see no point in continuing on.

“Should we turn back?” Sanluth asked his wolves.

They raised their heads.

The root master took interest, creeping close, his crimson eyes widening.

“That’s right!” Sanluth yelled at him. “I want to give up. This is pointless. Come morning, I’m heading off to a village somewhere to get a job, get married, and raise a few children.”

The root master pointed toward the tops of the peaks and hissed.

“No,” Sanluth insisted. He pointed down away from the mountains. “No more climbing.”

The root master lowered his head. Suddenly, he looked withered and dried up, ready to break apart and fall into a heap of rot.

Sanluth gasped, and the illusion vanished. The root master looked healthy again.

Sanluth thought back to the ancient trees, remembering sitting in clefts in their roots tossing stones into the river–how they’d spoken to him so soothingly in whispers. They needed him now, or soon they would wither away as the root master had showed him, their magic lost forever from the world. The forest would become pale and weak, the trees small and mindless. The elves, gnomes, wisps, and fairies would move on.

The root master again pointed upward.

Sighing, Sanluth nodded. The wolves whined.

***

The root master led them higher and higher into the mountains, until at last they stood before an ancient and crumbling stone castle. This was the frozen heart of insanity that the wood wisp had spoken of. The castle was draped in huge icicles that hung down like spears, beneath an ugly gray sky.           Sanluth had to struggle to steady his nerves and force his legs to carry him onward.

They entered a frozen courtyard. Stone statues of knights stood covered with snow, missing limbs or heads that had crumbled away. A huge iron door marked the castle entrance beyond the courtyard. The icicles hanging above that door were like teeth waiting to chomp down on anyone who dared enter.

The wind sought to shove them back, but they fought their way forward. A devilish whirlwind whipped through the courtyard, spinning the snow into a giant hand. The hand closed into a fist and tried to smash them.

Sanluth and the wolves leapt aside, the fist crunching down where they’d been. The fist rose again, preparing to squash them.

The root master glanced knowingly at Sanluth. Then he stepped in front of the boy and his wolves, and the snowy fist crashed down on him. The fist sprang open as it descended, and it seized the root master and lifted him into the air. It began to squeeze him, and noises like breaking branches arose.

Sanluth howled and smashed at the hand with his staff, but it did no damage. The hand dropped the root master into the snow, then broke apart into a cloud of snowflakes and settled all over the courtyard.

Sanluth knelt by the root master, brushing snow from his face. His eyes were open wide, but he was as still as a log. The wolves sniffed at him.

Sanluth rose, wondering if he should flee. But the wolves had other ideas. They bounded to the iron door and stood waiting.

“What are you doing?” Sanluth yelled. “We can’t defeat this foe.” But the wolves were stubborn, and once they made a decision there was no changing their minds.

Sanluth lifted the root master’s body and went to the door. The root master was as light as driftwood. Cracking noises split the air, and Sanluth looked around in confusion. The wolves seized him and dragged him backward–as several massive icicles dropped from above the door and stabbed into the snow where he’d been.

Then, with a rumbling screech of metal, the door slid inward.

“Wait!” yelled Sanluth, but the wolves had already disappeared inside. He ran in after them.

They stood in a long hall with a huge wooden table. A great fireplace stood at the end of the room, holding only gray ash. Otherwise, the room was bare.

Seated at the table was an old man counting silver coins. He had a big heap of them laid out before him. As he spotted Sanluth and his wolves, he pulled the coins to him defensively. “Wretched thieves!” he snarled. “Why have you come to torment me?”

“We’re not thieves,” Sanluth said. “We’ve come to break the spell that holds springtime hostage. We’ve heard the spell originates from in here.”

“I know nothing of any spells,” the old man said. “As far as I know, you’re here to steal my silver. Well, you won’t get so much as a coin. It’s all mine, forever!”

Sanluth stepped close to him. “So, you’re nothing but an old miser, shut away in here with your treasure. How could you be responsible for the endless winter?”

The wolves growled as a gray mist engulfed the old man. Something was lurking behind him, around him, but he didn’t seem to be aware of it.

“What is that abomination you carry?” the old man said. “Some type of forest filth. I’m glad he’s dead. Now he can’t steal my money, either. Soon you’ll be joining him.”

The old man lifted an iron glove off the table that was engraved with runes. “Don’t think I’m not capable of defending myself against thieves.”

“What is that curse you bear?” Sanluth asked, pointing at the gray mist.

“I don’t know what you mean,” said the old man. “All I care about is my money. Don’t you understand? All my life, people have wanted to rob me blind. That’s why I came to this castle, to hide away with my wealth. Yet still they seek me out.”

The old man put on the iron glove and rose. “Now I shall crush you, thief.” Before Sanluth could react, he lunged forward and seized Sanluth’s shoulder. His touch was like burning ice. The wolves leapt forward, but the phantom mist left the old man and shoved them back. They snarled and bit at the mist, to no avail.

Sanluth grew weak, as if his life force were being drained. He thought he was finished. But then he felt the body of the root master shudder, and it burst into green flames. With a cry, the old man reeled back, throwing his hand over his face. Sanluth tried to drop the root master, but he found himself paralyzed for a moment. The flames didn’t harm him, though. The root master burned away, revealing a wooden sword.

Sanluth lifted the sword.

The old man sneered. “What trickery is this? You may get one strike with your toy sword, boy. But then you’ll be finished.” He extended his iron hand and leapt forward.

Sanluth prepared to meet his charge, then wheeled about and plunged the wooden sword into the gray mist. With a bloodcurdling shriek, the mist flew out of the castle and was gone.

The iron gauntlet split apart and fell to the floor.

The old man dropped to one knee, looking dazed. Sanluth helped him up.

“My greed,” the old man whispered, bowing his head. “My greed led me here, to this cursed place. My heart was frozen with the love of coin and the phantom fed off it. The curse spread like frost all over the land. How could I have been so foolish?”

A beam of sunlight broke in through a window.

Sanluth patted him on the back and together they left the keep. Already, the ice was breaking off the castle, and the snows were melting. A new magic was sweeping the land–the magic of spring. The floodgates were open, and the earth was hungry for warmth.

Sanluth felt a tugging on the sword, the tip being drawn to the earth. He plunged it into the snow, and it shuddered as it planted itself in the soil underneath. The root master would live again.

The old man turned about. “My silver,” he said, starting toward the keep.

The wolves threw back their heads and howled. Then they blocked his path.

He cleared his throat. “Perhaps I’ll just find a job, then. Of course, I could always return later for it, right?”

Sanluth smiled. “Not very likely. The wolves have claimed this keep, and soon it will be overrun with them. I’m guessing it means something quite significant to them.”

His eyes narrowed. “How do you know?”

“Because they’ve abandoned me,” said Sanluth, knowing in his heart it was true. He could see it in their eyes. That was the sadness he’d glimpsed before. The wolves had accomplished some important goal, and their pact with Sanluth’s village was ended.

Sanluth seized the old man by the arm. “Come on, my friend. We’ve got some walking to do. It’s shaping up to be a beautiful day.”

Thirty Seconds

May 8, 2010 by Publisher · Leave a Comment 

Back in the Day

In Malcolm’s gloved hand he held God-like power captured in glass. He carefully held the tube up to the light and examined the amber liquid swirling within. Yet his fingers gave only the slightest hint of a tremor, and that was due less to the awesome nature of what he beheld than to his late-night meeting with Johnnie Walker the previous evening.

‘Well, I’m calling it a night,’ Bob said, hanging up his lab coat. He looked over at Malcolm, who barely heard him. ‘And if those dark circles under your eyes are anything to go by, my friend, I think you should be tossing the towel in, too.’

Malcolm nodded absently and rolled the vial over and over in his fingers.

‘I’m serious, Malcolm!’ Bob said. ‘You’re a mess. If you keep working like this, you’re going to make yourself sick.’

Putting the vial down, Malcolm blinked and turned to face his colleague, almost as though he’d been mesmerised.

Bob said, ‘I shouldn’t have raised my voice.’ He strolled over to the tall, oak bureau that stood in contrast to the rest of the lab’s stainless-steel furnishings. On it, a magazine sat beside a framed photo. ‘What happened to the old Malcolm?’ Bob held up the coffee-stained cover of TIME magazine, and tapped it. The headline above the image of the two fresh-faced scientists read, Nobel-Prize Winners: Cure for Death Imminent. ‘What happened to this guy?’ Bob paused briefly, waiting for an answer. When none came, he looked back at the cover and smiled. ‘Can you believe it? Back in the day, when we used to spend most afternoons hanging out of Farmer Riley’s apple tree, did you ever think we would one day discover the cure for—

‘Don’t call it that!’ Malcolm snapped. ‘That’s not what it is.’ It was one thing for the media to dub the serum a ‘Cure for Death’ or ‘The Elixir of Life’, but quite another for it to fall from Bob’s lips—he of all people should know better.

‘Maybe not yet, but…’ Bob shut his eyes and nodded, realising only once it was too late that he’d put his foot in it. ‘That was insensitive of me. I’m sorry. I got a little carried away.’

Malcolm gently placed the vial back in its rack, removed the latex gloves, and dragged a stool from a nearby work bench.

Bob tossed the publication back on the bureau and turned his gaze toward the frame. It was a photo of Malcolm and Bob, both dressed in matching Hawaiian shirts, taken against a tropical backdrop. Meredith held Malcolm’s hand. The two had been childhood sweethearts. Bob had dated Meredith for a while in the fifth grade—puppy love—but by Junior High she was well and truly Malcolm’s. With his free hand, Malcolm embraced a little girl. Her name was Janis and she had just turned three. Her brown pigtails hung on either side of Malcolm’s right shoulder. Her face was buried there and she refused to look at the camera. Bob stood to Malcolm’s right, slightly away from the trio (he had never married, and always seemed to have a slight chip on his shoulder about, what he called, intruding on their family vacations). On this occasion, Bob’s lady-friend—Alice—had joined them. Alice wasn’t visible in the photo because she had been behind the lens at the time it was taken.

The lab was completely silent as Bob looked over the photo, trying to think of something to say that wouldn’t make matters worse.

Outside there was the faint sound of a bell tolling and somebody yelling something indiscernible beyond the boom gates.

It was Malcolm who broke the silence. ‘You know why she was crying that day?’ he asked.

Bob thought about it: ‘Something to do with a toy?’

Malcolm nodded. ‘We’d forgotten her stuffed dog back at the hotel—Booker, she called him. She hadn’t realised Booker was missing until we’d almost arrived at the beach.’ His words were growing thicker and his tongue lazy. ‘She wanted me to go back and get Booker for her. And I said, “No. Because we were running late”.’

Bob nodded: ‘I remember.’

Malcolm’s mouth worked but there was no sound, like in a silent movie. Eventually he hung his head and covered his mouth with both hands, and in that moment Malcolm’s eyes took on the look of someone wearing a balaclava. Tears now ran freely from those eyes and when Malcolm removed his hands from his mouth, long strings of saliva and snot clung to the palm of his hand.

‘I told her, No!’ Malcolm repeated, the timbre of his voice hoarse and guttural. He stood up abruptly and threw the stool across the room. They both watched as it clanged in the far corner.

The last time Malcolm had gone on a breaking spree had been when the bureaucrats had pulled their funding a couple of years back. That was when Phoenix had stepped in, offering to help them complete the project; no doubt, recognising the mind-blowing potential of their research and the effect it might have on the pockets of Phoenix’s stockholders.

Malcolm reached for a tray of empty beakers to smash against the wall; Bob moved forward and placed an arm around his neck, drawing him into his embrace.  He held him, and felt his friend’s body quiver with grief. ‘Listen to me—’

‘I told her, No!’ Malcolm spluttered. ‘Can you fucking believe it?!’

‘Mal, listen—’

‘Do you know what I’d give to be able to go back and put Booker in her arms, to wipe those tears from her eyes?—’

‘Hey! Listen to me, Mal! The Cops will get him,’ Bob assured his friend, ‘Sooner or later they’re going to get him. And when they do, you can sit in the witness-room and watch as the State squeezes every last breath from the depraved freak’s lungs. You just have to live for that day. But for now, you have people who still depend on you, Mal. What do you think Meredith is doing right now? She’s mourning just like you are.’

Live for the day.

That’s exactly what Malcolm planned to do.

The Lazarus Effect

He watched as Bob waved good-bye to Ted the security guy from the driver’s-side window of his Chrysler, and as soon as the boom gate shut, Malcolm dropped the blinds and walked back to the bureau. The wall-clock said it was quarter-past-one in the morning. He should be heading home. After all, as Bob had pointed out, Meredith needed him—Meredith who’d taken Janis to the mall; Meredith who had turned her back on Janis ‘for just a second’. It was to ask a sales clerk if the red dress on display in the front window also came in lavender. If it did, she had the perfect pair of shoes at home to go with it.

I swear, Malcolm, it was just a second … You have to believe me! Oh Christ, one minute she’s right behind me, whining about how yucky her snow-comb tasted now that she’d licked all the flavour out of it, the next she’s … just gone!

It was as though she’d vanished into thin air.

They reported Janis missing at the local PD and waited, expecting a ransom call, a note—something! But the only people who rang were well-meaning, and slightly irritating, relatives; the only letters sticking out of their letterbox were the usual bills, flyers and Wal-Mart catalogues.

Christ, Malcolm. What have I done? God, please help them find my baby!

Oh, the police had found their baby, all right. About four days later, in a suitcase at the bottom of a lake. Malcolm had been the one to identify the body, and although the creature stretched out on the metal slab in front of him had barely resembled the corpse of a child, let alone Janis, he had known instantly that it was his little girl. It was the shoes that gave it away. They were the Dora the Explorer shoes he and Meredith had given her on her third birthday.

Malcolm refused to read the police and autopsy reports, although he had access to both. He didn’t need to. The findings were written all over the poor soul’s tiny remains. Each time Malcolm tried to imagine what it must have been like for Janis in the last seconds of her life, his brain boggled with grief and fury.

Don’t hate me, Malcolm. I can see it in your eyes. Please don’t hate me!

He tried to assure Meredith that he did not hate her. That it could have happened to anyone. But did he really believe that? Probably not. Could he make himself believe that? He thought, with time, he might.

It had entered his mind to use the serum. Of course, it had. How could it not? But she was too far gone. They’d only ever successfully used it in cases where the cadaver had been less than twelve hours old and decomposition had not yet set in. Even then, the serum restored life for a few seconds only. That was the problem: no matter how much they tried, they couldn’t seem to break the thirty seconds barrier. The medical journal’s dubbed it ‘The Lazarus effect’.

Removing a key from his pocket, he used it to unlock the top drawer of the bureau. He put his hand inside and removed a small compact-disk. It contained all the data necessary to produce the serum. And it was the only copy. For security reasons, he and Bob were the only people on staff who possessed the knowledge required to manufacture the serum. Because the last thing anyone at Phoenix needed was for the formula to fall into the hands of a competitor, or—perish the thought!—for it to end up plastered all over do-it-yourself internet websites.   Malcolm and Bob had co-authored articles in Scientific American and several medical journals on The Lazarus Effect, but these did no more than describe the phenomenon; they gave no account of the serum’s chemical composition or physical properties.

If only the scientific community knew that the secret to immortality—even if only fleeting—lay hidden in something as un-miraculous as the glands of a rare species of Amazonian tree-frog, Malcolm mused, then reached into the drawer for a second object. This one was larger than the first; it was wrapped in a black cloth. He tucked the object together with the disk into his coat pocket and locked the bureau.

He flicked the light switch off on his way out of the lab.

He should be heading home.

After all, Meredith needed him.

Meredith who’d taken Janis to the mall.

The End of all Things

As he approached his Ford Explorer the first thing he noticed was the new paint job. Someone had sprayed the words Dr. Frankenstein across the front driver’s-side door and quarter panels in bright red paint. The graffiti was visible even in the dim light of the parking lot.

‘So much for security,’ Malcolm mumbled under his breath.

When he got to the boom gate, Ted shuffled around the Explorer and shook his head. ‘I don’t know what to say, Dr. Mansfield. I’ve been here since noon. Only Phoenix Laboratory personnel have come through these gates on my watch.’

‘It’s okay, Ted. Shit happens, I guess. I’ll just run it through my insurer.’ They weren’t going to be too happy, though: this would be his third claim in six weeks.

‘I’m really sorry ’bout this, Doc. Soon as I finish my shift, I’ll go down to the control-room and take a look at the CCTV footage, see if that’ll tell us anything.’ Ted shrugged, ‘But if it’s anything like the last time…’

‘I understand,’ Malcolm said. ‘Appreciate it.’

Ted smiled and nodded as Malcolm raised the Explorer’s power window.

He’d almost driven the rest of the way down the long, gravelly driveway connecting Phoenix Laboratories to the main road, when the Explorer’s headlights glared off something dark and motionless in the middle of the path. Malcolm brought the Explorer to a standstill and frowned.

What the hell was it?

He sounded the horn, hoping that if it were some kind of animal the blast might scare it away. But the thing didn’t budge. And the noise did little to help his hangover.

Malcolm drove a little closer then eased his foot down on the brake pedal. That was when the thing in the middle of the road suddenly came scampering toward him; it seemed to be flapping something that could have passed for an arm. No sooner did Malcolm hear the sound of a bell tolling, than the thing threw itself at his windshield. It was a man. His eyes were the colour of egg-yoke and he wore a dirty overcoat, which was torn in at least a dozen places.   His windshield filled with dreadlocks as the man’s face and hands pressed against the glass, the interloper’s skin onyx-black, the palms of his hands a sickly pink. And in one of them he gripped what looked like a brass bell.

‘The great day is at hand!’ the man howled. ‘The Lord is coming! From now on, let those who have wives live as though they had none!’

‘Get of my car, creep!’ Malcolm gave another burst of the horn, and winced at the ear-splitting sound.

‘The end of all things is at hand! It is the last hour, and the Antichrist has shown himself!’ The man brought his knees onto the hood, raised his arm—the one with the bell in it—and brought it down hard on the glass. Instantly, a white crater formed in the middle of the windshield. ‘The Lord has sent His angel to show His servant what must soon take place!’

The religious nut lifted the bell a second time and was about to bring it down onto the fractured glass again when Malcolm threw the shift into first and brought his foot down on the gas. The sudden lurch caused the man to sprawl against the hood, losing his hold on the bell; it rolled off the side of the car and disappeared under one of the Explorer’s huge rear tires. Just as the man was beginning to regain some of his balance, Malcolm braked hard and dropped the Explorer into reverse. The inertia sent the preacher toppling over the grill and onto the gravel.

‘I told you to get off my car,’ Malcolm gritted through clenched teeth. He thought about getting out to make sure the guy was okay, but decided against it. That dude was a ferret or two short of a business; if he was still around when Ted finished his shift, he could continue his sermon from the back of Ted’s wagon.

The Explorer cut a hasty path through the long grass on the edge of the driveway, making sure to give the raggedy heap in the middle of the road a wide girth, and screeched onto the blacktop.

Vandalism and vigilante nut-jobs were becoming an everyday event. It seemed like anyone who had an opinion or moral judgement about the goings-on at Phoenix wanted Malcolm to know about it. Couldn’t they just go back to worrying about stem-cell research?

Although, he had to admit, the whole fucking bringing-people-back-from-the-dead thing was damn freaky, even to a man of science like himself. He still couldn’t get used to the idea. The first time he and Bob had successfully used the serum on a real person—as opposed to lab rats and mice—Malcolm had literally shit his pants; we’re not talking just a smidgeon, either.

The mere thought of it was giving him goose bumps.

Malcolm turned on the radio; the sound of Bon Jovi’s ‘These Days’ suddenly filled his head with throbbing, and he quickly tuned in to the Light ‘N’ Easy station, where Tony Bennett was singing ‘Because of You’ in a soft but jumpy tempo.

The subject had been identified only as L-23. He’d left his body to science and, in turn, Boston University had donated it to the cause. But before making a gift of himself to undergraduate medicine, L-23 had been Roger Phegan, a sixty-four-year-old banker from Charlestown. When he’d passed away in a multi-car collision only hours before the experiment, he’d left behind a grieving wife, three sons—one of them also a banker—and eight grandchildren. Malcolm had administered the serum by sticking the hypodermic needle into the grey flesh of L-23’s neck; for the next two minutes Bob examined the cadaver for vital signs.

‘Anything?’ Malcolm had asked, hopefully.

Bob shook his head. ‘Nope. Still dead as a door nail.’

It was a damn shame. He had really thought this formula would be the one, and he couldn’t understand why it hadn’t worked: they’d managed to get a whole three seconds out of the lab rat with only a fraction of the dose.  ‘Well, I need to take a leak,’ Malcolm said. He’d been holding it in ever since they’d unzipped the body bag. ‘Back in a tick. The .38’s in the drawer.’

Bob laughed. ‘What’s that going to do? He’s already dead, Mal. The idea is to bring them back, not blow what little there’s left of their brains out.’

When he was coming back from the men’s-room, Malcolm thought he could hear people talking in the lab, and his heart began to race. He sprinted the rest of the way down the corridor—almost tripping over himself twice—and burst into the lab to find the subject sitting up on the metal slab it had been laying on only minutes earlier. L-23 was completely naked and in pretty good shape for a motor-accident fatality, except for the left eye socket, which was filled with blood from where the turn-signal lever had impaled him when his head had smashed into the steering column.

But he was very much alive.

Jesus wept, he was alive!

The irony was that at that very moment Malcolm did feel a little like Dr. Frankenstein. It’s alive! It’s alive!

L-23 was starring at Bob, looking dazed and confused, and somehow managing to blink that blood-filled eye even though there was no apparent eye-lid left to blink with. The two were conversing:  ‘Soon I can go back to sleep?’ L-23 asked. The words came muffled through lips that were livid and swollen.

It was then that Malcolm lost control of his bowel.

‘Sure, in a little while,’ Bob said, as though he were talking to a patient who’d come in for a routine check-up. Bob held two fingers to L-23’s wrist while keeping his eyes fixed firmly on his watch.

Just as Bob said these words, L-23’s chin tilted forward and his one good eye rolled back in his head. Bob lowered the lifeless body back on the metal slab and turned to face Malcolm. For the first time Malcolm noticed the beads of sweat on Bob’s brow; he looked like he’d aged at least ten years.

‘How long?’ Malcolm asked.

‘Twenty-six seconds.’

They tried again, of course. In fact they tried countless times with many different corpses over the next few months, increasing the dose with each experiment, but the limit seemed to be thirty seconds. And it never worked more than once on the same subject.

As the Explorer rounded a bend, a wide lake formed where there had been only swamp-grass and paddocks moments earlier; it followed the contours of the road. The moon was a shimmering dime just below its surface.

To be completely honest about the whole thing, not all of their research had been strictly in the name of science.

On one occasion, the subject had been a young man who’d committed suicide by drug overdose following a fierce argument with his mother. The mother had begged them to revive her son, even if only for a few seconds, so she could tell him how much she loved him. ‘I just refuse to let it end this way,’ she told them. ‘And if you have even an ounce of decency in your bodies, you’ll help me.’ So, against their better judgement, they had. Things did not go to plan. This time there was no congenial tête-à-tête like the one Bob had had with L-23. This time, the subject screamed and writhed for the whole thirty seconds as if he were lying on a bed of hot ash instead of a cold metal slab. It took the strength of four lab technicians to hold him down. And each time his mother tried to go near him, he growled and made strange gurgling sounds deep in his throat.

The experiments continued until Phoenix had satisfied itself that, at least for the time being, the research could not be taken any further. And during that time, to be sure, Malcolm had asked many subjects the big question: what had they experienced on the other side? After all, didn’t every question really lead to that one big one? One subject had mumbled something about being surrounded by an empty green field. A few had rambled on about tunnels and bright lights. Yet others shrieked and thrashed about like lunatics the whole time. But most were just confused and incoherent. These were hardly what you would call conclusive answers, but they were enough to keep people from losing complete hope.

A grey hare darted out into the middle of the road and froze in the high-beams. Malcolm’s foot went instinctively to the break pedal, but then he remembered what had happened the last time he braked for something in the middle of the road, and he moved his foot back to the gas. The hare bolted the rest of the way across and disappeared into the scrub.

Ahead, a large, green traffic sign announced that Tranquillity Hill was only twenty miles up the road.

He flicked a glance at the digital clock in the dash. The digits glared back at him like the red eyes of some unnameable monster.  2:43 a.m.

Dawn was just a few hours away.

The final hour was drawing near.

He was but a humble servant.

And he had to prepare himself for what must soon take place.

Tranquillity Hill

Why did cemetery names always sound like old-folks homes? He’d always wondered about that, although the answer seemed pretty fucking obvious: it was because they were a kind of retirement home. But while you might be privileged enough to avoid spending your final days strapped to a chair in a sterile room with linoleum-lined floors—where lunch is served in a cup and the nursing staff strictly enforces the daily-diaper limit of two per resident—there was no dodging the boneyard. At least until someone perfected the formula.

And that wasn’t going to happen.

Not if he could help it.

The serum was an abomination, a modern-day Tower of Babel, built not by slaves but by men in white coats; it was man’s attempt to reach God—or whatever passed for God these days. Worse: it was man’s attempt to become God!

He could see that now.

Tranquillity Hill Cemetery certainly lived up to its name. Malcolm had thought that trudging through a graveyard in the middle of the night would creep him out. But it was, in fact, rather pleasant. A rich perfume clung to the air from the many floral arrangements that decorated the graves. Flames played delicately inside candle-boxes. It was different when one of your own was buried there. The way he saw it, it was like you’d come to visit at the home of a friend or loved one. Though, many might have regarded his intrusion as disrupting the sleep of the dearly—and sometimes unsettled—departed.

Malcolm poked his flashlight in the direction of a grave-marker, which lay at the end of a long row of monuments. As he walked toward it, he thought he could make out the silhouette of a little girl sitting on the grave with her knees tucked under her chin, and he broke out into a cold sweat. Were his eyes playing tricks on him? They were. When he was only a few feet away from the grave, he could see that the hunched figure was in fact a wreath; it was still fresh, although the leaves were a little dry at the edges. The plot, apart from a small patch of heaped earth, the flowers, and a white, wooden cross, was otherwise indistinct in the thick darkness.

Malcolm shone the light on the grave-marker, illuminating the words Janis Mansfield, Aged 3.

He lowered the long baseball bag slung over his shoulder to the ground, and it clanged as it touched the cement walkway. He unzipped it and removed a pick and a shovel.

As it turned out, he had no need for the pick. The dirt was course and it shifted easily. The moon looked on curiously overhead as he dug and dug and dug. It was almost half-past-three by the time the shovel hit wood. He scraped dirt and dust off the top of the coffin and was amazed at how polished it still looked. Wedging his feet on either side of the small casket, he reached down to undo the latches, and then hesitated.

What in God’s name are you doing? a voice in his head demanded. He thought it sounded like Meredith.

Then another voice—this time it was his—whispered, Keep God out of this, bitch! He has nothing to do with it. It was difficult to even comprehend a God that would allow something like this to happen to an innocent child. And yet, something like this happened to thousands—if not hundreds of thousands—of children around the planet each day.

This is wrong, Malcolm! the Meredith voice protested.

‘So is having to bury your child!’ Malcolm shot back, not realising that he’d spoken the words out loud until he heard them tumble from his parched lips. Maybe you should have thought about that before you turned your back on our little girl!

Just the same, he undid the latches on the coffin, but faltered when it came to pulling back the lid.  He reached into his back pocket and removed a small flask. He opened it—but not before dropping the cap and having to fumble for it in the dust—and put it to his mouth. Johnnie hit the back of his throat with a comforting vengeance. Then turning his attention to the task at hand, he sucked in two quick breaths, and lifted the lid about five inches.

The head of a dog suddenly flopped out of the casket, one button eye staring dopily up at the canopy of stars.

It was Booker.

They’d buried him with her.

Then he noticed the little fingers clinging limply to the toy’s neck. They were sage-green and mottled, the fingernails pasty and long.

Malcolm’s resolve melted when he saw those tiny fingers. Tears warmed his cheeks. Every ounce of him wanted to open the lid the rest of the way and cradle Janis in his arms, but already a putrid stench—the same ugly reek that road kill gives off when it’s left to bake on the side of the road in the middle of summer—was seeping from the coffin, and he was starting to gag.

Still your nerves, he told himself. The hour is near. It occurred to him, and not for the first time that evening, that he was starting to sound a lot like the religious nut who’d done a number on his windshield back at Phoenix.

Reaching into one of the zippered pockets on the baseball bag, he drew out a small, amber vial. He also removed a hypodermic needle, still wrapped in plastic. He primed the needle and stuck it into what he hoped was Janis’s wrist. It met with almost no resistance.

Malcolm stroked the little hand gently with the back of his own. He was reminded of a python he’d once petted at a wildlife park. The skin on Janis’s hand had that same texture: it felt papery thin; the flesh beneath it was like dough.  He tucked the little hand back inside the coffin, making sure that Booker remained firmly in Janis’s grasp.

He closed the lid and sat on it.

He looked impatiently at his watch. Six minutes had gone by and…nothing.

A few minutes later he looked at it again. Still nothing.

Malcolm climbed up out of the grave, dusted his pants and picked up the shovel. He tossed a spade-full of dirt onto the lid.

She was too far gone.

The night was warm and eerily still, as if the crickets and owls were holding their breath.

He tossed another. Sweat droplets speckled the gravelly soil at his feet.

There was no way—

He froze. Did he hear a moan?

Suddenly there was a loud thump and the coffin shook.

He turned, dropped the shovel, and dived back onto the lid. ‘Jan? Is that you?’

There was another loud thump, followed by a yowl and a series of animal-like noises.

‘Honey, it’s your Daddy—’ The stench was getting right up his nose and he draped his left sleeve across his face to stop from gagging. The coffin shook violently and the lid bounced under his weight.

Then it spoke.

But whatever was in there did not speak a word of English.

Malcolm looked at his watch. Sixteen seconds had already gone by. ‘Tell Daddy who did this to you, Jan.’

‘Thaaathy?’ the thing inside the box moaned.

Fresh tears stung his eyes. ‘Who…who hurt you…hon? Daddy needs to know?’ The words seemed to pop in his mouth.

He stole another glance at his watch: twenty-two seconds.

Then the thing spoke for the last time.

It uttered two breathless, but unmistakable, words. That was all he needed.

When the coffin did not bounce again, he reached into his coat-pocket and pulled out the compact-disk. He threw it into the casket and latched it up. With any luck, bull-dozers and tree-loggers would drive the tree-frog into extinction before anyone else could re-discover the special ingredient.

All that mattered now was that Malcolm had his answer.

Head of State

The name printed on the letter box was Robert O’Keefe.

A sensor-light greeted Malcolm as he pulled up behind the Chrysler. He stepped out of the Explorer and made his way to the front door.

He rang the door-bell.

It seemed like a long time before he heard the key turn on the opposite side of the door. ‘Gees, Mal! Do you know what time this is?’ Bob said. He was dressed only in pyjama bottoms and he was squinting at the light.

‘Were you sleeping?’ Mal asked. His hair hung in wet ringlets over his brow; there were patches of sweat under each armpit.

Bob shook his head. ‘No, I was baking muffins. Of course I was sleeping. It’s almost five o’clock.’ Then Bob took a step back. ‘You okay?’

‘Yeah,’ Malcolm lied. In the hills behind him, a sliver of champagne was already creeping across the horizon.

‘Well you sure don’t look it.’ Bob said. ‘Come in. I’ll put a pot of coffee on the stove. You’d better tell me what the hell’s going on.’

‘Then you better make it something stronger.’

When the two were seated on the living-room recliners, Bob handed Malcolm a watered-down scotch. He examined the dirt smeared across Malcolm’s face and frowned. ‘Man, you need to see a professional. What the hell have you been doing?’

Malcolm drank from the glass, gripping it firmly to hide the tremor in his hands. He put the glass down on the coffee table and kept his eyes level with his feet. When he finally looked up, he said. ‘It’s got to stop.’

‘What does?’

‘This whole thing,’ he said. ‘It’s criminal and it’s wrong.’

‘You talking about the serum?’

Malcolm nodded. ‘I’ve already gotten rid of the disk.’

‘Have you gone completely mad?!’ Bob said, rising from his chair.

Malcolm laughed. It was almost a giggle. ‘Probably a little,’ he admitted.

‘They’ll just reverse-engineer the stuff from the vials back at the lab.’

‘All down the sink,’ Malcolm said, shaking his head. ‘It ends with us.’

Bob made for the phone. Malcolm stood up and pushed him back into the recliner with a strength that surprised even him; then he reached into his coat pocket and removed an object wrapped in black fabric.

‘What are you doing?’ Bob asked, suspiciously.

‘I paid a visit to the cemetery a little while ago.’ Malcolm let the cloth fall to the carpet, exposing the .38. ‘Had a short chat with Jan—’

‘What are you on about—?’

‘—a very short chat,’ Malcolm said, as he reached into his trouser-pocket and pulled out three gleaming bullets. ‘About thirty seconds, actually.’

Bob’s jaw fell open as the penny dropped. ‘You’re insane!’

He slid a single shell into the revolver and closed the chamber. ‘I thought we’d already established that.’

‘Look,’ Bob said. ‘I…I just.’ His Adam’s-apple bobbed up and down in his throat and the blood visibly drained from his face.’

‘I know you did it, Unky Bob!’ Malcolm levelled the .38 at Bob’s head, but his hand was pulsing with raw emotion and he was having considerable trouble keeping it steady. ‘She loved you like a second father, you sick prick! She trusted you!’

‘I didn’t plan it, Mal. I…I just—something came over me…something I couldn’t control. Bringing people back to life was like a drug, you know? And…’ Bob averted his gaze. ‘And I guess I just wanted to know what it felt like to take someone’s life. I know it sounds crazy, but once the idea was there…’

‘And so you chose my child, you bastard!’ Spit flew from Malcolm’s mouth as he said this.

‘Well, you stole Meredith from me!’ Bob blurted.

‘Meredith?’ Malcolm repeated, in utter disbelief. Bob was clutching at straws. ‘That was twenty-five years ago. And I didn’t steal her. You guys were long over.’ Bob looked away, his Adam’s-apple continuing its frantic dance.  A strange dullness in Bob’s eyes betrayed him, and Malcolm knew instantly that there was something Bob was holding back. Malcolm’s eyes narrowed: ‘This wasn’t just some psychopathic delusion you were living out…Janis walked in on the two of you, didn’t she?’

There was that flat, dull look again. ‘Meredith had nothing to do with it. She didn’t know—’

The butt of the .38 struck Bob on the left temple with a nauseating thud.

Bob spluttered; his eyes blazed momentarily, before the darkness returned to douse the flames:  ‘That should have been my family—that was my life you were living! The way I see it, I only took what was rightfully mine.’

The barrel moved closer to Bob’s brow, forcing his head back against the recliner and Bob’s nostril’s flared from the smell of gun oil. ‘It’s okay, Unky Bob, I promise to show you more mercy than you showed Janis.’

‘Who made you God?’ Bob shrieked, squinting as the muzzle bit deeper into his skin.

‘No-one,’ Malcolm said. ‘But I’ve just promoted myself to Head of State.’ The .38 barked once and the wall behind the recliner filled with blood-splatter.

Chest heaving, Malcolm looked down at the remaining two shells clenched tightly in the palm of his hand. He intended to use one of them on himself, of that he had no doubt.

As for the other? Well … he should be heading home now.

After all, Meredith needed him.

Meredith who’d taken Janis to the mall.

Pipe Dreamer

April 23, 2010 by Publisher · Leave a Comment 

Damn fool. He’d had exactly the same choices as me but had opted for the weapons cache in Brilliant Blax. The wrong option, in my opinion, and it didn’t seem to be doing him any favors either- the Silverbacks were swarming, bullets were flying and holes punched through the cargo hull with tiny pfft! sounds.

Angelique and I crouched behind her store front, helmets in hand in case things went really bad. I returned the frown set in her middle-aged face with a glare. Only minutes before I’d been swimming.

Swimming. With Celeste in the sea at night. Warm, tropical water, waves crashing across the beach where our hut was. And we’d been naked, suitless, bootless- exposed to the night and the all-too-familiar spectacle of stars. She’d been laughing, the sound muted in the water as I swam after her in the shallows. Then my back had arched in a spasm of pain and there was a stark room with white, halogen light. I was sitting up. And dry.

“Run,” Angelique had ordered, shoving helmet and gloves into my lap. Her leg creaked as she walked around in front of me. “Styggies just docked at Halo Cargo. Time for you to make a living.”

“You’ll never get me alive, gorillas!” the damn fool screamed, shaking me out of the reverie. He fired blindly down the walkway and I watched SealFoam spots bloom along the hull like high-speed fungi, stopping up the bullet holes even as they appeared.

“Is this genius one of yours?” I asked Angelique.

“If he was I wouldn’t tell you,” she said, still frowning. CLF, so secretive.

“I can still taste sea salt on my lips.”

“That’s not salt,” she scowled. “You bit your tongue when I pulled the spike.”

I should have run, that was my job after all, but when I saw the Silverbacks already coming out the tubes I stopped. My remaining options had paraded past- escape routes, the lock under the floor, Blax’s weapons cache- and I’d rejected them all. I even considered them again, slowly and consciously, before admitting there was nothing.

But then this damn fool, who obviously hadn’t seen things the same way, started shooting. The only thing I could do then was take cover. “You’ll never get me alive!” he screamed again.

But of course they did. With a well-timed concussion grenade the cargo fell into a reverberating silence. For a moment the only sound was the whine of the aircyclers, sucking up the smoke laden air. Then slowly, here and there, people started to pick themselves up. The Silverbacks made a show of storming Blax’s and hauling the unconscious, bloodied fool down the walkway, back to the Prometheus for questioning. I picked up one of the tables that fronted Angelique’s, newly decorated with a neat sequence of bullet holes punched through the cheap metal. A set of jagged crowns across the top.

“Make it Starshine, then,” I said to Angelique.

“Starshh… what? You spacesoaked little… you’re not going to slip out?”

“I’m going to sit right here,” I thumped the table, “and I’ll have a whisky please.” I half-turned my head to her while keeping an eye on the nearest Silverback. “You said yourself if we’re down there’s no way they can trace the signal. They probably think they just caught the courier, hmm? Let’s not give them any reason to change their minds.”

So there I was, whisky in hand, studying the Silverbacks with their hulking gear and sullen faces, when one of them broke from the troop and came for me. I recognized him immediately: those grey spikes of hair and pale, piercing eyes could be seen in any newsfeed. He moved with the impatience of command, helmet under an arm and chin tucked inside the rim of his neckguard.

“Morning, boss,” I said, raising my drink.

Risgar Harris, Commander of the UNSF Prometheus and governor of the Cobs, sized me up. It’d been two weeks since the airlock had popped on me and I still had bloodshots and broken veins in my cheeks. It wasn’t just the red eye, though. One glance at the morning whisky in my hand and it was obvious what classification the Commander placed me under: non-threat.

“Ma’am,” Harris nodded to Angelique as he grabbed a chair. “I’ll have a coffee.”

Who the hell says ma’am? I thought to myself. Out loud I asked, “You be da naya thulo manche, nyet?”

“Say that again in English, boy. I don’t speak Cobcrab.”

“So you’re the new boss from UNSF?”

Harris sighed, clearly wondering if it was worth it to stay for his coffee. Suddenly he held up a hand and put a finger to his earpiece, listening intently. I have to say, when you see him in person Risgar Harris gains about ten pounds of extra authority. I didn’t make a peep the whole time his hand was in the air. “Yeah,” he said, “yeah. All right, wait for Tillman then check it out.” He broke the connection and added to himself, “better chance of finding a pixie with her pants down.”

The last comment surprised me. “You don’t think you’re gonna find it, then?”

Angelique gasped and the coffee in her hand let out the tiniest little thud as it dropped onto the table. Harris’ reaction was more pronounced: his grey eyes fastened on me and began to dissect. I do this sometimes, move my mouth and make sounds before I’m ready to speak. In spite of my own shock I met his gaze as flatly as I could, drank my whisky.

“Find what, boy? What exactly is this conversation about?” When he saw I wasn’t going to talk, he raised a gloved finger. “Check him.”

The Silverbacks moved in, bent me over and ran their thingers over me: energy tracers, EM scans, that kind of thing. More for intimidation than anything else. Since the pipeline wasn’t broadcasting anymore it was just inert hardware. They wouldn’t find it. It could’ve been anything, anywhere.

It just happened to be disguised as the thermal reg of my smartsuit.

When they brought out a snuffler, though, I got a little prickly. Any scents that nozzle pulled off of me would be cross-referenced against signatures of known insurgents –pretty much anyone Angelique knew. It could also pick up exotic chemical compounds; I don’t know what specifically but things that would’ve been used when they made the pipeline.

Snufflers are nasty but they can be beaten. They say the aircyclers in the Cobs have insurgents’ privies strung across them: it puts their scent everywhere, confuses the noses. As for the pipeline, if Angelique was to be trusted I had no worries because it’d been built out where it’s hard for scents to stick. I guess having a vacuum in your backyard has the occasional benefit.

They dropped me back into my chair. “He’s clean.”

Harris grunted. “What’s that I see on the back of your neck, boy? Is that a jack I see?”

“Yup,” I wiggled my empty glass out where Angelique would see it. “Prison issue. Low grade but it can catch a signal,” I reached around and felt the edge of the protrusion. “That’s what you get these days for a nickel behind bars.”

“Uh-huh,” Harris took a sip of his coffee. We sat there staring at each other, his aquiline glare burning into my bloodshot orbs.

I blinked first. “It’s not a big secret what you’re looking for, boss. It’s one of those cases where shooting the messenger would be pretty effective, don’t you think?”

Not a word, he just kept staring. Harris was going to burn a confession out of me with just his eyes.

“Don’t think I’m interested in the Quiet Revolution, or the CLF, or anything like that.” Angelique brought out a refill and hovered, waiting to see if I was actually going to talk my way out. “What I do care about, though, is if you find that pipeline. My wife’s back on Earth… it’s a long story but I haven’t seen her for something like three years. And when that line is hot I can talk to her, touch her, make love to her without so much as a hiccup in the connection. Otherwise it’s what- half an hour, an hour to send and receive?” I shook my head. “Text is nice and all, but it doesn’t beat the full jack.”

Harris grunted again, then cocked his head and listened as another message came through on his earpiece. He muttered a response then finished off his coffee and stood up. “Looks like we’re done here. For official reasons, boy, I can’t tell you what we’re looking for. But if I were you, I’d get as much hot time as I could for the next week because after that…” He shrugged.

“Why? What happens in a week?”

Harris snorted, turned, and as quickly as they’d arrived, the Silverbacks withdrew and disappeared out the tubes. I was still puzzling over his parting comment when Angelique sat down beside me. She rolled up her pant leg, unstrapped her prosthetic and unceremoniously dumped it on the table. “Damn thing always gets sore when I’m stressed,” she groaned, massaging the lump where her knee used to be.

She may be CLF but Angelique lost her leg the rockchopper way: out placing mining charges, bad signal, that kinda thing. Lucky for her she’d been wearing decent gear, an Ecocon smartsuit, and the cross-seams had zipped shut before too much had been sucked out into space. The plastic leg gives her away because it creaks, but a cybernetic would’ve meant a trip to Earth and I don’t think she’s welcome there.

“Tell me, Jozef,” she asked, still kneading her stump. “Is it your social graces and conversation that we’re paying you an obscene amount of money for? Because I could’ve sworn there was something in your resume about you being an army man of sorts.”

“It’s your job to make sure I’ve got a head start. If you can’t provide the cover, I can’t be your courier.” I reached down to unclip the pipeline.

“Hold on,” she put her hand out, reaching over the leg that was still draped across the table. “They caught us by surprise. Won’t happen again.”

“Right. What’s going to happen in a week?”

Angelique swung around, grabbed her prosthetic and began strapping it back into place. “The news isn’t going to break for another few hours but the delegation managed to get a vote tabled. It’s the big show, the General Assembly. Between now and then there’s going to be some serious chatter, lots of deal making.” She nodded at the pipeline. “If we want to free the Cobs that thing needs to be running as much as possible.”

“Triple the fee.”

“Double, that’s it. And you better run the next time they show up.”

*

The first time I’d ever seen the Cobs I’d been the fourth in a three person crew: technically part of the cargo. Illegal cargo. It’d been cramped but everyone was happy to have me there- better than in a ditch with a bullet your head, they kept telling me. Mukube had finally decided I was dangerous even from behind bars, and with the UN’s new extradition laws the Cobs were the only safe place I could run to.

My first impression was how fragile, ephemeral, the whole thing appeared to be. As if at any second gravity was going to come back on and it would all collapse. Docking lines hung as light as clouds, branched off in directions that my flat human mind, unaccustomed to true three dimensions, struggled to grasp. Curious tugs, rock rigs and power freighters crept out of the darkness and ended up stuck to its strands like electric flies. It was an immense, iridescent cobweb glistening with drops of fire.

I saw Ceres for the first time as well. And The Mound- that inexorably growing sphere of mining slag- plus a scattering of bright M- and S-types but that was about it for asteroids.

Then the crew showed me how to use Al-Aqsa to find Earth. There’s been articles written about Al-Aqsa Mosque and how it stays aligned with Mecca; it factors in everything from relativistic effects to interstellar drift. I remember following where it pointed and seeing Earth from four hundred million kilometers away. A speck. Everything I’d known, the one person I’d ever loved, reduced to a distant pinpoint.

But now I had the pipeline. The intricacies of qubits and quantum entanglement were beyond me. All I needed to know was that to be with her, I had to just turn it on and slip in a nerve spike. The back of Angelique’s Cyber was a broadcast node but the CLF had also geared my ship to be one as well. It was cheeky to fire up again so soon after a raid, but I told myself I was doing it because the CLF and their delegates needed me. Truth was I just wanted to see Celeste again.

*

The sun was just coming up over the beach. A lazy, pink line across the horizon. I left footprints in the sand. Bare feet. I don’t know how long it’d been since I’d gone barefoot in real life. It was hard to believe I was getting paid money to do this, to be with Celeste.  A pessimist would say I was getting paid to die running in a trap in space, but I’m more of a glass-half-full kinda guy.

The delegates, wherever they were hiding and whoever they were, had probably already twigged that the pipeline was back. So while I was climbing into a hut on a beach sim taken from the South Pacific, they were popping into dinner parties dressed in suits and evening gowns. Each one of them armed with a dozen faultless arguments for why the Asteroid Settlements should be voted into their own self-governing colonies.

Celeste was in bed. Her avvy glowed with a gentle blue, a sign she was elsewhere. When I touched her she stirred. “Hey,” she said with a sleepy smile. “I just logged in at work. Com’ere.”

“You’re at work already? The sun’s only just coming up.”

“Baby, the sun’s been up for a while where I am. I thought this place was set to your time zone.”

“I don’t think the Cob has a time zone.”

I was halfway through taking off my shorts when I just stopped and… smiled. She was beautiful, propped up on an elbow eyeing me with that look of hers. That look. Celeste’s face has always been just a touch asymmetrical- it gives her a permanent wry look, an arched eyebrow and a cocked smile, that’s always seemed to bore right into me. I’ve never been able to lie to her, not once, because of that look.

She cupped my face in her hands and kissed me. “So what happened back there during our swim?”

“Ah, hardware troubles…” I tried to brush it off but couldn’t. It was the look again. Separation starts when you stop telling the truth. We were still together, in spite of the soul-crushing distance, because I just couldn’t lie to her. But I didn’t have to tell her how dangerous everything was right that instant.

There were more interesting issues to deal with first.

*

“The feds hit again in the night,” Angelique announced with a frown. “We can’t pipe from here. At least not for the next little while. You’ll have to run the pipeline from your ship.”

“Already on it,” I told her.

“Good.” She picked up my empty glass and examined it. “That was a nice story you told Harris the other day. About your wife. Any of it true?”

“I’m sure you already know all about it. Celeste is the reason I’m here.”

“What I heard is you’re here because you disobeyed a dictator’s orders. Turned you into a hero of sorts. Your wife the dictator?”

“Only when it comes to the toilet seat.”

Her frown never even twitched. Some people have no sense of humor.

“They weren’t just any old orders,” I said. “It was during the Spring Uprising. Things were coming to a head and there was a major protest planned- students, doctors, everyone. I was the man behind the barricades, captain of the security forces. Mukube though…” I shook my head, “He had the whole thing sorted. He’d salted the crowd with his own people and they were going to fire on us- blanks of course. We were going to return fire, the non-blank kind, making sure we picked off the chief agitators. It would’ve been self-defense and without any leadership the entire movement would’ve fizzled.

“But just before the time came I picked up my megaphone and outlined the entire scheme.” I shrugged. “My second-in-command- the best man at my wedding, actually- arrested me that evening.”

“Why’d you do it?”

“I… I can’t lie to my wife,” I said lamely. How could I explain that I’d done it all because of a look? That if I’d killed innocent people Celeste would’ve seen it right away, a grotesque stain of my soul?

“Great. We’ve hired a lovesick marine that can’t follow orders. No wonder you don’t run when we tell you to.” Angelique put my glass down on the table, upside down. “Speaking of which, Harris was asking about you last night. He wanted to know where that ‘space-shaken drunkard’ was.”

“Drunkard, hey?” I thought about this. “I wonder if I’m going to have to run at all. I mean, being the sad drunk under his nose is a pretty good cover.”

Angelique stared, then gave a harsh bark of laughter. “You’ve just confirmed the CLF analysis team’s concerns that you may be suicidal.” Her leg gave a hollow, plastic sound when she slapped it. “You’re the laziest, drunkest, slowest courier we’ve ever had and if you live to see next Saturday, you might end up the richest. But trust me, you’re going to have to run.”

*

We tried mixing it up, piping from Angelique’s and from my ship. Harris and his bristling Silverbacks swept in twice at the Cyber. Both times he’d order his coffee and more or less ignore me. I was a natural at playing a drunkard. But then with three days to go I woke up in my ship and two signals were waiting for me on the other side of the airlock. The cameras had been hacked but they hadn’t thought of motion detectors. Old tech. I flipped down from the cosyhole and examined the airlock console: they hadn’t started messing with it. Which meant a torch was coming.

I could either pop out, abandon the gear, or try and slip the lock. The problem with a slip was that any airlock, even out in the Cobs, is close to uncrackable for the plain reason that no one likes to walk into space when they’re not ready for it. And even then, if I went through the proper sequences the Silverbacks on the other side would know and call in the Styggies.

I own a Snubnose Chomper. They’re ugly little rocket rides but incredibly easy to modify. With a few keystrokes, a muted clang and a pop, the outer lock came free, still clamped tight against the docking door. I maneuvered out on compression jets- no need to power up since I wasn’t going far.

UNSF procedures were standard. When the Silverbacks torched through they’d be suited up with the tube sealed. It’d be a nasty surprise when they found themselves kicked into a vacuum but no one was going to get hurt.

A few minutes later I was docked and down on a completely different tube. First thing I did was take the bounce down to Angelique’s. The feds were close, they were hungry, but they still had no idea who the courier was.

*

“So you do these spot raids looking for your pipeline but your culprit gets away every time,” I said, casually tracing the hex weave of my smartsuit. “Why don’t you just seal off the area? Search everyone?”

Harris sneered, “This place may be airtight but it’s got more holes in it than Swiss cheese. We post guards at the entry points but khatam- you sound like one of those chairboys back on Earth.” He seemed more irritable than usual. I wondered if it had to do with my morning escapades. “Containing a place like this is impossible; you think manning the airlocks would seal it off? It’s not like putting roadblocks on the highway, boy. Our man can squeak out of here in any direction in 3D: sliplocks, poplocks, hideyholes and a hundred blacktubes that no one knows about except the smugglers that use em.” He slurped his coffee angrily. “They give me an impossible assignment… for what? Just to prevent another useless hopetaucracy.”

“A what?”

“Hopetaucracy, boy, ain’t you payin attention? All the nations of the world are hopetaucracies these days. We go from one shitaucracy to the next but with every change people think things’ll get better. The change isn’t actually doing anything but so what? The grass is always, always, greener.”

“No offense to you, Commander,” Angelique interrupted suddenly, “but when the delegation comes through and we’re free to make our own decisions, things’ll get better.”

“The waitress?” Harris looked up with a merciless grin. He pointed, looking at me as if he was presenting Exhibit A. “You see? Hopetaucracies will never go out of style. There will always be people who believe in them. Ma’am, “he started, “everything you know about these CLF delegates is what they want you to see. It’s all avvys and internet. They don’t even have the courage to show their faces in public, let alone go to the UN in person.”

“That’s because you shot down the first delegation before they even made it to Mars.”

“You can’t pin that on us,” Harris huffed. “They disappeared. That kinda stuff happens out in space all the time.”

“Uh-huh. It’s just a coincidence that the only ships out here with stealth hulls are Styggies. You’re the only ones who can sneak up and blow a ship away before it even knows it’s under attack.”

“A hopetaucracy is better than no hope at all,” I said.

They both turned and looked at me. Harris stuck his lower lip out over his neckguard, then laughed. “The great thing about a hopetaucracy is that if it doesn’t work out, you can always replace it with another.”

*

Blue. Pale, gauzy blue drapes diffused the glow of sunrise. Our wedding picture was on the bedside table, one of the few decorations in the Spartan room: me in uniform and her with a huge grin on her face. Celeste sat up abruptly and pulled the bedding around her. White sheets draped off ebony skin.

“You look like a postcard,” I told her. I thought about getting a freeze-frame but let it go. Some moments you don’t need a hardcopy to remember.

“Jozef,” she said, “how safe is this?”

“Safe?” I replied innocently. The sun coming up meant I’d been running the pipeline for a dangerously long time, but I put on my best convincing smile and dodged the question. “I was safe when I refused Mukube’s orders, wasn’t I? I was safe the whole time I was in prison, and even when he decided I was better off dead I was still safe when they smuggled me out, right?”

“That smile isn’t going to convince anyone,” she said, fixing me with that arched eyebrow and wry smile. “How safe is what you’re doing right now?”

For moment I couldn’t look her in the eyes. “What does it matter?” I finally said. “I’m never going to see you again. Not for real. Mukube will never sign your visa papers and he’s definitely never going to let me come home. If this is all we’ve got, who cares how safe it is?”

“If this is all we’ve got,” she said firmly, “then we’re blessed. And you’d better not be doing anything to screw it-”

The transition sliced through my nerves and I writhed and knocked against the consoles inside the cosyhole. Then I heard the hiss of a torch and went still. The nerve spike was set to jump if anything went wrong: like a hull breach.

They were cutting through the lock.

I scrambled but it was a well-rehearsed, controlled scramble. I blew the Skunk, jumped out of the cosyhole, had my helmet sealed and was wriggling into the poplock in a matter of seconds.

That’s right; I blew the Skunk before I put on my helmet. In spite of all the run-throughs I screwed things up before I was even out of the cosyhole. Just a whiff of the stuff got in my helmet but burning tar, onions, varnish and every other conceivable smell pierced my nasal cavity. My vision smeared behind sharp tears. Skunk is used to throw off snufflers, clog them up, so it makes sense that it smells bad but you have no idea just how bad until you’ve tried it.

Fumbling, half-blind, I groped my way inside the poplock, braced my feet on the compression pad and –thunk- blew into space. I shot out fast, moisture crystallized in the vacuum around me and I spotted a tube coming up on my left. I aimed my lifeline to catch it and that’s when a giant fist hit me in the shoulder and the universe went grey.

The sound of my own gasping brought me back. In space there’s only one good reason for heavy breathing and getting hit by superheated plasma isn’t it. I was spinning. At the lower edge of my vision I could see blood spurting, expanding outwards into a helix behind me. Even as I watched, the bleeding tapered off as my smartsuit stitched itself shut. I twitched command signals with my fingers, the movements ripped pain through my shoulder but the air packets fired and I straightened out.

Fiery streaks flashed past. Pot shots. They’d posted guards outside this time. A pulse blazed past my visor and I had to squeeze my eyes- still watering from the Skunk- to clear the retinal ghost. I aimed my lifeline a second time at the passing ass of a docked freighter, caught it and yelped in pain as my shoulder wrenched and I swung inwards. I blew the rest of my air packets braking and crumpled against the hull.

My legs were cold. Very cold. The pipeline only looks like a thermal reg after all. Beside me, within jumping distance, was a runner tube with a sliplock. Stars were winking out behind me, silhouettes of the Silverbacks in pursuit. I chameleon coded my own suit black with stripes to match theirs, bounced stiff legged and immediately came under fire. Three pulses blasted through the hull of the cargo below me and perfectly smooth, white mushrooms bloomed as SealFoam expanded and solidified from the breaches.

He caught me three-quarters of the way across, our vectors merged and we tumbled against the cargo. I broke away but the kid was some sort of ogee hand-to-hand prodigy. He had a pivot cable down before we even touched hull and was at me whirling and twisting like some dervish at the end of a yo-yo line.

I caught a glimpse, just a flash of a face behind the visor as we spun and traded blows: hazel eyes, young, angular face. Then before I even knew what was happening he had me in a knee hold. We were spinning like a drill head, my head pinned between his shins, the hull coming closer as his pivot line pulled us in.

I know this much about ogee fighting: there’s nothing pretty about knee holds. As soon as we were close he’d reach out, grab onto something and brake with his air packets. The hard stop meant my head, locked as it was between his knees, would also stop but momentum would keep the rest of my body turning.

All I could keep thinking as the hull face spun closer was Celeste: if this is all we’ve got then we’re blessed.

Something gave him away, his legs tensed just a little and I reached up through the agony in my shoulder, screaming, grabbed his legs and held on. The brake came and by sheer determination, still howling, I stopped along with him. What momentum I had I used to swing forward and connected a boot against his helmet. My legs were so cold now they were just numb stumps below my knees but I still dove for the sliplock and caught it. As the outside turned away, my tenacious Silverback assailant was already lunging across for more.

There was nothing to jam the lock with so I just kept moving. At the nearest junction I had to squeeze past a tangle of pipes and when I saw them I got an idea. He was already inside, pushing out of the sliplock so I braced my feet and popped the quick-release on the biggest pipe there, unleashing a stream of pressurized sewage. Shit and brown goo blew my attacker back the length of the tube. I was releasing the rest of the pipes so I could seal the junction when they took me from behind.

There were too many. The endorphins were wearing off. What fight I had left went with a yelp when one of them gripped my blasted shoulder. I was hauled through a doorway, and another, then taken down a blacktube into some dark hole. “Easy boy, we gotcha. We gotcha.” A single light, an incandescent, came on and a dozen faces looked down on me.

The CLF.

“That’s a goood wallop,” one of them drawled as he eyed up my shoulder. “Somebody go fetch the doc. Okay, let’s get him out of that thang. You gotta get the smartsuit bindings to relax first. Trigger it there. It’s that button there on the armpanel-“

“Leave it,” I said with a wet gasp. “Clean me up, that’s all. If I’m not out in front of Angelique’s in five minutes Harris is going to put two and two together.”

The faces paused, looked at each other.

“What?” I asked. “Last time I saw a meaningful look like that my best friend arrested me.”

*

Angelique.

Her leg up was propped up against the padlocked metal shutters of her shop. It was the only sign that there’d been a struggle.

“We’re just asking a few questions, that’s all,” Harris said with a shrug. “Odd coincidence that every time we pop into this cargo the signal dies. And she runs a Cyber, of all things.”

“Well, she also sold good whisky. I’m going to have to find a new place,”

I made as if to leave but didn’t get up. My legs were shooting stars of pain as warmth crept into them. I was sitting so that you could only, barely, make out the depression where the smartsuit clenched against my shoulder.

A Silverback lurched in, covered in brown filth. It was the young’n that had flashed past my visor about ten minutes ago, when I’d been fighting for my life. I’d have recognized him by the smell, anyway. “We got a sample,” he announced as he snapped to attention. “Blood.”

From when they shot me. They’d gone and picked up some of those frozen droplets drifting through space.

“How long before you get an aromatic?”

“Twenty minutes, tops. The techs are already on it.”

Once they had that, they’d use the snufflers to hunt me down. Was that Skunk I smelled? I took low, shallow inhale and relaxed: it was just Captain Sewage wafting across the table. A little late to be getting paranoid, I guess. Sewage noticed me and cocked his head at the way I was sitting. I stared back, there was no way he could’ve seen me- the light had lit up his face, not mine.

Then he stepped back, hand on his pulser and I was out of my chair. Harris was looking around angrily and that’s when pandemonium broke out. Shouts and exclamations went up all around us. People were standing, hugging and clapping each other on the back.

They’d just announced the vote. Independence had arrived.

My last glimpse before I disappeared behind the crowd was of Captain Sewage shouting frantically in Commander Harris’ ear. Harris, though, had his grey eyes fastened on me. His collarguard obscured his mouth but I think, possibly, from his eyes it looked as if he was smiling.

*

I took in the blue drapes, the gritty sand on the bare wood floor, the undulating hiss and roll of the surf. The pipeline was mine now and it never had to be turned off again. That had been the deal and Angelique, a little less frowny after being released from the Prometheus, had confirmed it for me.

Celeste stood in the middle of the room, arms crossed. While I’d been out getting shot, running for my life and witnessing a revolution, she’d been ruminating over the conversation we’d been having.  The first words out of her mouth were, “Let me ask you again, mister, just how safe is this-“

I walked up, a big stupid grin on my face, and kissed her.

“And just what was that for, hmm?” she pushed me away, still angry but not that angry.

“I’m home.”

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